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Embarassing Pics Of Donkay

SheTexan said:
Well personally!! I like black sock wearers, with or without sandals, black shoes with shorts, red socks with brown shoes, flip flops, green undies of ANY kind, long silky ponytails, tight butts sitting on a Harley, black leather jackets, bean dip and chips sitting on top a solid round belly laid back in a comfy recliner, watching a TEXAN game!:) D*mn!! Where's my sugardaddy????????!!!:fans:
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I'm still in Jersey, sweetie!:shades:
 
I've made up my mind. Instead of pickup shopping I'm going Harley shopping. THEN, I'm headin to NJ!!!! My dream, in my younger days, was to go cross country on a Harley, NO KIDDIN!! WHY should I give up that dream! You're only as young as you feel! Just look at the above pics and ask Dante!:)
 
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That bump thing is cracking me up. It doesn't end.

Elle, that hotel was beautiful...aside from the rooms. If I can toot my own horn, our house is hot.
 
Elle said:
I'm with you, Lauren. I can't wait to see it. But, you have to agree...the striped chair leaves much to be desired.

Oh, I just contacted Michael to find a way to work this black sock thing into our sigs or next to our names. We've gone this far with it. We have to keep it as a mantra until pre-season is over. It's just too damned funny.

You started it, Big Mike and Vinny will find a way to add it to those of us who have been harpies on it. Dante will be immortalized by it. LOL

Cheers! *clink*
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TEXANS84 said:
Ok, no gut that size. End of story.
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I would have helped you out, but that avatar isn't helping your case.
 
Isnt that Charlie Sheen in the bump scene?
Dante your still a geek no matter how you try to defend yourself, but a geek that is liked by all, as I roll over laughing again at your poses.
No wonder they say white men cant dance, good thing I was born a funky white boy or my 5 string basses would just sit at home and become a keybaord so I could play some disco music and make some moves like your John Revolting style in those photos.
You better hide the camera from now on or Lauren will be framing you for life, no marriage pun intended but, remember to take the camera away from her on your honeymoon or else!:pirate:
 
BigWig said:
remember to take the camera away from her on your honeymoon or else!:pirate:
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No, I want a picture of myself passed out naked on the beach with a bottle of tequila in one hand, a sombrero covering the family jewels, and one black sock on.
 
SheTexan said:
Well personally!! I like black sock wearers, with or without sandals, black shoes with shorts, red socks with brown shoes, flip flops, green undies of ANY kind, long silky ponytails, tight butts sitting on a Harley, black leather jackets, bean dip and chips sitting on top a solid round belly laid back in a comfy recliner, watching a TEXAN game!:) D*mn!! Where's my sugardaddy????????!!!:fans:
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Here I am She............

See there Elle, chicks dig me with black or red socks!!
 
Elle said:
It's all good, Bill. I've just always gotten a laugh out of the men in shorts and black socks. These days, kids wear colored socks all the time, so it's fashion now. Still the old guy last weekend cracked me up. Everything he had on was black, so he matched. But, it was still a sight.

What are the odds that there will be a pic of Dante as he described from the honeymoon? I'm betting pretty high. LOL
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YUP... I bet they are too...
 
Think awhile back when I had something named after SheTex that my kids show at fair...but they now might have one name Texan84?
 
I save everyone's embarrassing photos.

I one of a woman tailgater getting ridden by a cowboy in spurs......

some woman we used to tailgate with as a witch.....

some woman from out of state getting groped, several times...

another woman ovioiusly not praying......:bat:
 
GOOD GAWD!!!!! No, SheTex is NOT me! BUT, I just googled SheTexan! I had NO idea stuff you write on this MB comes up on google!!!!! That's INSANE!!

BUT, nice to know SHETEXAN is legendary!!:doot: Whatever that means!:texflag:
 
I am just glad Dante was'nt wearing tighty whiteys!



In other words, BUMP for the never ending embarrassment of Dante.
 
^^^^BUMP^^^^^ For the thread that won't die...

Besides, whats wrong with tighty whiteys?, as long as you have your black socks and sandals rocking!!!
 
Tedc said:
I am just glad Dante was'nt wearing tighty whiteys!



In other words, BUMP for the never ending embarrassment of Dante.
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Yup, just to make sure and not to create any further embarrassment, there are no tighty whities in these pictures. Dancing around in tighty whities is wrong:

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