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Nick Caserio - New GM

Urban Meyer is still a all time top 3 college coach. That hasn't changed. He may have stubbed his toe but he is 1 - 5. Jimmy Johnson was 1 - 15 his first year with Troy Aikman. So if Urban wins 1 more game he is ahead of Johnson's schedule. As we all know it didn't take Johnson 2 or 3 years to take out the trash and get his house in order. Johnson did it rickytic and had his house squared away after year one.

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Doing pick swaps and trading 5th rd picks for guys like Miller isn't going to hurt the franchise. They're tanking, pure and simple this should've been obvious by the Culley hire.
Are they? The whole purpose of all of the restructured contracts is because the file clerk thought he put a competitive team on the field. Why else motgage the future to the tune of over $35MM? The one thing we know for sure about the file clerk, Bill Belichick would be well pleased with the Houston Texans file cabinets.
 
Are they? The whole purpose of all of the restructured contracts is because the file clerk thought he put a competitive team on the field. Why else motgage the future to the tune of over $35MM? The one thing we know for sure about the file clerk, Bill Belichick would be well pleased with the Houston Texans file cabinets.

Do you really think Caserio thinks he was going to field a competitive team? Coming out of TC he was talking about the process, not about winning.
 
Do you really think Caserio thinks he was going to field a competitive team? Coming out of TC he was talking about the process, not about winning.
Yep that's exactly what the file clerk was thinking and what he was telling Kyle. You can't take seriously what the file clerk says publicly. The file clerk is programmed with nauseating babble and rhetoric. Caserio is Naive like that.
 
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Caserio FUBARS Extraordinaire:

1/7 - Texans hire Nick Caserio.
Jan thru Apr Caserio refuses to take calls from any teams about Deshaun Watson
1/27 - Caserio hires David Culley first opening, last hire. Caserio's first hire is the worst HC hire in 2021.
2/12 - Texans release JJ Watt
3/2 - Resigns David Johnson to a $6MM contract

3/11 - Caserio restructures Cooks contract. borrows $2.5MM from 2022, 2023, 2024 ($7.5MM). Restructure also cancels last year of contract. Cooks contract now expires after 2022 season.

3/20 -Caserio restructures Tunsil contract. By borrowing $10MM from future caps ($5MM 2022; $5MM 2023)

3/22 - Caserio trades for Shaq Lawson restructures contract, then trades Lawson to Jets, creates $1.8MM in Dead Cap.

3/23 - Caserio trades for Ryan Izzo. 8/31 Caserio cuts Izzo.
Caserio trades for Ryan Finley. 5/24 - Caserio cuts Finley

3/24 - Caserio restructures Mercilus contract. 10/19 - Caserio cuts Mercilus creating $7MM dead cap in 2022

3/30 - Caserio restructures Cunningham 4 year contract.Borrows $5.6MM from 2022, 2023, 2024. Likely cut/traded before 2022 season.

4/29 - NFL Draft. Caserio uses (8) 2021 draft picks and (2) 2022 draft picks to draft (5) players.

7/26 - Caserio trades for Anthony Miller. 10/6 - Caserio cuts Miller

9/9 - Caserio trades Roby to Saints, restructuring contract to eat $8.9MM in salary ($4.8MM in 2022). Value of 2nd rd pick, only gets a 3rd rd pick.

Nick Caserio has created over $37MM in 2021 dead cap money. As a result Caserio had to restructure (5) contracts to create over $35MM in order to sign a bunch of over 30 year olds to 1 year contracts in order to fill the roster.

Caserio has already created over $15MM in dead cap in 2022. Reduced the 2022 salary cap over $10MM from restructuring. 2022 dead cap needed to trade Watson $16MM, to trade/cut Cunningham $12MM. $15MM + $10MM + $26MM = Caserio responsible for $51MM in reduction of 2022 salary cap.

Texans only have 27 players under contract in 2022, that's 10 players less than the avg team.


This is a mess, a clown show, a dumpster fire, absence of intelligent thought, lacking common sense and logic. An exercise in buffoonery, Tom Foolery, menopause brain, lacking in basic skills in accounting and economics.

STAY TUNED.......DEVELOPING.......
Duly noted on all this, but what is your take on: How many players were under contract coming into 2021 and what was the team's cap status? Is it possible this is what led to some of the maneuvering? If they had cut the dead weight (Mercilus, DJ, etc.) and not do the restructures this past off season, how would it have affected the team's ability to fill the roster for 2021.
 
