Official Half Assed Game Day Thread for a Half Assed Team - Bengals v Texans

[speedfreek]

Welp, the last time we played a Kubiak QB (keenum) we won two in a row..

How's that for optimism!

 

[steelbtexan]

The TJ Yates era begins.

 

[PapaL]

Pacman takes a knee to the head, is sniffing smelling sticks, but he goes back in. Hoyer doesn't get hit but gets taken back?!?

 

[Hervoyel]

Yates has the Ryan Mallett part of the playbook down judging by how close to Feido's feet his first pass was.

 

[powda]

Te?

 

[amazing80]

Sling that ball Yates!

 

[PapaL]

Wtf. This is the team where QBs go to die. Unless your Yates. Or Keenum. Speaking of which I wonder if he has his phone on him right now...

He's starting for a better team. Why would he care?

 

[chicagotexan2]

Master Yates!!

 

[speedfreek]

TV just said he is starting for the Rams next week..

Fitz starts for NY
Case starts for STL

We could have had both for cheaper than
the cost of Hoyer/Mallet and probably would
have done no worse than we have so far this season.

Wtf. This is the team where QBs go to die. Unless your Yates. Or Keenum. Speaking of which I wonder if he has his phone on him right now...

 

[powda]

Bang bang b*tches!

 

[santo]

Marvin Lewis looks nervous..

 

[WolverineFan]

Good lord Newton. Make an effort at least.

 

[powda]

Dhop. Deep. Now.

 

[speedfreek]

Let's hope he has forgotten the Matt Schaub pick-6 part of the playbook..

Yates has the Ryan Mallett part of the playbook down judging by how close to Feido's feet his first pass was.

 

[Thorn]

This game is not going how I predicted it. LOL

 

[nut]

We throw out more quality qb's than anybody in the history of the NFL

 

[PapaL]

Yates it!

 

[Hervoyel]

Marvin Lewis looks nervous..

That's actually legit. This is one of those games where if you're the Bengals you're starting to get tight because you're supposed to have already put us away.

 

[powda]

Hoyer gets a vote of confidence from bob about shoulda been the starter all along. Now hes back out. Lol

 

[PapaL]

We throw out more quality qb's than anybody in the history of the NFL

We call them garbage when we have them but now their quality QBs?
Just because they're better than the current garbage doesn't make them quality.

 

[WolverineFan]

Oh my...

 

[speedfreek]

If Yates wins this game, is it safe to say that Kubiak is a better QB whisperer than BoB?

 

[TexansFight]

What a TD catch by DHop!!!

 

[powda]

Wtf did i say! Dhop deep! Nice

 

[Hervoyel]

Yates just cracks me up. All he does is beat Bengals!

 

[kiwitexansfan]

All Yates does is beat Cincinatti.....

 

[DocBar]

All he does is kill Bengals. Lol.


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[gwallaia]

What a grab!

 

[kiwitexansfan]

Yates just cracks me up. All he does is beat Bengals!

Jinx

 

[Hervoyel]

They just absolutely have to hate his guts up there.

 

[BigBull]

So our te's catch and Yates can sling it a little. Does Hoyer get his job back if Yates wins the game.


Sent from the future...

 

[steelbtexan]

Dhop. Deep. Now.

Prophetic

 

[RTP2110]

TJ the Bengal slayer!

 

[amazing80]

Nuk is a beast

 

[TexansBull]

He's starting for a better team. Why would he care?

I didn't know he was starting.

 

[GuerillaBlack]

What a catch man! Kid is a beast. Yates loves playing against Cincy.

 

[kiwitexansfan]

 

[Hervoyel]

Jinx

Not even. We aren't winning this game. It's just funny because that's what all those Bengals fans and players and coaches are thinking right now. "TJ MOTHERFUCKING YATES! AGAIN!"

 

[mussop]

The TJ Yates era begins.

Lol

 

[DocBar]

Hold em for one quarter, D. Give it your all


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[nut]

Hope Yates stays out there tonite. No way O'Bully isn't going to put his pet Hoylet out there next game.

 

[santo]

If Yates wins this game, is it safe to say that Kubiak is a better QB whisperer than BoB?

If Yates leads them to a win, Kubiak's qbs will be undefeated.. lol

 

[amazing80]

special teams has figured their **** out....

 

[PapaL]

All this man does is beat the Bengals. He's the Eli Manning of the Patriots.

 

[TexansFight]

What a ST tackle by DENT!!

 

[Thorn]

Wow. Didn't expect this.

 

[powda]

Dent...my boy

Replay of the td again. Dhop....dude is a beast. Just keep feeding him

 

[nut]

We call them garbage when we have them but now their quality QBs?
Just because they're better than the current garbage doesn't make them quality.

C'mon Man. Sarcasm.

 

[chicagotexan2]

Yates is a bigger threat to the worlds big cat population than ahole dentists.

 

[Hervoyel]

Can we all just take a moment to give thanks to the defense and Yates. They gave us a game to watch regardless of the outcome where we really shouldn't have had one. This was a mid-season gift.