Jets/Texans preseason opener - GAMEDAY THREAD

[kiwitexansfan]

showed kj on the tv as a starter

It did, but I would hope that is because Joseph is inactive.

At least its not McCain.

 

[gafftop]

I know Joseph hurt I mean Jason.

 

[GP]

Ok, azzholes.

What the hell have YOU done to prepare food and drink for tonight???

If you didn't do anything special, then WTH???

Here's my Preseason Game #1 meal.

 

[HTown2ATX]

Not too bad. I don't expect much from the O tonight with so many injuries so I'm mainly focusing on the D and at least they stiffened up at the end.

 

[Doppelganger]

I didn't realize Adibi was still on the team. I thought he was cut.

 

[GP]

I didn't core one of the peppers very good. H0lie #@!%

 

[Doppelganger]

Ok, azzholes.

What the hell have YOU done to prepare food and drink for tonight???

If you didn't do anything special, then WTH???

Here's my Preseason Game #1 meal.

I am on a diet. Chef salad, 2 bottles of water, grilled chicken, and oranges for desert.

 

[vupac1]

I didn't realize Adibi was still on the team. I thought he was cut.

You're probably thinking about Zac Diles

 

[DocBar]

I am on a diet. Chef salad, 2 bottles of water, grilled chicken, and oranges for desert.

I like my diet better: vodka and ginger ale

 

[srrono]

nice to see our defense hold up well when given bad field position ill take 3 all day.

 

[kiwitexansfan]

A slaton-esque return.

 

[DocBar]

HOLY No Runback, Batman. This sucks ballsacks.

 

[srrono]

bad field position again

 

[TheIronDuke]

Kick return game looks the same.

 

[redwhiteANDblue]

:wadepalm:

 

[Carr Bombed]

WTF are we returning kicks for!

 

[Austrian]

Bad kick off game! Let's go with offense!!

 

[kiwitexansfan]

I would really like to think with 53 rosters spots we could keep one for a competent return man.

 

[srrono]

no manning returns i guess wanna keep safe from injury

 

[DocBar]

nice to see our defense hold up well when given bad field position ill take 3 all day.

When our O is going 3 & out, I won't. It IS better than 7 though. We're just looking outcoached again. Looks like I get to find out how crow tastes, one more time.

 

[GP]

I am on a diet. Chef salad, 2 bottles of water, grilled chicken, and oranges for desert.

OK, so did you drizzle Tabasco sauce on the chicken? Work with me here!!!!

 

[Mr. White]

A slaton-esque return.

Looks like the Demps bubble is about to pop.

 

[GP]

Just wait, Rex Ryan!

When it gets to be the 4th quarter...we're gonna' start REALLY playing offense and scoring points.

1st first down of the night goes to Derrick Ward. Pass from Schaub.

 

[CretorFrigg]

Ward injury. Who's the RB now? Ogybanana?

 

[vupac1]

Great.. another injured RB..

 

[DocBar]

SH*T!!!! Ward injured.

 

[DocBar]

Ward injury. Who's the RB now? Ogybanana?

Casey...He's Superman in Deep Steel Blue and Battle Red.

 

[srrono]

James Casey new RB lol

 

[Austrian]

Ward's gonna be fine! Like what I see from the offense. Vanilla but OK!

 

[GP]

So the Bird Flu movie.

Is Matt Damon turning into the Oliver Stone of actors? He seems to be in a lot of off-the-wall, "Boogeyman" stuff now. Geez.

 

[DocBar]

Gonna be a shoulder or collarbone for Ward.

 

[vupac1]

good tough sleddin from Chris O!

 

[GP]

Oggo Boggo looks good.

 

[DocBar]

I wanna see some action!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Texan]

ground and pound

 

[srrono]

just saw casey blast a guy

 

[CretorFrigg]

Daniels could've caught that!!

 

[GP]

Need to control this ball and chill Jets' engines on offense for awhile.

Damn, Schaub! Get that **** down. OD was wide-ass open for a big gain. Geez.

 

[vupac1]

They must reeeaally want to "showcase" Slaton for trade value, hence not trotting him out against the Jets 1's

 

[Mr. Texan]

:wadepalm:

 

[kiwitexansfan]

Wow, gotta make that play.

Daniels was open. No elevation from OD in the catch attempt.

 

[TexanSam]

Damn OD was there! It's alright, we'll make that play during the regular season.

 

[GP]

Daniels could've caught that!!

WHAT?!?!? Get out of town.

Thrown wide AND too tall.

 

[ThaShark316]

That Schaub to OD play is a play that's money by the time we get to the reg. season...

 

[srrono]

damn 2 drops

 

[GP]

Now THAT was a catchable ball for KW.

Dammit.

 

[Doppelganger]

Man. 2 passes that should have been caught.

 

[kiwitexansfan]

If you can get your hand to it, you've got to catch it.

 

[DocBar]

Not a horrible series. A little off in timing.

 

[Mr. Texan]

cmon man