The Official Half Assed Jackuars @ Texans Clinch the Division Gameday Thread

[ziggy29]

Looks like all the other games the Clots need might break their way. Even the games that look like upsets really aren't because the "better" team often has nothing to play for and they are resting up for the playoffs. NE is notorious for sleepwalking in their last game when it's not critical for playoff positioning. CIN is limping without Andy Dalton (though he'd stink up the playoffs as always). And Buffalo really wants to seem to get this one for Rex and stick it to the Jets. KC has the #3 seed locked up this afternoon, win or lose. Glad the Texans are looking dominant on defense again, they may *need* to win this one after all...

In any event, that is how they should have approached this game anyway. Ignore the "1% chance for Indy" stuff, because given the historical luck of Houston football, it's likely to happen. Just win and make it all a moot point.

 

[Carr Bombed]

He was going on his 4th season & really didn't look like a pass rusher. He's looked great at times this season & today he's working Joekle over.

He's also looked really good in coverage. Probably our best true 3-4 OLB & not that hybrid dog Wade was trying to make him.

Whitney has truly benefited from Vrabel & RAC's coaching.

He was going into his 3rd season.. the same Clowney will be during the up coming draft.. He had 6 sacks as a situational pass rusher (only had 4 starts) as a rookie.. had 7 sacks his sophomore year. I don't get the bust label

 

[Lucky]

Well at least we get to see Whitney have another multi-sack game!

You called it.

 

[BetaV1]

Almost every game going the colts way but the Texans. Must win situation now.

This is all Cincinnati's fault! Stupid Bengals!

 

[ziggy29]

He was going into his 3rd season.. the same Clowney will be during the up coming draft.. He had 6 sacks as a situational pass rusher (only had 4 starts) as a rookie.. had 7 sacks his sophomore year. I don't get the bust label

I remember when Drew Brees played for the Chargers and he was tagged as a disappointing underachiever even after a few years in the league.

 

[KA4Texan]

Almost every game going the colts way but the Texans. Must win situation now.

The score is 20-3.

If the Texans DON'T win this, they don't deserve the division.

 

[JCTexan]

This is all Cincinnati's fault! Stupid Bengals!

Don't blame the Bengals. Texans up 20-3 at half. Win and we're in. Lose and it's our own fault.

 

[ziggy29]

Another quick TD for the Colts to start the second half, now 27-14.

 

[BetaV1]

Don't blame the Bengals. Texans up 20-3 at half. Win and we're in. Lose and it's our own fault.

Obviously I was joking around. But it would be nice to rest starters coming out of halftime instead of having to keep playing.

So yeah. Stupid Bengals.

 

[EVOLVIST]

I remember when Drew Brees played for the Chargers and he was tagged as a disappointing underachiever even after a few years in the league.

Clowney just needs his hand in the dirt. Muscle memory and all of that. Bench Crick.

 

[ziggy29]

Obviously joking around. But it would be nice to rest starters coming out of halftime instead of having to keep playing.

Which is probably what the Bengals and the Patriots are doing, and probably what the Chiefs will do. The Jets have no excuse; they need this one.

 

[OzzO]

Daniel Gotera ‏@DTGoteraKHOU
DeAndre Hopkins joins Randy Moss as the only 2 players ever to reach 3,500 receiving yards before the age of 24.

 

[Carr Bombed]

Clowney just needs his hand in the dirt. Muscle memory and all of that. Bench Crick.

Clowney first needs to keep his ass on the field (his biggest problem) then they can figure out what stance they should play him in.

 

[OzzO]

in Titan news....

John Clayton ‏@ClaytonESPN
Alex Tanney has now replaced Zach Mettenberger at quarterback after that last tipped interception for Tennessee

John Clayton ‏@ClaytonESPN
Official word is Zach Mettenberger injured his forearm. His return is questionable.

 

[BetaV1]

Daniel Gotera ‏@DTGoteraKHOU
DeAndre Hopkins joins Randy Moss as the only 2 players ever to reach 3,500 receiving yards before the age of 24.

Absolutely incredible!

 

[OzzO]

Merci with 3rd sack today and Clowney with a hurt sack

 

[Carr Bombed]

Blue runs so much better in the second half

 

[Brandon420tx]

Jags might be the only team in the league worse at defending outside runs than we are

 

[OzzO]

Adam Wexler ‏@awexler
Official: Washington (hip injury): OUT. #Texans

 

[Hervoyel]

Every time I hear them say "B.J. Daniels..." I'm like Seriously?

 

[ziggy29]

Every time I hear them say "B.J. Daniels..." I'm like Seriously?

And I think of raindrops falling on my head, until I remember that was B.J. Thomas....

 

[Carr Bombed]

Holy **** Fiedo caught a pass

 

[ziggy29]

Go Clock Go!

 

[EVOLVIST]

Clowney first needs to keep his ass on the field (his biggest problem) then they can figure out what stance they should play him in.

See, I think that's part of the problem. We've seen players who don't play their natural position turn to glass.

Clowney is a quick twitch player whose muscle memory expects certain things out of him. He's getting hit in different ways, he's moving in different ways and I think his body is responding to the negative.

 

[Carr Bombed]

Wtf

 

[OzzO]

I like the call to go for it on 4th and perhaps the shoe to the throat, not so much a fan of the called play.

 

[ziggy29]

Going for it was the right call there. The specific play itself.... err, not so much.

 

[Hervoyel]

Polk's another guy I don't get their infatuation with. He flashes when it doesn't much matter and comes up short when you just have to have a few yards.

 

[EllisUnit]

It's amazing how bad Hoyer looks even facing one of the worst defenses in the NFL. He better step it up if we want to win a play off game......I mean Weeden can look this average without trying.

 

[OzzO]

that was a football move

these refs on the other hand, are a bowel move

 

[Carr Bombed]

These refs suck ass

 

[JCTexan]

Even if it's a fumble it's not going to be a TD.

 

[Carr Bombed]

I hope they won't be officiating in the playoffs

 

[EVOLVIST]

And I think of raindrops falling on my head, until I remember that was B.J. Thomas....

I just think of blow jobs.

 

[amazing80]

our return game is still terrible

 

[OzzO]

ok, don't want Daniels on punt returns or wildcat

 

[Hervoyel]

Brian ******* Hoyer

 

[EllisUnit]

Typical hoyer....

 

[ziggy29]

Err, uh... yeah. Being a fan of this team is torture. At least the Bengals are starting to pull away.

 

[Carr Bombed]

Well.. Hoyer having a Hoyer moment.. only a matter of time.

 

[TexansFight]

Hoyer is such a garbage QB. Awful throw.

 

[OzzO]

juuuuuust a bit high, Hoyer

 

[TexansFight]

What the hell does BOB and Godsey see in Hoyer.

 

[OzzO]

a whip, nae nae, dab, and running man it appears

 

[EllisUnit]

Well atleast our D is good...Hoyer will be the reason we lose in the playoffs.

 

[ziggy29]

Nice job again by the D. Holding them to three was big there.

 

[Hervoyel]

I just can't believe how **** Hoyer is. He can be having a statistically nice day and you still look at it and can't help thinking "He's doing OK but he's still a bit **** and something bad is going to happen" and then it does.

 

[ziggy29]

I just can't believe how **** Hoyer is. He can be having a statistically nice day and you still look at it and can't help thinking "He's doing OK but he's still a bit **** and something bad is going to happen" and then it does.

Yep, he has "game manager" stats written all over him, until he does something a "game manager" with limited ability can NOT do.

 

[Hervoyel]

Chrickenshit officials

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Shame