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The Official Half Assed Jackuars @ Texans Clinch the Division Gameday Thread

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The Official Half Assed Jackuars @ Texans Clinch the Division Gameday Thread

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NY Jets @ Buffalo -- Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts [AK; HI] (red)
Pittsburgh @ Cleveland -- Greg Gumbel, Trent Green (blue)
New England @ Miami -- Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon (green)
Jacksonville @ Houston -- Spero Dedes, Solomon Wilcots (yellow)
Tennessee @ Indianapolis -- Andrew Catalon, Steve Tasker, Steve Beuerlein (orange)

Officiating crew: Terry McAulay (The guy that is mad at the NFLRPA for calling out his crew for letting Odell Beckham Jr and Josh Norman brawl the entire game)

And check out the blatant snubbing by Football Zebras. Link


Flip card: PDF

Don't worry about any tie breakers and all the scenarios just WIN.
 
You misspelled the kittens team name. That is new. Something new plus something old equals something know one knows. This is disastrous. Do you realize what you've done? You've destroyed the fabric of the universe. Anything can happen now.

No matter. We'll still win. I'm confident of that.
 
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Damn, we get the worst possible broadcast team also
 
OK, here's everyone's drinking game or pot smoking game for today. Every time one of the announcers mentions the 9 team scenario needed for the Dolts to win, you have to take a shot of something, or a toke of something green and illegal. We'll have a head count at the end of the game.
 
MacCauley has stunk for yrs. Only Bob McElwee is worse. Although Jerome (Ladies Man) Boger is giving them a run for their money.

Go Texans
 
From the enemy's message board! LOL

Hopefully the clots end up winning the division, I could see the tinhorns fluking their way to some wins in the playoffs, I see the clots as a hilarious one and done.
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Lucky said:
No Steve Tasker so that's not possible.
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Oh I think Wilcots is much worse than Tasker... Tasker often has to be prompted to say anything, Wilcots talks more than the play by play dude...
 
JB said:
Oh I think Wilcots is much worse than Tasker... Tasker often has to be prompted to say anything, Wilcots talks more than the play by play dude...
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Tasker hates everything Houston, and that is grating. Worse than listening to the Jags home radio broadcast I'm sure.
 
Inactives: WR Cecil Shorts, OLB Jadeveon Clowney, DE Jeoffrey Pagan, TE Garrett Graham,S Rahim Moore, OG Oday Aboushi, ILB Tuggle
 
Brandon420tx said:
I'm more surprised at Rahim Moore, does he not even want to play special teams, and how much money are we going to save when we cut him in the offseason
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The whole Moore & Graham situation is something I have never seen in the NFL. Would anyone know why we simply don't just release them if BOB has no intentions ever on playing these guys?
 
Jaguars starting Hayes Pullard at linebacker....Telvin Smith out; starting Denard Robinson...........T.J. Yeldon out., and Sam Young starts right tackle..........Jermey Parnell out
 
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Taken just 8 minutes ago. There looks to be as many personnel on the field and on the sideline as there are in the stands.:toropalm:
 
Hope this team enters the playoffs at 9-7 and not 8-8.

They're in already, BoB would have a better chance winning the Texas lottery than the
Colts taking the AFC South
 
If the Jags blitz and keep pressure on the QB, this may be a bad day for the offense. I'm afraid that Hoyer is going to be playing scared.
 
that's not PI? Guess as long as you head turns a couple of times you can grab and pull
 
ROO said:
If the Jags blitz and keep pressure on the QB, this may be a bad day for the offense. I'm afraid that Hoyer is going to be playing scared.
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If Hoyerr is playing it's a bad day for the offense. They look like they've been sedated most of the time when he's in. Maybe they'll get it going though. Anything can happen.
 
I think the announcers are confused. Whenever the Texans offense is on the field, they seem to be talking about the Seattle Seahawks.
 
Hervoyel said:
If Hoyerr is playing it's a bad day for the offense. They look like they've been sedated most of the time when he's in. Maybe they'll get it going though. Anything can happen.
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The OL has look worse to me so far than Hoyer. They need to be able to pick up these blitzes.
 
Bryan Hoyer makes Matt Schaub look like Ryan Mallet as far as arm strength goes.. and the bastard can't throw a pass further than 10 yards
 
dream_team said:
The OL has look worse to me so far than Hoyer. They need to be able to pick up these blitzes.
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True but it almost seems like they don't focus and give their best effort when he's in there. The offense doesn't seem to respond to him for some reason.
 
Hervoyel said:
True but it almost seems like they don't focus and give their best effort when he's in there. The offense doesn't seem to respond to him for some reason.
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If I was a WR and I ran a route longer than 15 yards, I would already know I'm outside of his range.
 
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