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Name Our Defense

Dread-Head said:
I celebrated this historic occasion with the Blue Crew and in the midst of the celebration all I could think was "Where the hell is Bill?"
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That's it..... That's the freaking nick name for this defense.

The Blue Crew.
 
Dread-Head said:
"We regulate any stealin' of his property...and we're damn good at it, but you can't be any geek off the street. Ya gotta be handy with the steel if ya know what I mean to earn your keep."


"REGULATORS!....MOUNT UP!"
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It was a clear black night, a clear white moon, Warren G was on the streets, tryin' to consume....

Just hit the east side of the LBC, on a mission tryin' find Mr. Warren G, seen a car full of girls ain't no need to tweak, all you skirts know what's up with two-one-three.

So I hooks a left, on Two One and Lewis, some brothers shooting' dice so i said "Let's do this," I hopped out my ride, and said "What's up?" Some brothers pulled some gats so I said, "I"m stuck."

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That was my favorite song back in the day. I even follow Warren G on Facebook. LOL. I'm a dork.
 
This defense is allowing 84 fewer passing yards per game than the 2010 version. And almost 11 fewer ppg. Unbelieva-Bull.
 
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something like this?
 
hookinreds said:
DAMAGE INCORPORATED! That's perfect! That's what I'm going with!
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This is a very good point. The defense does not NEED an official name. What the defense needs is for each fan to determine what they feel about the defense - how they perceive them in their hearts and minds - thus, naming them accordingly on a personal level.

This makes for true fan participation on a quantum level: What the city needs for a stronger symbiotic relationship between the players and fans.

For Conner Barwin, "Bulls on Parade" gets him groovin'. Cool.

For some, it will be "Damage Inc.". Badass!

And these names can fluxuate, because on rare occasions the defense is collectively known as "The Kareem Jacksons."

As for me, I prefer to call the defense "The Anti-Life Equation."

Whatever gets us through the night is always right.
 
EVOLVIST said:
This is a very good point. The defense does not NEED an official name. What the defense needs is for each fan to determine what they feel about the defense - how they perceive them in their hearts and minds - thus, naming them accordingly on a personal level.

This makes for true fan participation on a quantum level: What the city needs for a stronger symbiotic relationship between the players and fans.

For Conner Barwin, "Bulls on Parade" gets him groovin'. Cool.

For some, it will be "Damage Inc.". Badass!

And these names can fluxuate, because on rare occasions the defense is collectively known as "The Kareem Jacksons."

As for me, I prefer to call the defense "The Anti-Life Equation."

Whatever gets us through the night is always right.
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El Guapo-ed it for you.

Lucky Day said:
I suppose you could say that everyone has an El Guapo. For some, shyness may be an El Guapo. For others, lack of education may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is a large ugly man who wants to kill us!
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Señor Stan;1856905 said:
El Guapo-ed it for you.
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Ha! Gracis, Senor Stan. When I was in high school the chicas used to call me "El Guapo." No joke. I'm not hispanic...but they were. And the gettin' was good. :)
 
EVOLVIST said:
This is a very good point. The defense does not NEED an official name. What the defense needs is for each fan to determine what they feel about the defense - how they perceive them in their hearts and minds - thus, naming them accordingly on a personal level.

This makes for true fan participation on a quantum level: What the city needs for a stronger symbiotic relationship between the players and fans.

For Conner Barwin, "Bulls on Parade" gets him groovin'. Cool.

For some, it will be "Damage Inc.". Badass!

And these names can fluxuate, because on rare occasions the defense is collectively known as "The Kareem Jacksons."

As for me, I prefer to call the defense "The Anti-Life Equation."

Whatever gets us through the night is always right.
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That's some heavy stuff right threre..."Bulls on Parade"...great song...bad handle.
 
EVOLVIST said:
This is a very good point. The defense does not NEED an official name. What the defense needs is for each fan to determine what they feel about the defense - how they perceive them in their hearts and minds - thus, naming them accordingly on a personal level.
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I'm going with, "Dem boys on Kirby"
 
As touched on before, then only thing that's truly bad about the name is the anti-American bullshit that's in the song. As a tune its bad ass, as a message its awful, especially coming from those RATM ****s.
 
Mean Machine said:
Bulls on Parade!

Its clever, gets the guys pumped, works for me!
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Clever? Maybe at the Special Olympics.

Get's guys pumped up? Hmm...I guess that depends on the "guy".

I'm glad it works for you. It does not work for me in any way, shape or form. I effing hate it and will not rally around it at all, for any reason. I DO NOT want my team known by this nickname.
 
DocBar said:
Clever? Maybe at the Special Olympics.

Get's guys pumped up? Hmm...I guess that depends on the "guy".

I'm glad it works for you. It does not work for me in any way, shape or form. I effing hate it and will not rally around it at all, for any reason. I DO NOT want my team known by this nickname.
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This. Agreed 5000% on that dumb ass nick name. Have some rep for speaking as ill of it as I do.
 
!!! Wow. That shirt is Horrible. Even being a fan of Bulls on Parade name I can't stand that thing. It's like the boy band shirts they sell to preteen girls /groan
 
First line of the article.

"HOUSTON – Forget Dallas – the biggest "D" in Texas these days is right here in Houston."

I was thinking the d stood for the Dbags who are proud to wear that shirt but I was wrong.
 
If anything, I would have preferred something like, Bull Stampede, or Running of the Bulls...but parade...really Connor!?

Running of the Bulls, turning the Opposing O-line into Matadors!
 
I think "The Stampede" is great.
I'm not sure who picked B.O.P. but it sucks. Makes me think of Ferdinand the Bull, with a little rose in his mouth.
The D deserves better.
 
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