Texans_Chick
Utopian Dreamer
Well, and a NFL quarterback wearing gloves on both hands in warm weather is evidence of some really odd stuff noodling around in his head.
I really believe this.
He started off with no gloves.
Then after he kept getting hit and fumbling, he went to one glove. (insert Michael Jackson teeeheeee heee here.) Now in actuality at the time, he wasn't fumbling any more than any other QB as a percentage of getting hit, but he was just getting hit a lot.
Then in Carolina, all of a sudden two gloves showed up. Mickey Mouse. Mime. JAZZ HANDS BABY! He claimed that it was so that he didn't have to lick his fingers to throw.
But there was something going wrong up in his brain. He had that fumbling thing in his noggin, and for good reasons. Because it seemed he lost control of the ball at just the wrong time.
No glove, one glove, two gloves. The result was all the same. Except for how damned goofy it looked. I mean, what quarterback thinks, you know, I can't wait to wear gloves because it gives me such great touch.