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You know its B-A-D when....

You wake up Monday morning, get the newspaper and realize the Texans really are 0-4. It WASN'T a dream!
 
You know it's bad when your team is 0-4 and the head coach says the problem is a -8 turnover ratio (and 5 of them came in the 1st game).

Hey coach did you see the )(*&()*^(*%& play by every unit on the field. Can't see the play for the stats evidently.
 
infantrycak said:
You know it's bad when your team is 0-4 and the head coach says the problem is a -8 turnover ratio (and 5 of them came in the 1st game).

Hey coach did you see the )(*&()*^(*%& play by every unit on the field. Can't see the play for the stats evidently.
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You know it's bad when after watching last weeks game live, the coaching staff is having meetings today to determine what, if any, changes are required.

I would like to see the agenda for that meeting.
 
Personally, I don't mind the spotlight on the cheerleaders. :drool:

But when the cheerleader says they visited the fans "while they were having a good time", I seriously doubt that.

You know it's bad when:

We can think of better insults on ourselves then all the other teams' fans can, and they don't even bother to talk smack to us here.

We're the only team looking forward to the 2006 NFL Draft.

The coach thinks that 0-4 is just the same as 4-0. :confused:

You are in a fantasy league and pick a defense that is playing the Texans this week, knowing you will get some good points.
 
You know it's bad when...

Fans start chanting "Way to go Astros" at Reliant while the football team is still playing on the field.
 
your friends and family will not accept a free trip to a texas game with you.

you put your four tickets on ebay and the $10 reserve is not met.
 
...the big year is always a step further than you thought you've been told.
...the loudest stadium in the NFL last year, has the loudest boos this year.
...you see pictures of kids that fell asleep in the stands during a game.
...nobody has any ideas on whats broken or how to fix it.
 
you know it's bad when you live in cowboys country and have to listen to all those fans tell you how great their team is while yours suck! :brickwall
 
You know is bad when everyone is eating on McNair's, Casserly's, Caper's, Carr's butts on the message boards!!!

Really like Buckaroo's post. It the damn truth!

bobby 119C :brickwall
 
In light of the past four games, keeping the spotlight on the cheerleaders would have been terrific. We could mute the volume and never realize there was a football games going on. One sided though it might have been.
 
...you'd rather get work done than watch football on a sunday

...you can't wear your Carr jersey in public for fear of getting knocked down

...you spend hundreds or thousands of dollars and don't have fun
 
You know its bad when you end up tailgating an entire sunday and forget that there was a game going on 300 feet infront of you....
 
Ibar_Harry said:
When Vinny starts comparing the coaching staff to FEMA..........
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I compare the entire football operations to FEMA....not just the coaching staff. We have a massive over-staffed organization that can't make simple decisions on the football side and always put some governmental gloss spin on everything and take no responsibility for anything.

Fire them all and lets start this thing over.
 
You know its bad when you change the name of your blocking scheme to the NO Blocking Scheme.

You know its bad when the head coach stutters throughout the post game press conference.

You know its bad when you design a play where carr takes the snap and immediately crouches into the fetal position.
 
Vinny said:
I compare the entire football operations to FEMA....not just the coaching staff. We have a massive over-staffed organization that can't make simple decisions on the football side and always put some governmental gloss spin on everything and take no responsibility for anything.

Fire them all and lets start this thing over.
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Like you have said so brilliantly, it ain't going to happen, but you and I both wished it could........................
 
....when Capers decides to ROTATE the O-Lineman back to their Original positions....but you still got the same O-Lineman.

.....and when you start wondering if some D-Line can go both ways.
 
You know its bad when nobody wants Corey Bradford ...so you keep him.

You know its bad when the Cleveland Browns make the playoffs in year 4 of their miserable existance.

You know its bad when you think 82 Oilers when watching this team.
 
when the 76 Buccaneers look better then you
when you think wearing Battle Red is going to give you a chance of beating the Colts in 2 weeks.
when the Packers scored more points in one game then you have all season
 
You know it's bad when...

Local high school teams are scrambling to schedule you for next year's homecoming game.
 
You know it is bad when you are a die hard fan and all these "you know it is bad..." make you laugh till your side hurts. but here is my "you know it is bad..."

when you get on the PS2 and play madden just to see your team do some positive things such as get turnovers, register some sacks, and score some points.
 
You know it's bad when . .

Somebody actually starts a thread titled "We will not go 0-16".
 
You know its bad when...

The only reason you watch the game is in hopes that you can catch highlights of other games during the halftime report, because you missed it during the other channels' halftime.
 
You know it's bad when...

the term "cupcake" is used when talking about your team in the national media.
 
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