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Name Our Defense

DocBar said:
The fans who pay their damned salaries, that's who!! I guess we should rename Relaint stadium the Blue Oyster Bar.
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You do have the option of not going.

Should they run draft picks by you too? I mean you are paying "their damned salaries".
 
My suggestion would be Damage Inc. and if someone can provide a high res shot of the defensive players as a group, or that shot of them in the locker room, I will mock up a nice wall paper With Damage Inc.

This sounds like a real NFL defense name. While I like the Bulls on Parade song it does not really have anything to do with what they do beside having the word bull in the name.

The fact that the term refers to police I think Bulls on Parade could mean any show of force, not just police so it works on that level, but if you have never heard the song (and nationally how many have?) it does sound kind of gay. Think of someone like Richard Simmons saying it "Bulls on Parade" and that will help you visualize what some fans mean when they say it sounds gay.

Damage Inc. is short, and on point. I can imagine seeing signs hanging in home games and away games or hearing the announcers calling them Damage Inc. I mean did you hear Dierdorf say "Bulls on Parade"? Sounded pretty gay coming out of his mouth for sure.

Doomsday
Steel Curtain
No Name Defense
Miami Vise
Killer B's
Orange Crush
Monsters Of The Midway
Fearsome Foursome
Purple People Eaters
New York Sack Exchange
Damage Inc.

EDIT: I forgot to mention this is a song from Metallica and while not for everyone, the lyrics are pretty kewl in my view albeit a bit harsh in a few places so I doubt it would get any airtime at the stadium, but if you are interested ...

Lyrics are Here

YouTube Video Here
 
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How about we played the Ravens in the "Divisional Round" and lost because we had a rookie QB, but worst, a 5 year PRO (that would be Jacoby Jones) that craps the bed "AND" we paid him 10 mill... Yates "crapped the bed", but then again, why wouldn't he???


Aweaome!!! :ok:
 
Nitrofish said:
My suggestion would be Damage Inc. and if someone can provide a high res shot of the defensive players as a group, or that shot of them in the locker room, I will mock up a nice wall paper With Damage Inc.

This sounds like a real NFL defense name. While I like the Bulls on Parade song it does not really have anything to do with what they do beside having the word bull in the name.

The fact that the term refers to police I think Bulls on Parade could mean any show of force, not just police so it works on that level, but if you have never heard the song (and nationally how many have?) it does sound kind of gay. Think of someone like Richard Simmons saying it "Bulls on Parade" and that will help you visualize what some fans mean when they say it sounds gay.

Damage Inc. is short, and on point. I can imagine seeing signs hanging in home games and away games or hearing the announcers calling them Damage Inc. I mean did you hear Dierdorf say "Bulls on Parade"? Sounded pretty gay coming out of his mouth for sure.

Doomsday
Steel Curtain
No Name Defense
Miami Vise
Killer B's
Orange Crush
Monsters Of The Midway
Fearsome Foursome
Purple People Eaters
New York Sack Exchange
Damage Inc.

EDIT: I forgot to mention this is a song from Metallica and while not for everyone, the lyrics are pretty kewl in my view albeit a bit harsh in a few places so I doubt it would get any airtime at the stadium, but if you are interested ...

Lyrics are Here

YouTube Video Here
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Texans Damage Inc. vidoe here.
 
How about the Bayou Bullrush?

Or something to do with Bayou and bulls. Once a year they would be the Bayou Battle-red Bullrush!
 
DexmanC said:
Name our defense?

"Demeco's"

'Cause without him, they play like ****e.
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First thing I've read concerning a nickname that made the slightest bit of sense.

DeMeco Ryans is the undisputed beginning of the defense and has been since he was a rookie. He's the closest thing to Andre Johnson in terms of sheer authority that they have on that side of the ball.
 
thunderkyss said:
I've never felt so bad for the other team as I do right now..... having watched your video.

Especially Blaine Gabbart....
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Damage Inc. just seems to fit these guys. They go to work and bring the pain with them. I really love the sack on Big Ben by MW where he had work a bit ti get him down. That really highlighted MW's abilities to me. He was relentless on that sack.
Besides, Damage, Inc. is at least tough sounding. I would rather be punched in the junk than utter bulls on parade for any reason.
 
So how about we just use that in our discussions then? Let's tweet that to them, include it in all our tweets and messages, yell it in the crowd, etc?

Band names change, why can't nicknames?
 
TheMatrix31 said:
So how about we just use that in our discussions then? Let's tweet that to them, include it in all our tweets and messages, yell it in the crowd, etc?

Band names change, why can't nicknames?
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Good idea, and maybe if enough people tweet all of the players they might adopt it. Probably going to be tough to overcome what they seem to have already picked, but who knows.

If you like Damage Inc and would like to see the D adopt it as their official nickname, please tweet the players, coaches, FO Staff and anyone else that has anything to do with the Texans.

Anyone got a really nice high resolution shot of the Defense they would like to contribute to the effort?
 
Nitrofish said:
Good idea, and maybe if enough people tweet all of the players they might adopt it. Probably going to be tough to overcome what they seem to have already picked, but who knows.

If you like Damage Inc and would like to see the D adopt it as their official nickname, please tweet the players, coaches, FO Staff and anyone else that has anything to do with the Texans.

Anyone got a really nice high resolution shot of the Defense they would like to contribute to the effort?
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Wish I did. Though even the bloody shot of Cushing speaks it well enough, lol.
 
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