Official Half Assed Game Day Thread for a Half Assed Team - Bengals v Texans

[OzzO]

boooooooyahhhhh mofos

 

[MEGA SWATT]

Don't waste this guy's effort!

TJ Yates just owns the Bengals. LOL. This game is ours!

 

[SAMURAITEXAN]

It's fumble

 

[amazing80]

Great f'n win!

 

[steelbtexan]

Yes

Demps

Johnson redeems himself.

 

[WolverineFan]

That's either an incompletion or a recovered fumble. Either way it's Texans ball!!

 

[powda]

Win win win win win win

This is ours

 

[Norg]

wooooo we did it congrats guys this team showed real grit and heart today


I was glued to the tv its moments like these why I love this team and are in this 4 LIFE

 

[speedfreek]

Nothing better than a good 10-6 slog..

Does TJ yates become the second undefeated Kubiak QB in
Obrien's sytem?

Tune in after this two minute commercial..

 

[GuerillaBlack]

That's a fumble!

 

[powda]

Such an intense game

 

[ATXtexanfan]

Wow

 

[Hervoyel]

Bengals are in full panic mode. Stadium is full of squeezed tight buttholes right now.

A couple of those buttholes just crushed an atom or two.

 

[macho grande]

Game. Blouses.

 

[RTP2110]

YES!! TEXANS WIN!!

TJ does it again!

 

[Number19]

WOW - great win.

 

[SAMURAITEXAN]

Ohhh yeeeeessss

 

[Mr teX]

We got em'!!!!

 

[SAMURAITEXAN]

How sweet

 

[Section516]

LOL. Well...That was unexpected. Sloppy..but a good win..6-10 AFC South Champs here we go..?

 

[OzzO]

Adam Clanton ‏@adamclanton
Bill O’Brien should walk into McNair’s office tomorrow morning and demand that Rick Smith & Clay Walker be on next flight out of Houston.

 

[powda]

Amazing

This belongs in the ANALS of houston lore.

And yeah i said it kjo. Your my boy!

 

[gwallaia]

Holy Toldeo!

 

[PapaL]

How y'all doing?
The red rifle looked like a red rider BB gun.

JJ Watt talking SH!T!

 

[speedfreek]

Here's something funny:

Two and a half weeks ago, two teams from Houston played two teams from Tennessee
UH-Vandy
Texans-Titans

Both Houston teams won.

Within the last week and a half, two teams from Houston played two teams from
Cincy.

UH-Bearcats
Texans-Bengals

Both Houston teams won.

With UH playing navy in 2 weeks, it's a damned shame the Texans aren't
playing the Ravens next.. HA!

 

[Texian]

So much for any expectations for drafting a 1st RD QB

 

[Norg]

We got em'!!!!

GOTTTT emmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

 

[Thorn]

Damn. They looked like a real team tonight. What happened?

 

[Mollywhopper]

So much for any expectations for drafting a 1st RD QB

Lingering doubt will leave Wentz for us in the second. No worries.

 

[DocBar]

Good team win


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[gwallaia]

So much for any expectations for drafting a 1st RD QB

. No, we still go QB with 1st pick.

 

[dream_team]

Yaaaaah baby!!!

 

[DBCooper]

So much for any expectations for drafting a 1st RD QB

Wah

 

[EllisUnit]

So much for any expectations for drafting a 1st RD QB

I'll take the win, Yates looked good. Never understood why he wasn't given more of a shot.

 

[NastyNate]

Jesus holy hell, what just happened? I love it. Maybe this can spark something? Or is this fool's gold?

 

[Texans55HaveFuN]

great to see cushing flying around everywhere again. he played great!

 

[Uncle Rico]

Hey JJ, you're 3-5 bud. Have a little humility and keep grinding. "Red Rider.." bullahit comments are off-putting.

Nice win nonetheless.

 

[powda]

Dear Bengals, please be kind enough to use lube tonight. Thanks.

I'll have crow baked, broiled, boiled, fryed.

I was wrong and I LIKE IT.

 

[speedfreek]

Welp, at least we are keeping pace with the Luck-less Colts. ha ha.

Yates vs. Hasslebeck is a wash IMO.

 

[BigBull]

Lingering doubt will leave Wentz for us in the second. No worries.

God I hope not. Just say no to Wentz.


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[DBCooper]

I love the shots of the bengals fans, they were expecting a thrashing the other way!

Lol

 

[Norg]

So much for any expectations for drafting a 1st RD QB

we still need depth at QB unless they feel Savage can be that guy none of our QB can stay healthy

 

[Mollywhopper]

God I hope not. Just say no to Wentz.

Why's that?

 

[DBCooper]

Who dey?

 

[Thorn]

OK, that's it. From now on "Half assed" has to be in the game day thread title.

 

[OzzO]

Seth Payne ‏@PayneNFL
TJ Yates steps into a situation like...

 

[BigBull]

Why's that?

I see nothing in him other than career backup.


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[Norg]

Lingering doubt will leave Wentz for us in the second. No worries.

I think some QB will fall to us its not like a lot of teams in front of us need a qb

 

[DocBar]

That was surpeisinf


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[Texian]

. No, we still go QB with 1st pick.

my point is 1st rd QBs likely off the board now. There's only 1 maybe 2