Week 11: Commanding Bazoombas in Houston

[MEGA SWATT]

Redskins 56

Texans 0

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Green burned again…..didn’t even touch Payne.

 

[Bugman7star]

That man was unblocked! WTH?

 

[Earl34]

Wow. Green!! SMDH

 

[Texansballer74]

Get Green out of there.

 

[Speedy]

I was literally just thinking that lol. I would never waste my time and money going to a game with a team like this. Not even if tickets were given to me for free.

I was offered free tickets. Thought about it for half a second because I haven’t been in a while, then politely turned them down.

 

[ben.aires.smith]

OMG Kenyon Green again!! Get him out of there!!

 

[amazing80]

We started this drive with 9 yards total offense, we are at like -1 lmao

 

[nut]

I was literally just thinking that lol. I would never waste my time and money going to a game with a team like this. Not even if tickets were given to me for free.

We finally cancelled our season tickets 2 years ago when we couldn't even give them away.

 

[amazing80]

We started this drive with 9 yards total offense, we are at like -1 lmao

Correction, we are officially at -2 yards total offense.

 

[sometexansfan]

Can they just put a replay of game 6 of the world series on?

 

[surfintexas]

I think we have negative total yards after those sacks.

 

[santo]

Stadium is dead.
But the Texans have nearly hit double digits in total yards so this place is about to erupt.

Actually the stadium just got loud, Alex Bregman is at the game in the owners box

At least you have the option to watch the cheerleaders whenever you want. Unfortunately, people watching at home have to wait.

 

[phantom17]

What a JOKE team! Pls Santa give me a new Head coach & owner.

 

[ben.aires.smith]

This offense sucks ass. I wish the new QB coming in my condolences... Until this interior OL is fixed, the offense will be measured it degrees of suckage. Can't get much worse than this.

 

[Toro Bravo]

I think we have negative total yards after those sacks.

The bright side is that Kenyon Green has his first sack.

 

[Speedy]

Texans have more points (0) than they do total yards (-2).

 

[amazing80]

So who else is watching the US men's game tomorrow?

 

[JB]

Texans have more points (0) than they do total yards (-2).

And this is why Lovie Smith & co will be here another year

 

[amazing80]

Texans have more points (0) than they do total yards (-2).

This message board has more total yards than the Texans do

 

[Bugman7star]

At what point does Texans ownership/leadership become disgusted with the product on the field?? They are the most depressing sports franchise in the city.

 

[austins23]

This is basic strategy just about every team employs. 3rd & long, deep in our end of the field... you're going to run a quick developing play that has a low chance of getting the first down. Conservative call, but every team does this.

Yes I know the basic concept. But this team sucks and has nothing to lose. And supposedly Mills best throws are deep.
Just garbage

 

[Earl34]

Correction, we are officially at -2 yards total offense.

I've never seen an offense be so consistently horrendous to start games. Every freaking week and the coaching staff has no idea how to fix it.

 

[gwallaia]

At least you have the option to watch the cheerleaders whenever you want. Unfortunately, people watching at home have to wait.

Plus they are wearing their tight fitting military outfits for the Salute to Service game

 

[Brisco_County]

When McNair fired Kubiak, he said he wanted a coach who knew how to adapt. That was a decade ago.

 

[dream_team]

This offense sucks ass. I wish the new QB coming in my condolences... Until this interior OL is fixed, the offense will be measured it degrees of suckage. Can't get much worse than this.

A lot of people were saying this last season. It can always get worse.

 

[vtech9]

This is about the point in the game that I check out from chat, and start playing around on the internet.

 

[H_Town_Gaucho]

Rookies will be scared to death to come play for the Texans because their chances of getting hurt will be greater with a suck ass team.

 

[beerlover]

This is about the point in the game that I check out from chat, and start playing around on the internet.

Red Zone!

 

[surfintexas]

At this point, we are just playing out the string. Mills isn't going to all of a sudden become a top tier qb, so why not bench him and be done with it.

 

[amazing80]

LOL another bad throw to the sideline

 

[amazing80]

Damn you Moore, don't be getting positive yards.

 

[Texian]

Green was using his, I love you so much, technique.

 

[nut]

Green again. He stinks.

 

[ben.aires.smith]

Lol. another Green holding penalty to negate the 1st down....

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Another hold. As I predicted, his his injury would lead to more holding penalties. Green's injury is not allowing him leverage, especially from his left. Have no idea why he is even out there.

 

[Texansballer74]

Green is horrible

 

[JB]

Lol. another Green holding penalty to negate the 1st down....

It doesn't look like any coach even trying to talk to him

 

[DBCooper]

Rookies will be scared to death to come play for the Texans because their chances of getting hurt will be greater with a suck ass team.

Good thing they have no choice….

unless your name is Manning of course.

 

[surfintexas]

If I were drafted by the Texans, i wouldn't want to come to an unstable franchise.

 

[nut]

That was another lousy offensive series. We are having problems out there attempting to run a pro offense. Maybe we should try the wishbone.

 

[vtech9]

Green is horrible

I wouldn't say Green is horrible. I would say his injury makes him ineffective.

 

[KoolAid Sipper]

At least you have the option to watch the cheerleaders whenever you want. Unfortunately, people watching at home have to wait.

No watching at home is worse because we have the option to change the the channel but we don't do it.

 

[JB]

Texans sideline is so blah... just like their coach. No passion at all

 

[JB]

At this point, we are just playing out the string. Mills isn't going to all of a sudden become a top tier qb, so why not bench him

To what point?

 

[Brisco_County]

McCray is terrible and he'd be a better option than Green right now.

These coaches are trying to tank. No other explanation for all these decisions.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Difference, swing passes to RB’s:
1. Commandos RB catches the ball and Texans defenders are 6-7 yards off the LOS.
2. Texans RB catches the ball and the Commandos have 3-4 defenders at the LOS waiting for the RB.

 

[TheRealJoker]

Texans sideline is so blah... just like their coach. No passion at all

Before the season started many said Lovie would get more than one season no matter how the team performs this season. He is testing that theory.

 

[surfintexas]

To what point?

???

 

[Earl34]

I would say the Texans are playing a prevent defense, but this is the norm.