Week 11: Commanding Bazoombas in Houston

[Texansballer74]

That wasn't on Cooks. That was Mills staring down Cooks the whole way. The CB was already breaking on the ball before Cooks even looked back.

Lol exactly.

 

[amazing80]

Me too.

Big game this weekend vs Michigan.

 

[dream_team]

Once again... just a reminder that it can always get worse. I remember people last season was saying "how can it get any worse?" It can always get worse.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Loaded box and Pep decided to send Pierce into the human wall twice. Third and long and the Texans do what they’ve been doing since inception….run or throw the ball behind the LOS. I’d rather see a sack versus a gimme 3rd down effort.

 

[disaacks3]

Don’t know how it looks on TV, but it sucks in person. Offense looks lost.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Offensive freaking line is straight up garbage. Smh

 

[amazing80]

Don’t know how it looks on TV, but it sucks in person. Offense looks lost.

Looks just as bad on TV

 

[dream_team]

3rd and 15 and we throw it behind the line of scrimmage!
garbage

This is basic strategy just about every team employs. 3rd & long, deep in our end of the field... you're going to run a quick developing play that has a low chance of getting the first down. Conservative call, but every team does this.

 

[Speedy]

Somebody let the announcers know Carson Wentz isn’t playing.

 

[vtech9]

Well, Wentz might be done in Washington. Should we bring him in next season to compete with Mills? There isn't a rookie I would draft as long as we have this coaching staff.

 

[Bugman7star]

Don’t know how it looks on TV, but it sucks in person. Offense looks lost.

Looks like this...

 

[dream_team]

Was that a hold? Looks like the DT just lost his balance.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Dammit Pep…..the Commandos are challenging you to beat them with the pass. Go back to the No-Huddle offense and let Mills know it’s on him. Commandos are stacking the box and ensuring Pierce will not be beating them today. Gonna have to use the pass to set up the run, or get Pierce crushed today.

 

[vtech9]

Dammit Pep…..the Commandos are challenging you to beat them with the pass. Go back to the No-Huddle offense and let Mills know it’s on him. Commandos are stacking the box and ensuring Pierce will not be beating them today. Gonna have to use the pass to set up the run, or get Pierce crushed today.

The 3rd down play would have been a good 1st down play.

 

[dream_team]

Dammit Pep…..the Commandos are challenging you to beat them with the pass. Go back to the No-Huddle offense and let Mills know it’s on him. Commandos are stacking the box and ensuring Pierce will not be beating them today. Gonna have to use the pass to set up the run, or get Pierce crushed today.

The passing game hasn't worked either. Pep is trying to find anything that would be positive.

 

[dream_team]

The 3rd down play would have been a good 1st down play.

On 3rd & long, the defense is giving that play up. That play isn't there on 1st down.

 

[vtech9]

On 3rd & long, the defense is giving that play up. That play isn't there on 1st down.

it is against the Texans defense.

 

[MEGA SWATT]

They should just keep the camera on the cheerleaders 99% of the time and 1% on the game.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Dang…Pitre could’ve had another INT.

 

[Texian]

Now we know why Pitre is a defensive back.

 

[dream_team]

Dang…Pitre could’ve had another INT.

That's a really difficult play. I understand missing that one. First one though... doesn't get any easier.

 

[H_Town_Gaucho]

They should just keep the camera on the cheerleaders 99% of the time and 1% on the game.

The ratings would go up.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Poor play calling and poor execution. Christ almighty this team is bad.

People used to make fun of Kubiak's expressions during games. Every time the camera pans to Lovie, he has the dead pan expression reflecting his team's coaching..............clueless..........

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Pitre is a future FS. I’d like to add a big SS like JL Skinner, Boise State in the draft.

 

[MEGA SWATT]

Now we know why Pitre is a defensive back.

Now we know why Mills is a backup. Wait....

 

[Earl34]

First first down of the game. We're on a roll.

 

[vtech9]

Mills actually did a QB sneak...Is that the first time this season?

 

[Texansballer74]

First first down of the game. We're on a roll.

Lol

 

[Earl34]

Locked on Collins. Moore was open behind him.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Dammmm, did Green get the sack or the Commando?

 

[Texian]

Wow, Green just handled like he's a sack of potatoes.

 

[Thorn]

Well, I guess lack of sleep is not going to be a problem for me today.

 

[dream_team]

Wow. Kenyon Green was just manhandled

 

[Bugman7star]

Did he even try to avoid that sack??

 

[ben.aires.smith]

Wow, Green is ******* brutal right now. Zero resistance on the bullrush into a 3rd down sack. Ughh. He's not fit to be in the lineup right now IMO. If he's injured than fine. he's hurting the team big time.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Our Oline is so bad..............unfortunately, the middle of the oline is horrible, giving any QB virtually no chance of avoiding the up-the-gut rushes.

 

[Texansballer74]

Green got manhandled all the way back into the quarterback. Come on youngster

 

[vtech9]

And there we go...Green and Tunsil getting beat by the bull rush

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Wow, Green is ******* brutal right now. Zero resistance on the bullrush into a 3rd down sack. Ughh

With his injury, he shouldn't even be playing.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Did he even try to avoid that sack??

If Green hadn’t got him….someone from the DL surely would’ve gotten him.

 

[Texansballer74]

We have 1 freaking yard rushing lol

 

[Mangler]

This offense is toxic waste!

 

[amazing80]

**yawn**

 

[TheRealJoker]

14-0 now.

Might as well be 50-0 Texans can’t score over 20 on a good day. And today is not a good day.

 

[dream_team]

At this point, I'm even angry with the fans that bought tickets to watch this crap.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Haha….announcer said the defense got fooled on that run play for a TD. What I’d like to know, when in the hail have they not been fooled by the run this season?

 

[amazing80]

At this point, I'm even angry with the fans that bought tickets to watch this crap.

I was literally just thinking that lol. I would never waste my time and money going to a game with a team like this. Not even if tickets were given to me for free.

 

[gwallaia]

Stadium is dead.
But the Texans have nearly hit double digits in total yards so this place is about to erupt.

Actually the stadium just got loud, Alex Bregman is at the game in the owners box

 

[TheRealJoker]

Could this year’s Texans team beat the worst teams in history? 2005 and 2013 Texans would beat this team imo.

 

[vtech9]

With his injury, he shouldn't even be playing.

true, but even with his injury, he is better than the alternative.