cuppacoffee
Resident Grouch
Caserio (mf) should tweet back suggesting to Nelson that he keep his mama off the street to protect her virtue.
Steven Nelson is not a fan of Nick Caserio’s.
Nick Caserio - New GM
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Texian
Hall of Fame
You just gotta love the double WOW by HC Jonathan Gannon.
So you're certain the Browns will have a better record than the Texans?
Laser Boy makes me laugh.
Nope, I expect them to have about the same record.
Texian
Hall of Fame
If there is anything to be learned about the Texans and the McNairs when it comes to them making decisions regarding their NFL franchise, Murphy's Law, Sod's Law, and Finagle's Law all apply.
TexansBull
Hall of Fame
How so?
All that video tells me is that we dodged a bullet by hiring Demeco over Gannon.
Gannon is a clown. Literally looks like a clown.
It’s +50 points. If this is the kind of thing that excites them, I’m glad we missed that Jonathan Gannon bullet.
am I wrong thinking the Cardinals are the better team? I mean if Murray didn’t get hurt, they wouldn’t have been picking 3rd.
I bet Nick & the Texans win a playoff game before the Cardinals. & that’ll tell me all I need to know about who got who.
BattleRedBlud
Blue Steel Pose. No Excuses!
I still remember when we got fleeced on the Hopkins trade and everyone losing their minds. Followed by JJ Watt joining them later on. Looking back, the Cards still sucked and are no better off then we are today after losing those two great players.
Texian
Hall of Fame
Gannon's double WOW was his immediate reaction to how badly Monti Ossenfort had just spanked (took advantage of) Nick Caserio.
BattleRedBlud
Blue Steel Pose. No Excuses!
Loved it.
Gannon's Double Wow was obviously a "WOW, I wish the Texans hired me instead of Demeco. They are killing it"
I mean Stroud AND Anderson? WOW!
If you’re going to double down on +50 points being a spanking… I’ve got some grass I need to watch grow.
The Cards are going into tank mode. They didn't even consider spending $$$ in free agency, and have over $26 million in cap space. Saving it for next year, when they take a huge cap hit trading Kyler Murray. That will definitely happen. Take the under on the Cards win total and buy yourself something nice.
sandman
Brexit Advisor
I mean, current odds-on favorite in Vegas for DROY. That feels worth 50 points.
TexansBull
Hall of Fame
I think Gannon’s double wow is because he heard a great “That’s what she said” joke.
He is the Michael Scott of NFL coaches.
Carr Bombed
Hall of Fame
He looks like Jack Easterby.. if Jack Easterby had hair.
The big change that was alluded to and caused much speculation including him leaving to go back to NE?
Texansballer74
The Marine
Report: Nick Caserio adds executive vice president title
The Texans have made a number of staff changes, including an additional title for General Manager Nick Caserio.
www.nbcsports.com
Perfect for when Hannah becomes the GM and Nick can stay on as EVP.
I thought she would be head scout?Perfect for when Hannah becomes the GM and Nick can stay on as EVP.
banned1976
sleeper mode
What a ******* dork!
Janice will handle that position.
I think this is funny because it doesn’t mean anything. Just like his GM title doesn’t mean he’s the GM. He’s just the file clerk, they’d have been better off if they just came out & say it.
TexansBull
Hall of Fame
With news of Caserio getting a title added to his GM title I thought it would be interesting to jump in the DeLorean to go back in time and read all posts and speculations.
It starts with this zshawn’s post.
TexansBull
Hall of Fame
It probably came with a pay raise.
badboy
Hall of Fame
Is that a promotion or step 1 of up and out as GM?
You got me. I stand corrected.
Dejaview
All Pro
Lol. What is a dork? My son lives in Kerrville and he went to a party of bankers (his girlfriends crowd) and in Steven Nelson style one guy gave his boss a dehydrated raccoon pecker. He said it is in hill country vernacular a “dork“. maybe in Nelson’s next career he can coach at Kerrville Tivy?…along with that banker dork promulgator.
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Strange people out there... what do they call a klutz?
Carr Bombed
Hall of Fame
I was actually referring to the crowd that Dejaview posted about in Kerrville..a clumsy dork?
I don't have a problem with dorks, everyone has a inner dork. This guy just seems completely disingenuous and fake. So glad we didn't hire him.. don't think I could've taken that act after Jack. Players will get tired of that real fast.
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cuppacoffee
Resident Grouch
TK, have you joined the dark side?? Or else mocking texian.
Can never be too sure.
cuppacoffee
Resident Grouch
I've heard smoking dehydrated raccoon pecker will do that to you. I'll have to pass.Yeah, I got lost at banker party and dehydrated raccoon peckersorry, I just smoked.
BattleRedBlud
Blue Steel Pose. No Excuses!
That raise in ticket prices was to pad his salary for his new title.
TexansBull
Hall of Fame
Is Caserio signed through 2026 or 2027?
Kind of interesting how this lines up.
Caserio signed a 6 year deal in 2021. So he’s signed through 2026. But I don’t know if his additional title of VP changed that.
TexansBull
Hall of Fame
Looks like the stars are aligning for Caserio. He will look like a genius to have traded away the Texans 1st round pick and keeping the Browns 1st round pick.
That’s what happens when you take the whole offense on vacation to the beach instead of working staying home and working with his receivers
Thankfully it appears that Hannah knows what she's doing.
Now Cal can go back to playing Madden and CoD.Thankfully it appears that Hannah knows what she's doing.
TexansBull
Hall of Fame
Thanks for catching that. I just saw I misspelled Caserio. It is spelled Hannah.Thankfully it appears that Hannah knows what she's doing.
My bad.