I dislike Whitney Mercilus, Cal, OB, JE, Caserio, Watson, Fuller, Cobb, Hargreaves, Roby, Reid (both of them), Lonnie Johnson, all the new players, all the old players, all the new coaches, and all the horses they rode in on. I also dislike every politician living, dead, not yet born, every insect, McDonalds, the jerk at the gym that hogs up 3 machines at once, people that drive ultra slow in the fast lane, people who pass me up on the right, rock quarries, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, modern rap, the price of printer ink because that's total bull ****, the Tennessee Titans, liver and onions, people that ignore me when I say hello to them, elevator farters, and food that doesn't taste like it looks. Taxes, the two dogs living across the street from me that start barking at precisely the moment I'm about to fall asleep, the topic of global warming, traffic, Madonna, award shows, noise, too much of the color green, banks, reality TV shows, the Baldwins, pop-up ads, shag carpet, disco, and diet Coke...