Duly noted on all this, but what is your take on: How many players were under contract coming into 2021 and what was the team's cap status? Is it possible this is what led to some of the maneuvering? If they had cut the dead weight (Mercilus, DJ, etc.) and not do the restructures this past off season, how would it have affected the team's ability to fill the roster for 2021.
Texans started 2021 season with 54 contracts and $6MM OVER the cap.

If the Texans had made the following moves they would've been $48MM UNDER the cap. They would not of had to resort to mortgaging the future to the tune of OVER $35MM in contract restructuring, $37MM in Dead Cap in 2021 and would've added a 2nd rd draft pick.
B. McKinneyRelease$7.00m
D. JohnsonRelease$6.90m
Z. FultonRelease$3.00m
Du. JohnsonRelease$5.15m
B. DunnRelease$3.25m
B. CooksTrade$12.00m
J. WattRelease$17.50m
Total Saved$54.80m
 
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Yep that's exactly what the file clerk was thinking and what he was telling Kyle. You can't take seriously what the file clerk says publicly. The file clerk is programmed with nauseating babble and rhetoric. Caserio is Naive like that.

LMAO

What do you believe when it comes to Texans mgmt?

Cal says Caserio will be making final football decisions.

Caserio talks about the beginning of the process, not about winning this yr.

I choose to believe them, until I have reason not to believe them.
 
Texans started 2021 season with 54 contracts and $6MM OVER the cap.

If the Texans had made the following moves they would've been $48MM UNDER the cap. They would not of had to resort to OVER $35MM in contract restructuring, $37MM in Dead Cap in 2021 and would've added a 2nd rd draft pick.
B. McKinneyRelease$7.00m
D. JohnsonRelease$6.90m
Z. FultonRelease$3.00m
Du. JohnsonRelease$5.15m
B. DunnRelease$3.25m
B. CooksTrade$12.00m
J. WattRelease$17.50m
Total Saved$54.80m

So are those savings based on their 2021 cap number + any dead money? If so it does look bad but as some have said, the assumption (by someone on Kirby) was that this team was going to be competitive...
 
So are those savings based on their 2021 cap number + any dead money? If so it does look bad but as some have said, the assumption (by someone on Kirby) was that this team was going to be competitive...
Those savings are based on the $188MM 2021 salary cap. I believe that those on Kirby are the only ones in the entire football world that believed they were going to be competitive. Therein lies the rub and the demise of this team.
 
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Cal also told everyone that Watson would have a say in who the organization hired as a GM and HC……that statement didn’t exactly hold water.

He also said Caserio will be in charge of all football decisions.

Texian doesn't believe Cal's being truthful.

To each their own I guess.
 
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He also said Caserio will be in charge of all football decisions.

Texan doesn't believe Cal's being truthful.

To each their own I guess.
When I look at pictures of Texans Draft War Room and the Texans gameday sideline, I'm beginning to wonder if Nick Caserio is Jack Easterby's spokesperson. Is Cal being truthful when he told you all football decisions would emanate from the the four seats at the Kirby boardroom roundtable? :)

So let me just be clear. Even though the file clerk came with highest recommendations from Jack Easterby and Bill O'Brien, and has no qualifications whatsoever in running a professional sports franchise. And he is more adept at taking orders than issuing orders. The responsibility for this 10 month fustercluck, dumpster fire, clown show, lies squarely at the feet of Cal McNair. The file clerk is only performing at a level that file clerks can perform. It's the Peter Principle in living color for all to see. Another McNair extravaganza. So all of my frustrations with the file clerk are really directed at Cal McNair. All of the bad decisions that file clerk has made were only made possible by Cal.
 
When I look at pictures of Texans Draft War Room and the Texans gameday sideline, I'm beginning to wonder if Nick Caserio is Jack Easterby's spokesperson. Is Cal being truthful when he told you all football decisions would emanate from the the four seats at the Kirby boardroom roundtable? :)

So let me just be clear. Even though the file clerk came with highest recommendations from Jack Easterby and Bill O'Brien, and has no qualifications whatsoever in running a professional sports franchise. And he is more adept at taking orders than issuing orders. The responsibility for this 10 month fustercluck, dumpster fire, clown show, lies squarely at the feet of Cal McNair. The file clerk is only performing at a level that file clerks can perform. It's the Peter Principle in living color for all to see. Another McNair extravaganza. So all of my frustrations with the file clerk are really directed at Cal McNair. All of the bad decisions that file clerk has made were only made possible by Cal.

