losing record, man.
http://www.houstonnews.net/story.php?rid=44841373The National Football League announced that 32 legendary NFL alumni, one representing each team, will announce every selection of the second round during the NFL draft Friday night.
Announcing the Texans second round pick will be Houston native Aaron Glenn who played for the Texans from 2002-04.
Originally Posted by DexmanC
Was Frank Bush THAT bad of a D-Coordinator?
Does Rex Ryan like feet?
page 24 and 25LMAO
hahaTwo Titans fans are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke.
TitansFan asks her,"Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
TitansFan asks her "Kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no.
The other TitansFan walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches, and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.
The Titansfans' buddy says, "Ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it.
FSC ..is that Gary's new name?All Hail The Fake Season Czar
Coach August would like to use this space to remind all of y'all that champions are made by how you practice, and especially by how you play these practice games. You see, these preseason victories give the team momentum, and that's just not something you flip on and off.
You probably think it's hard to flip it back on in the final month of the season, too, like when a team starts off 4-7 then really rips into it when it counts down the stretch. That's right. Coach August likes being Coach December, too. That's just how he rolls.
Hell yeah, the Texans whupped the Saints and Jets at home in fake games to start the preseason 2-0. Those are playoff teams, darn good ones, too. Their second and third stringers are really licking their wounds after making the trip to Gridiron, Texas, aren't they?
So damn right you better start printing those Super Bowl tickets. Mayor Annise Parker, if you haven't already drawn up the parade route, then you might as well punch FEMA into your speed dial. You're gonna want to go National Guard on this town once this team gets rolling.
These Texans are a juggernaut because the preseason tells us so. Buckle up, Space City. We are a go for launch. Once we get done with August, then look out for us come December because you know that The Fake Season Czar never loses in Week 17. That's right, 5-0 to close out every regular season, 'cause there's nothing like having that momentum heading into next August.
Oh snap, NFL! You just got served.
Does anyone have awesome photoshop skills that could make a wallpaper like this or similar to it???was looking up something else but this was pretty kick ass