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Official Half Assed Game Day Thread for a Half Assed Team - Bengals v Texans

Holy crap, I didn't even think about that.

If we win tonight, Gary's QB's will be _undefeated_ in BoB's own system!!
HA HA

(Case 2-0 last year, Yates 1-0 this year, HA!)

Man, now I want to win -- even though it screws up our draft slot!

santo said:
If Yates leads them to a win, Kubiak's qbs will be undefeated.. lol
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Momentum. Shifting. Bengals and everyone in the crowd feels the undefeated streak slipping.
 
Hervoyel said:
Can we all just take a moment to give thanks to the defense and Yates. They gave us a game to watch regardless of the outcome where we really shouldn't have had one. This was a mid-season gift.
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Game manager and a defense. Imagine if we had a running game.
 
Interesting, BoB called no runs on that drive. Might want to give Yates at least _a little_
support with a ground game.

It's not exactly like we are trailing.. Let's kill some clock Godsey.
 
Hill and gio about to get fed. Keep it infront of u. Manageable 3rd downs for us to send a blitz.
 
speedfreek said:
Interesting, BoB called no runs on that drive. Might want to give Yates at least _a little_
support with a ground game.

It's not exactly like we are trailing.. Let's kill some clock Godsey.
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You're trying to make sense when we all know Godsey is an a**clown.


Sent from the future...
 
WTH did they lock hoyer UP there was nothing wrong with him it seemed unless he hurt his hand
 
speedfreek said:
Interesting, BoB called no runs on that drive. Might want to give Yates at least _a little_
support with a ground game.

It's not exactly like we are trailing.. Let's kill some clock Godsey.
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You have seen our running game right? He's betting on a QB over our less than desirable running game.
 
CIN fans booing.... good lawd y'all are (currently) 8-0 and having some pretty good seasons after years of suckage
 
GuerillaBlack said:
What the hell is Cincy booing for? Your team is 8 and freaking 0. Shut up.
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Lettem boo. I love it. Need a long extended clock burning drive. No penalties. Look for hop. Dare i say look for a te? Keep it manageable
 
kiwitexansfan said:
oh dear...

I'm finding myself starting to believe that we can win
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I'm so excited and I just can't fight it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.

Special teams is playing well too.
chicagotexan2 said:
Yates is a bigger threat to the worlds big cat population than ahole dentists.
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I don't know how you crazy kids do memes but if one of you crazy kids do it that'd be cool.
 
amazing80 said:
Man both ILBs look great tonight
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True. You know Cushing is never going to be "Cushing" again but when he's fired up he's still not chopped liver. He's always been such an emotional player and now we can't afford to have a JAG next to him like we planned on doing once DeMeco was gone but if things are going right Cush can still make some plays.
 
Red is 0-4 in playoffs. Hopefully he is starting to feel the collar tighten again on MNF with the world watching.
 
Punt. Thats ok. Flip the field and lock in on d. No penalties. No blown assignments. Make them earn every yard...every second.
 
We need to get creative in our run game. The backs we have are not good one-cut and go guys
like Foster. They spend too much time dancing around in the backfield.

Need to put in a wildcat or something with a fullback to get more punch on first down.

Just chucking the ball and then running laterally (which is absurd with our current O-line)
is frustrating.
 
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