I certainly dont disagree with you about this being on Cal. If Cal wanted Caserio he should've paid the price and brought Caserio in 10 months ago. Cal chose not to and the rest is history. Fact is though because of Derrick's actions the Texans probably would've been in this position anyways. Regardless of who the GM/HC is/was.

File clerk making the kind of money Caserio is? (Doubtful, but if true where can I get some of this action? I will be the best darn file clerk you've ever seen.

BTW, Why was Belichick so adamant on keeping Caserio?
 
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I certainly dont disagree with you about this being on Cal. If Cal wanted Caserio he should've paid the price and brought Caserio in 10 months ago. Cal chose not to and the rest is history. Fact is though because of Derrick's actions the Texans probably would've been in this position anyways. Regardless of who the GM/HC is/was.

File clerk making the kind of money Caserio is? (Doubtful, but if true where can I get some of this action? I will be the best darn file clerk you've ever seen.

BTW, Why was Belichick so adamant on keeping Caserio?
Because he needed a file clerk?
You know help is hard to find these days. :) :brando:

But seriously, certainly not because of the Pats' draft results in the past decade.
 
I certainly dont disagree with you about this being on Cal. If Cal wanted Caserio he should've paid the price and brought Caserio in 10 months ago. Cal chose not to and the rest is history. Fact is though because of Derrick's actions the Texans probably would've been in this position anyways. Regardless of who the GM/HC is/was.

File clerk making the kind of money Caserio is? (Doubtful, but if true where can I get some of this action? I will be the best darn file clerk you've ever seen.

BTW, Why was Belichick so adamant on keeping Caserio?
Nick Caserio became the Director of Personnel in 2004.


The results:
12 of the 15 worst picks in the Belichik's era (under the eyes of a local writer/reporter); not to mention the 4 "Honorable Mentions".
 
Nick Caserio became the Director of Personnel in 2004.


The results:
12 of the 15 worst picks in the Belichik's era (under the eyes of a local writer/reporter); not to mention the 4 "Honorable Mentions".

Are you saying Belicheck doesn’t have control or say of his draft?
 
Sure is coming off that way.
Well, I had said since the very beginning that we don't know how much of a role Nick Caserio played in NE
But if we're looking at the draft, it's not good.

As for FAs, they only came because of Brady/Belichik.

So I don't blame anybody for not seeing Caserio as a good hire.
 
Well, I had said since the very beginning that we don't know how much of a role Nick Caserio played in NE
But if we're looking at the draft, it's not good.

You are talking out of both sides of your mouth.

You want to plead - disclosure statement when you can’t prove something, but want to assert something unknown as a fact.

“No one really knows but this over here that no one knows about is a fact.”

Really?

If no one knows about his role, why do you suggest looking to see what he did in the draft?

That’s what you are posting.
 
You are talking out of both sides of your mouth.

You want to plead - disclosure statement when you can’t prove something, but want to assert something unknown as a fact.

“No one really knows but this over here that no one knows about is a fact.”

Really?

If no one knows about his role, why do you suggest looking to see what he did in the draft?

That’s what you are posting.
What would be a subjective way of posting it?
 
I certainly dont disagree with you about this being on Cal. If Cal wanted Caserio he should've paid the price and brought Caserio in 10 months ago. Cal chose not to and the rest is history. Fact is though because of Derrick's actions the Texans probably would've been in this position anyways. Regardless of who the GM/HC is/was.

File clerk making the kind of money Caserio is? (Doubtful, but if true where can I get some of this action? I will be the best darn file clerk you've ever seen.

BTW, Why was Belichick so adamant on keeping Caserio?
The simple fact is the file clerk was highly recommended by Easterby and O'Brien which is about the worst recommendation a person could get. That alone guarantees complete instant failure. The one thing that made the recommendation even worse is Game Boy thinking it is a good idea to hire File Clerk as his GM. That's as BAD as it gets.

Where can you get that kind of action? It's a case of being in the right place at the right time when the mentally challenged are passing out money. It's akin to winning the lottery. It's like being the dumbest guy in high school who works as file clerk and marries the homecoming queen because she likes his car.

The truth of the matter is DW4 would be the starting QB today if Game Boy had hired just about anyone else but the File Clerk as the GM. All the weenie wiggling aside DW4 knew that 4 - 12 he just went through was only the beginning with the File Clerk as Jack Easterby's GM. This is much like Archie Manning telling San Diego that Eli would not be a Charger.

