Texans vs Colts GameDay Thread

[MEGA SWATT]

This game was over 5 seconds into 1Q

Do we have any 21 point plays?


They should just forfeit the game and season and the league should force the McNairs to sell. Move the team IDGAF. Ok - Don‘t move the team but my gawd. Why am I watching this?

 

[Speedy]

Archuleta needs a thesaurus. Mix in fiasco, failure, abomination, catastrophe. Emmitt Smith might say "The Texans offense is a debacle."

Maybe he has the same horrible thesaurus I bought a few years ago. It was also horrible.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Did DJ catch the Rona?

No, ate too much hammy.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

3rd Quarter
Lions: 20
Vikings: 6

1st overall pick, here we come!

Lions had a game to burn after the Texans went 2 up.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Tyrod Taylor 1st half: 3 for 10, 32 yards, no touchdowns, one interception, 0.8 passer rating

…….so you’re saying there’s a chance.

 

[H_Town_Gaucho]

And to think we still have a top 5 QB sitting at home...lol

 

[76Texan]

I think I saw no. 10

 

[Texansphan]

Davis Mills time again.
I hope he doesn't get hurt.

 

[Texansballer74]

And to think we still have a top 5 QB sitting at home...lol

Don't bring that quitting joker up. Lol

 

[Number19]

Mills coming in

 

[thunderkyss]

Davis Mills time again.
I hope he doesn't get hurt.

About to find out what futility means

 

[Mangler]

Davis Mills is about to save our season!

 

[Brisco_County]

I think I saw no. 10

 

[Texansballer74]

Davis Mills is about to save our season!

What season lol

 

[Texansballer74]

Tyrod on the sidelines looking pissed. Lol

 

[Brisco_County]

I really like Mills' throwing mechanics. If we're going to see a bad passing game, at least make the throws look pretty.

 

[Texansballer74]

They're saying Tyrod took a hard hit and got up slow. That's why Mills is in. Lol

 

[Earl34]

Was that the longest run of the year?

 

[Texansballer74]

Was that the longest run of the year?

Tyrod had a long run earlier this season.

 

[76Texan]

I really like Mills' throwing mechanics. If we're going to see a bad passing game, at least make the throws look pretty.

Not on that throw back to the other side line.

 

[Number19]

Freeman in

 

[76Texan]

Was that the longest run of the year?

It does seem like it.

 

[Texansphan]

About to find out what futility means

If you ask me, he looks better than Taylor.

 

[Brisco_County]

Awful play call on 3rd and 8.

 

[Earl34]

Freeman in

This half, I haven't seen Johnson getting tackled by the turf. Did he get benched or they are just waiting on a RB to have a couple of good runs before they kill the momentum?

 

[thunderkyss]

Davis Mills is about to save our season!

Well, at least we crossed mid field

 

[Texansballer74]

Not on that throw back to the other side line.

Didn't have any time to set his feet. Big number 99 eith the pressure

 

[76Texan]

Didn't have any time to set his feet. Big number 99 eith the pressure

Right.
Throwing off platform across the field is to invite disaster.

 

[thunderkyss]

Right.
Throwing off platform across the field is to invite disaster.

Agreed. The decision alone upsets the heck out of me

 

[Texansballer74]

Switching it to a better more competitive game.
Chargers 24 Bengals 22

 

[76Texan]

Well, at least we crossed mid field

If this is to remain a low scoring game, the Colts have to allow the Texans to move the ball a little to kill some time.

 

[Mangler]

Maybe the Colts will tire themselves out after all those long YAC we’ve been putting them through. Tim Kelly has done a hell of a job keeping the offense well rested!

 

[Texansballer74]

Agreed. The decision alone upsets the heck out of me

The very next play call was upsetting to me. 3 and 9 and you call a darn running play up the gut. Look

 

[76Texan]

The very next play call was upsetting to me. 3 and 9 and you call a darn running play up the gut. Look

Try to fool the Colts but it back-fired.

 

[thunderkyss]

The very next play call was upsetting to me. 3 and 9 and you call a darn running play up the gut. Look

I’d rather have Davis Mills at 4th & 6 instead of 4th & 9 which was probably the thinking.

that kind of thinking convinces me Kelly is in over his head. Davis Mills throwing across his body off platform convinced me he’s in over his head

 

[Speedy]

Might as well give Tytus Howard a shot at QB.

 

[KA4Texan]

The Texans know they are scheduled for a game today right?

 

[whodknee]

MISS ME YET

 

[76Texan]

The Texans know they are scheduled for a game today right?

I don't think so.
Maybe they thought it will be a late game?

 

[thunderkyss]

Who’s 95? Been seeing a lot of him

 

[thunderkyss]

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MISS ME YET

Didn’t notice you were gone

 

[AcresHomesTexan]

The colts do know you really should not running Taylor 30 times in a game that was over in the first five plays of the game?

 

[Brisco_County]

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I was just thinking we still have future first and second round picks to trade away.

 

[KA4Texan]

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MISS ME YET

Even in a winter storm and power outage where the only warmth comes from this dumpster fire of a team.

Never!

 

[Earl34]

With 6 minutes left. Texans have 35 yards passing. By the looks on their faces, the fans in the stands are getting their life force drained by this team.

 

[Wolf]

They might as well run the wishbone

 

[Brisco_County]

The O-line had been protecting Mills when he completed his passes. Suddenly they can't pick up blitzes.

 

[dream_team]

Doesn't the ball have to cross the first down line before Cook's foot touches out of bounds? Looks like he got it, right? Or am I interpreting the rule wrong?

 

[Texansballer74]

With 6 minutes left. Texans have 35 yards passing. By the looks on their faces, the fans in the stands are getting their life force drained by this team.

Brother I had to change the channel. Very strong chance I wont be watching them next week either.

 

[TheRealJoker]

Well KGH came to play today.