Kubiak quotes from yesterday afternoon's and this morning's practice is up. On our blog, we will be running a regular feature covering his press conferences and quotes. Here's an early taste of it:
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As an obsessed Texan fan, I have spent my time in absurd ways. For instance, I am almost always glued to houstontexans.com video page at 3:30 pm on Monday afternoons after Texan games. Why? you ask
Well, that is the Kubiak press conference. I have studied his finger-tapping and other mannerisms, as well as the tone and confidence by which he answers questions to the point that I believe I have special insight into what is going UN-SAID. To that end, during the season, I will post the hidden meaning behind his press conference answers and announcements.
Before the season starts, just to build my credibility with you skeptics, I am going to exercise my Third Eye by reading the tea leaves left behind from Kubiaks post-practice quotes. So, here it is! Remember, your eyes can deceive you
nothing is as it seems!
Kubiaks quotes will be in black and his secret thoughts will be in red italics. From August 1 and 2:
(on WR Trindon Hollidays progression in learning the wide receiver position) Hes struggling at that position (wide receiver) and hes excelling as a returner and we knew that. So, we got to have some patience here and be willing to get him those reps and see how far he comes from that standpoint. In the NFL you suit 45 (players) and you got go do other things. We got to get him better at that spot as a receiver. He really worked as a running back at LSU more than anything. So, its a whole new world for him and we knew we were in for that. Hes working hard at it.
Im dreading this decision! Hes going to be worthless as a WR this year but hes so freakin good returning the ball
man, I dont know what to do. And, I want Jacoby to focus on WR
but, Im already going to be carrying a ton of TEs
How the heck can I make this work?
(on the offseason of WR Jacoby Jones) Hes been accountable and consistent. When he follows that guideline (WR) Jacoby (Jones) career is going to take off.
Hes so talented and such a playmaker! Im encouraged by his attitude and work ethic lately but I still dont trust him any farther than I can throw him.