Why was Belichick adamant about keeping Caserio? Schizoid Paranoia about Patriot information getting outside of the building. Pure and Simple. As the Patriots soon discovered after File Clerk's departure, they had been in an awful terrible rut for the last decade. (Bob Kraft's own admission)

The Preacher and the File Clerk will be gone before 2025. That's not necessarily a good thing because Game Boy still has the game controller in hand. The next right decision Game Boy makes will be the first right decision he makes.
 
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Nick Caserio became the Director of Personnel in 2004.


The results:
12 of the 15 worst picks in the Belichik's era (under the eyes of a local writer/reporter); not to mention the 4 "Honorable Mentions".
It certainly looks as though the File Clerk had a monopoly on the Patriots bad draft picks.
 
It’s up to you what you want to post and how you want to come across.
In that case, what do you think a Director of Pro Personnel does?

Does Caserio have the qualification to be a GM?
If he does, it must mean he had strong say / play a big role in the drafting process with the Pats?

If Belichik made most of the decisionS then what's good of Caserio?
 
The simple fact is the file clerk was highly recommended by Easterby and O'Brien which is about the worst recommendation a person could get. That alone guarantees complete instant failure. The one thing that could make that recommendation even worse is Game Boy thinking it is a good idea to hire File Clerk as his GM. That's as BAD as it gets.

Where can you get that kind of action? It's a case of being in the right place at the right time when the mentally challenged are passing out money. It's akin to winning the lottery. It's like being the dumbest guy in high school who works as file clerk and marries the homecoming queen because she likes his car.

The truth of the matter is DW4 would be the starting QB today if Game Boy had hired just about anyone else but the File Clerk as the GM. All the weenie wiggling aside DW4 knew that 4 - 12 he just went through was only the beginning with the File Clerk as Jack Easterby's GM. This is much like Archie Manning telling San Diego that Eli would not be a Charger.

Why was Belichick adamant about keeping Caserio? Schizoid Paranoia about Patriot information getting outside of the building. Pure and Simple. As the Patriots soon discovered after File Clerk's departure, they had been in an awful terrible rut for the last decade.

The Preacher and the File Clerk will be gone before 2025. That's not neccesarily a good thing because Game Boy still has the game controller in hand. The next right decision Game Boy makes will be the first right decision he makes.

Some of this may be true.

Fact is Bob McNair wanted to hire Caserio before Easterby was even thought about being hired and Cal followed his late daddy's wishes.

Wrong about Derrick ever playing another down for the Texans as long as the McNair's own the team. I dont care if the Pope was the GM, Derrick's fate was sealed with the McNair's. Rightfully so might I add.
 
Fact is Bob McNair wanted to hire Caserio before Easterby was even thought about being hired and Cal followed his late daddy's wishes.
This was based on O'Brien's highest recommendation. Much like how Kubiak highly recommended Rick Smith for the job. We all know just how much we loved that decision and how that turned out. I do believe that O'Brien's recommendation will be the worst of the two.
 
Some of this may be true.

Fact is Bob McNair wanted to hire Caserio before Easterby was even thought about being hired and Cal followed his late daddy's wishes.
Besides getting posted on this forum, how is that fact? Prior to his death, Bob McNair had many opportunities to hire Caserio. I've never heard or read about him wanting or putting out feelers to hire Caserio. If he wanted to hire Caserio, why didn't he?
 
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Besides getting posted on this forum, how is that fact? Prior to his death, Bob McNair had many opportunities to hire Caserio. I've never heard or read about him wanting or putting out feelers to hire Caserio. If he wanted to hire Caserio, why didn't he?

McClain said this on the radio.

It may or may not be true.

Depends on what you believe.
 
McClain said this on the radio.

It may or may not be true.

Depends on what you believe.
I don't believe it because logically it doesn't make any sense. Think about it. Bob McNair had numerous opportunities to hire Caserio. Over the years, we heard of Smith being promoted to another front office position and hiring another GM. So, even if he didn't want to fire Smith, he could have promoted him to EVP of football ops and hired Caserio as GM.

To this day, Caserio has never mentioned Bob McNair or given any indication that McNair ever showed any interest in him. I'm going to call this as BS.
 
Caserio doing normal GM duties...


In the above article I found this link: https://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/2021/10/live-updates-no-10-oregon-ducks-vs-ucla-bruins.html
-- NFL scouts from the Seattle Seahawks, San Francisco 49ers, Buffalo Bills, New York Giants, LA Chargers, LA Rams, Cleveland Browns, Baltimore Ravens, Chicago Bears (2x), Detroit Lions (2x) including GM Brad Holmes, Houston Texans GM Nick Caserio and Indianapolis Colts GM Chris Ballard are in attendance
 
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