The Official Half Assed Jackuars @ Texans Clinch the Division Gameday Thread

[OzzO]

GTFO refs! Good lawd


(but good call)

 

[EllisUnit]

GTFO refs! Good lawd


(but good call)

Sad thing is blue was past him when ref saw it, learn to let go and there's no call.

 

[OzzO]

End of 3rd or close to it in all games. For Indy to be in....

JAC 6 beat HOU 20
IND 27 beat TEN 17

MIA 10 beat NE 10
DEN beat SD (3 pm)
ATL 17 beat NO 17
BAL 9 beat CIN 21
BUF 19 beat NYJ 17
OAK beat KC (3 pm)
PIT 17 beat CLE 12

 

[OzzO]

Mark Berman ‏@MarkBermanFox26
Duane Brown suffers torn tendon in right lower quad.

 

[BigBull]

I like what Hunt brings to the game.

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Good job blue

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Man....if blue could just be consistently this

 

[EVOLVIST]

Hunt. We need to find a way to make him our Sproles.

 

[Hervoyel]

The mistakes are just killing us

 

[EllisUnit]

OB blaming Keith for not catching Hoyers crappy pass......

 

[BetaV1]

 

[BigBull]

The Texans need to find a kicker and return man in the off season be it free agency or the draft.

 

[Hervoyel]

OB blaming Keith for not catching Hoyers crappy pass......

I get why OB might think that though. Hopkins catches them all the time so he's thinking everyone else should too.

 

[Hervoyel]

****!

 

[OzzO]

aaaaaannnnybody wanna tackle

 

[ziggy29]

MIA just scored to take 17-10 lead over NE. Yeah, Texans, better take care of your own freaking business.....

 

[BigBull]

Wtf someone make a tackle.

 

[ziggy29]

And, a Jets drive to take a lead ends when (surprise!) Fitz throws a pick in the red zone.

 

[htowntexans1985]

10 minutes and all they need is 2 tds

 

[ATXtexanfan]

What's the running man thing with td celebrations

 

[EllisUnit]

17.5.....

 

[OzzO]

MERCI!!!!

 

[Austrian]

Merci what a game!!

 

[amazing80]

Man Watt and Mercilus are dominating today! We're gonna need that in the playoffs

 

[JCTexan]

**** yeah! Watt & Merci are both having great games.

 

[ziggy29]

Merci... beaucoup!

 

[EllisUnit]

Watt the sack strip, mercilus with the whatever I think it counts as a fumble recovery.

 

[OzzO]

So, Clowney for Garrapolo..... get BB on the phone

 

[ziggy29]

I guess we couldn't predict Mercilus would break out like this, but man, in hindsight, if only we got a QB instead of Clowney...

 

[Hervoyel]

They manage to choke this damn game away and not win the division and then I'm going to be pissed off. Winning the division and hosting a playoff game is their ceiling and I can accept that but choking it up in a scenario like this would be so repellent to me, so disgusting. I don't know. To me that would be like watching the Oilers choke in Buffalo or against KC. It would affect my ability to care about them long-term

 

[amazing80]

I guess we couldn't predict Mercilus would break out like this, but man, in hindsight, if only we got a QB instead of Clowney...

Of imagine if Clowney figures it out and we have Watt, Clowney and Mericlus

 

[Hervoyel]

So, Clowney for Garrapolo..... get BB on the phone

Wouldn't even hesitate.

 

[thunderkyss]

When was the last time we crossed mid-field?

 

[amazing80]

When was the last time we crossed mid-field?

Last drive, we missed a fg and we just crossed again.

 

[ziggy29]

When was the last time we crossed mid-field?

Last possession?

 

[thunderkyss]

I will be shocked if we have a 100 yard rusher with Hoyer under center. Especially now that they know we want to run the ball.

 

[OzzO]

Texans PR ‏@TexansPR
This is the first time in @HoustonTexans franchise history the team has had two players (@Merci380 and @JJWatt) with 3.0+ sacks in a game

 

[ziggy29]

They do, however, keep stalling outside the 30, making a short punt, a go-for-it situation or a long FG.... hopefully not this time.

 

[pirbroke]

I will be shocked if we have a 100 yard rusher with Hoyer under center. Especially now that they know we want to run the ball.

Think blue just passed a 100, you are watching Texans right? Lol

 

[OzzO]

in other news....

NFL ‏@NFL 3m3 minutes ago
AFC UPDATE: Patriots trailing Dolphins, 17-10, with 4:51 remaining; Dolphins ball. Pats loss + Broncos win gives Denver the 1 seed.

 

[ziggy29]

in other news....

NFL ‏@NFL 3m3 minutes ago
AFC UPDATE: Patriots trailing Dolphins, 17-10, with 4:51 remaining; Dolphins ball. Pats loss + Broncos win gives Denver the 1 seed.

Good. The Colts need the Pats to win but I say screw it, let's not back in. Would love to see NE play a playoff game on the road.

 

[OzzO]

I will be shocked if we have a 100 yard rusher with Hoyer under center. Especially now that they know we want to run the ball.

Blue is at 102

 

[OzzO]

 

[ziggy29]

Someone seems to have built an impenetrable force field between the JAX 30 and 35 yard lines.

 

[ziggy29]

GOT IT this time. Three score game, 3:24 left. I know not to count my chickens too soon when it comes to Houston football, but looking pretty good for now.

 

[EllisUnit]

Someone seems to have built an impenetrable force field between the JAX 30 and 35 yard lines.

That'd be Hoyer....

 

[pirbroke]

That's awesome

 

[ROO]

Great game by Watt. Sacks, forced fumbles, batted passes, fumble recoveries, tackles for losses, hits on QB, and he is obviously having fun.

 

[ROO]

That'd be Hoyer....

LOL!!!!!

 

[ziggy29]

Miami, up 17-10, have 1st and goal with 2:26 to play. Eat it, hoodie!