cuppacoffee
Resident Grouch
Holy crap, 5 kids and you. She's a saint. Get over yourself and take her somewhere she dreams of. Not friggin Galveston. Bali or Germany. Amsterdam in spring is just gorgeous. You can get off your box for a woman that put up with you for 60 years.
Right about that. Still don't know how I pulled it off. But she did love driving my hot rod Ford.
Blew the engine while I was at Pendleton in 2nd ITR. Didn't know what the tach was for. Fixed it and she wrecked it. Tough on cars.
G - Grandpa from Holland. Wouldn't mind going there.
Wife won't fly, won't get on a ship (Queen Mary wouldn't be big enough). She knows about the Titanic.
Kind of limits my options.
I have mentioned that I would like one of the Norwegian River Cruises I see advertised.
Guess I could drug her for the plane ride. Or maybe buy her some water wings.
Maybe cnnd could help me score some chloroform. Be hell to pay when she wakes up though. Then there's getting her back home.