cuppacoffee
Resident Grouch
Holy crap, 5 kids and you. She's a saint. Get over yourself and take her somewhere she dreams of. Not friggin Galveston. Bali or Germany. Amsterdam in spring is just gorgeous. You can get off your box for a woman that put up with you for 60 years.
Right about that. Still don't know how I pulled it off. But she did love driving my hot rod Ford.

Blew the engine while I was at Pendleton in 2nd ITR. Didn't know what the tach was for. Fixed it and she wrecked it. Tough on cars.
G - Grandpa from Holland. Wouldn't mind going there.
Wife won't fly, won't get on a ship (Queen Mary wouldn't be big enough). She knows about the Titanic.
Kind of limits my options.
I have mentioned that I would like one of the Norwegian River Cruises I see advertised.
Guess I could drug her for the plane ride.

Maybe cnnd could help me score some chloroform. Be hell to pay when she wakes up though. Then there's getting her back home.
