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The Jacoby Jones Pre-Cut Thread
- Thread starter DonnyMost
- Start date
drunkcookie
2 drunk 2 cook
Jacoby's so bad he's been cut twice the past two days....
HOU-TEX
Ah, Football!
so is this true?
i had the party blowers and confetti ready
Cue, Texan Bill
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
dalemurphy
Hall of Fame
so is this true?
i had the party blowers and confetti ready
As George Costanza said, "It's not a lie if you really believe it"
I'm embrace the heck out of this rumor out of desperation for some positive news. So, yes, he's definitely cut.
Maybe.
Xcellerator
Waterboy
Please let it be true! Do not want Jacoby Jones near Texans except when the Texans are playing against him!
majestrate
Rookie
Which will be the only time he actually contributes to our success?
Yeah, I wonder what prompted her to delete the tweet so quickly.
ChampionTexan
Hall of Fame
Bruno Boys is a Fantasy Football site. Maybe someone cut him from a dynasty league or something.
Damn It!!!!!!!
HOU-TEX
Ah, Football!
Bet that was a great team
I think they would have cut him yesterday if they were ever going to cut him.
No, he's one of Kubiak's pets, so expect him to be in training camp come August.
No, he's one of Kubiak's pets, so expect him to be in training camp come August.
AAAHhAHAHHHHAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA
That's my dawg.... or should I say 9 life cat?
That's my dawg.... or should I say 9 life cat?
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!
Fact.
False Start
On # 69
AAAHhAHAHHHHAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA
That's my dawg.... or should I say 9 life cat?
+1 for having the 'nads to post this pict.
CloakNNNdagger
Hall of Fame
Don't get your hopes up until we confirm this report independently.
and where ya been, Doc?
Just been hidin' from all the bad stuff!
False Start
On # 69
ChampionTexan
Hall of Fame
Tune in tomorrow for yet another bogus "Jacoby just got cut/will get cut" thread.
Brisco_County
Apples and roadmaps
"Jacoby released" news is the Elvis sighting of Texans fans.
spurstexanstros
Texans Rising
<----well let me know when you have good data cause im going to have to break it to my son that his buddy is not on the team.
False Start
On # 69
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
kiwitexansfan
Hall of Fame
$4.7M is a big cap number.
I wasn't convinced that Jones was going to get cut, but at that cap number maybe he should be.
I wasn't convinced that Jones was going to get cut, but at that cap number maybe he should be.
michaelm
vox nihili
Thanks. I never knew there was an easier way to kill kittens than my current method!
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
I finally tweeted this chick:
We'll see if she responds, one way or the other...
We'll see if she responds, one way or the other...
SCOTTexans
Rookie
She was being talked about on 610 today at about 5:30... They were discrediting her pretty bad
I'll wait to get my hopes up
I'll wait to get my hopes up
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Major rep. points coming y'alls way if I see tweets blasting @AllieFontana ...... #FACT!!!!!
Kimmy
RealGirls LvFB!
Dude, there's no reason to continue to blast her. She deleted the tweet, he's still with us, let's move on.
CloakNNNdagger
Hall of Fame
Allie told me to tell you that she works at Treasures as the Fantasy Girl every Thursday nite and will be happy to "respond" to you in the proper setting. She also told me to give you this picture of her so that you recognize her when its her turn on the "Big Stage."
Playoffs
Hall of Fame
SAMURAITEXAN
All Pro
Allie told me to tell you that she works at Treasures as the Fantasy Girl every Thursday nite and will be happy to "respond" to you in the proper setting. She also told me to give you this picture of her so that you recognize her when its her turn on the "Big Stage."
Doc, can you get more closer look of her boobs? Perhaps, in Bikini?
K
kingh99
Guest
He's in the Thunderkyss protection program. JJ12 is governed.
GP
Go Texans!
This just in:
Jacoby Jones was cut today.
No, seriously. He had his balls cut off. He was cut today.
The good news is that this saves us about two testicles off the cap, which by Spotrac's calculations equals about $3.27 in actual cap dollars. Though LaCanfora's figures say it's more like $327 in cap dollars. Kirwan says "No, those are not correct. It's $0.37 in cap dollars."
I guess there's no way to know for sure. Par for the course, I suppose.
Jacoby Jones was cut today.
No, seriously. He had his balls cut off. He was cut today.
The good news is that this saves us about two testicles off the cap, which by Spotrac's calculations equals about $3.27 in actual cap dollars. Though LaCanfora's figures say it's more like $327 in cap dollars. Kirwan says "No, those are not correct. It's $0.37 in cap dollars."
I guess there's no way to know for sure. Par for the course, I suppose.
michaelm
vox nihili
GP
Go Texans!
.........uh.......ummm......sorry, I was distracted by your avatar. What were you asking again? My bad.
ChampionTexan
Hall of Fame
GP
Go Texans!
That has Rick Rolled written all over it. No thanks.
Unless it's the History Of The World scene (Mel Brooks film, IIRC).