Official Half Assed Game Day Thread for a Half Assed Team - Bengals v Texans

[TejasTom]

Ca we get 1st down or 2?

 

[OzzO]

whew.... nervous with this 3 win team ;-)

 

[PapaL]

I'm so excited and I just can't fight it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.

Special teams is playing well too.


I don't know how you crazy kids do memes but if one of you crazy kids do it that'd be cool.

How's this?

 

[speedfreek]

If we keep going empty set, we are probably going to give up a sack fumble. We need an extra blocker back there..

 

[Norg]

why isnt grimes playing WTF he was ganning yards yet BLUE

 

[TexansFight]

Blue is such a terrible RB. Why BOB keeps using him makes not sense.

 

[mussop]

What's with the slow developing plays.

 

[speedfreek]

That sack happened because they rushed and extra man and we had no back to chip with..

DUMB GODSEY!

 

[WolverineFan]

There's that 3rd & 13 draw again.

 

[chicagotexan2]

How's this?

Daddy like

 

[steelbtexan]

I'm just glad a TE has proven he can catch the football.

 

[PapaL]

This could very well be for the game. Let's do it defense!

 

[OzzO]

Hoyer is out

Adam Wexler ‏@awexler
With Hoyer's concussion, #Texans could be looking to sign a QB now since they play again on Sun vs Jets. Dysert is on the practice squad.

 

[speedfreek]

Yep, this is the drive that Cincy will use to go ahead of us. We really needed at least 3 out of that last drive..

 

[powda]

354

Cincy has all timeouts. they have a long field​

 

[Norg]

I wish I wish for a JJwatt Pick 6

 

[PapaL]

Daddy like

I was going to go with TJ YATES Big Cat Hunter but that one seemed better. Let me know if there's something else you prefer.

Actually here you go:
http://memecrunch.com/meme/A9K81/tj-yates

 

[speedfreek]

Man, the Bengals are whipping themselves. WOW!

 

[powda]

Yes sir jj.

Tonight is our night. To many penalties dropped passes

 

[OzzO]

but Winston loves him some wingstop

 

[chicagotexan2]

Damn Whitney just smacked watt

 

[WolverineFan]

3rd & 18 lol. There's that Texans defense we're used to seeing.

 

[mussop]

Cushing got blasted

 

[Norg]

our def cant hold them forever esp if our O isn't doing anything

 

[powda]

Yes sir jj.

Tonight is our night. To many penalties dropped passes

Stfu me.

 

[PapaL]

Why didn't we call a timeout when JJ went down? He's the best defensive player on the planet!

 

[speedfreek]

Ahhhh, there's the bumbling keystone cops defense I'm used to seeing..
Comforting to know it's still there, like a warm pair of slippers.

Draft spot -- secured.

 

[gwallaia]

Come on Texans. Let's do this. Step up now!

 

[Norg]

I hope we sign tim Tebow

 

[speedfreek]

Matt Schaub BABY, Matty Fricken Schaub!!

Hoyer is out

Adam Wexler ‏@awexler
With Hoyer's concussion, #Texans could be looking to sign a QB now since they play again on Sun vs Jets. Dysert is on the practice squad.

 

[OzzO]

Texans PR ‏@TexansPR
.@HoustonTexans DE @JJWatt just passed Derrick Thomas for the second-most career sacks in a players first five seasons in @NFL history

 

[Hervoyel]

It's fine. We got into a game mid-season with an undefeated team and we didn't even bring an offense to the fight but we still hung in there all night long. If this drive puts the Bengals ahead is that really going to surprise anyone? Watt just got his junk smacked. The D can't do it all but they impressed me tonight.

 

[MEGA SWATT]

Yates just cracks me up. All he does is beat Bengals!

Don't waste this guy's effort!

 

[PapaL]

Here comes the break...make a play defense!

 

[OzzO]

just need a pick.... or drive opie into the dirt

 

[speedfreek]

The only way we win this now is with a turnover, unfortunately.

 

[powda]

Buckle up. Jj your the star. Be a star. Make them work for everything

 

[chicagotexan2]

I smell an INT

 

[powda]

Nice job jersey puker

 

[PapaL]

Bengals are in full panic mode. Stadium is full of squeezed tight buttholes right now.

 

[Hervoyel]

Bengals are in full panic mode. Stadium is full of squeezed tight buttholes right now.

And that's cool. We got that going for us.

 

[powda]

Rushed 3 wow

 

[speedfreek]

one play for the entire game right here --

make the play win it..

 

[TexansFight]

KJo what a play.

 

[OzzO]

shhhhh.... no one say nothing

 

[WolverineFan]

4th & 6 and we're 10 yards off

 

[PapaL]

Texans ball!

 

[TexansFight]

Yes, ballgame!

 

[powda]

Holy!!!!!!!

 

[speedfreek]

UNREAL.

Did we just win SEC style?