Keep Texans Talk Google Ad Free!
Venmo Tip Jar | Paypal Tip Jar
Thanks for your support! 🍺😎👍

Official Half Assed Game Day Thread for a Half Assed Team - Bengals v Texans

Time out. Dont overthink it. Reset. Get ur first and then throw deep. Losen it up for the run game. Lets get in rhythm. No penalties...maybe draw em off.
 
This running game is garbage. Time to use the passing game to open up some running lanes.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
 
Dude...whata shyt call. Polk on that maybe minus the stutter but not grimes
 
Awful call but looked like Grimes had a lane there to cut it up and maybe fight for the marker. Instead he bounced all the way outside.
 
Our offense is run by people who think they're "sneaky" and "clever" but the stuff they're calling isn't fooling anybody. It's not working and it's not novel or original. It's just some Mickey Mouse version of what somebody in way over his head thinks New England does. I really don't think our offense looks anything like what the Patriots run. Not just in the respect that they have better players doing it. I'm saying we don't even look like we're trying to do the same thing they're doing. I mean sure, some of it yes but we go off on these weird tangents running stupid plays over and over again. I really think Godsey is a bad OC. I mean a really bad OC and what's worse is he's OB's friend so he's not going anywhere.

He's like the offensive version of Frank Bush calling the D for Kubiak.
 
You know, if we lose this game 9-6 (or similar), I will be more pissed off than
if we lose by 20.

Why? Because this one is here for the taking. The Bengals keep giving us
life and we keep pissing the opportunity away.
 
speedfreek said:
You know, if we lose this game 9-6 (or similar), I will be more pissed off than
if we lose by 20.

Why? Because this one is here for the taking. The Bengals keep giving us
life and we keep pissing the opportunity away.
Click to expand...
I hate this coaching staff with the intensity of a thousand suns. Go back to Boston you stupid bitches.
 
speedfreek said:
You know, if we lose this game 9-6 (or similar), I will be more pissed off than
if we lose by 20.

Why? Because this one is here for the taking. The Bengals keep giving us
life and we keep pissing the opportunity away.
Click to expand...

Me too. We don't have any cojones.
 
Just pretend its a playoff game tj....

And for the love of god threaten the d beyond 20 yards
 
Wtf. This is the team where QBs go to die. Unless your Yates. Or Keenum. Speaking of which I wonder if he has his phone on him right now...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top