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Years ago I suggested the name 11 Girls 1 Cup for the Texans "defense".
While I found it to be accurately descriptive, it never caught on. Unfortunately
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Years ago I suggested the name 11 Girls 1 Cup for the Texans "defense".
While I found it to be accurately descriptive, it never caught on. Unfortunately
Years ago I suggested the name 11 Girls 1 Cup for the Texans "defense".
While I found it to be accurately descriptive, it never caught on. Unfortunately
Maybe wait until the Texans aren't last in offense before giving it a name. That's just me.
But that works well for Tennesseeās RBsI am so hoping that the run offensive game plan no longer requires the running back to immediately put his helmet in the closest OLman's butt and try to push him forward
Can't wait to see how the Titans running backs like Tim Kelly's play calling - if they let TK anywhere near play calling.
I am not sure why so many people are sleeping on Mills.He had Luck, a generational talent and Herbert one of the most physically gifted qbs in the NFL. Texans has Davis Mills.
I am not sure why so many people are sleeping on Mills.
I guess. That seems premature though seeing how it was his rookie year on a bad team that is not going to be possible right away. But when you look at things in context, stage of his career, number of starts, development throughout the season, no run game, bad pass protection and he still performed very well for a rookie. I am certainly looking forward to watching him develop.When or if he quarterbacks us to 10 wins that will stop.
I guess. That seems premature though seeing how it was his rookie year on a bad team that is not going to be possible right away. But when you look at things in context, stage of his career, number of starts, development throughout the season, no run game, bad pass protection and he still performed very well for a rookie. I am certainly looking forward to watching him develop.
A coastal offense could be distracted by the beach, as most people are. I prefer an inland offense. Since it's Houston, perhaps we could have a Bayou Offense, no one else has one of those. Or a Flood Offense when Mills starts throwing 3 or 4 TDs a game. Houston having a Flood Offense would be a perfect fit.
Dropping or raining down 3 or 4 TDs a game? That sounds like the Harvey offense.A coastal offense could be distracted by the beach, as most people are. I prefer an inland offense. Since it's Houston, perhaps we could have a Bayou Offense, no one else has one of those. Or a Flood Offense when Mills starts throwing 3 or 4 TDs a game. Houston having a Flood Offense would be a perfect fit.
I am not sure why so many people are sleeping on Mills.
When or if he quarterbacks us to 10 wins that will stop.
The Texans have promoted Ben McDaniels (Josh Daniels' brother) to passing game coordinator-receivers coach from assistant receivers coach on a three-year contract.
and you know there are always 2-3 surprise openings... but
Dallas...Jerry always has a guy either as coach in waiting or name brand coach he is willing to overpay.
Detroit I thin theya re going give the coach there more than two years.
Indy...depends on if the staff can get the QB situation
seattle...Retirement and firing both possible
Washington...QB situation
Arizona...weird team, during a season they both over and under achieve. If the QB situation goes south they bet the under
In describing offense, Pep Hamilton begins by saying that we will employ power running ! May the saints preserve us ! We'd better start planning a way to get Neal in the 1st and Faalele in the 2nd. What does it take ??
That did happenWho happened to outplay Herbert last yr when the OL could protect him and the run game worked because of the Covid.
Hamilton proceeded White as a quarterback at Howard before the latter proceeded to re-write school and MEAC record books. White set MEAC career records with 9,808 passing yards and 92 passing touchdowns during his time in DC. When Hamilton got the head coaching job with the DC Defenders of the XFL, he brought White in as his quarterbacks coach.
I thought so at first, but right now theyāre just calling him an offensive assistantIām assuming this hire puts an end to Josh Mccown being brought on staff.
Yep, they changed all the headlines and texts. Get it right the first time.............before you print...........I thought so at first, but right now theyāre just calling him an offensive assistant
If Lovie is calling the D, is he calling the O too? I don't mind a good defensive coach calling plays. However, as a HC you have to split time between the two. What I'm thinking is no official DC, but someone is going to install the D from week to week with Lovie helping and then I assume radio plays to Lovie. Not sure if I like the idea seeing it seems to pull Lovie away from offense. Unless we have an OC that is top notch. Once Lovie gives him a basic plan they can make it work and then call the game too
Might be the only reason Pep Hamilton turned down other options and stayed with the Texans is b/c the team gave him full authority over the offense.
This was previously posted, Gives a basic look into what we'll be looking at.Might be, but my sphincter will not relax until he clearly explains to me exactly what flavor of scheme our offense will be based upon .... and it better be PDQ .... I've got to start on my mock drafts .... fighting the Heebe Jeebees !!
This was previously posted, Gives a basic look into what we'll be looking at.
Manning? No. Luck.@CloakNNNdagger was that the system that was run with Manning?
TK got it right............Luck.@CloakNNNdagger was that the system that was run with Manning?
Uhhhhhhhā¦.it wasnt mayoā¦or spitGet it right the first time? Man are you going old school.
Expecting anyone to be competent at their job in this day and age.
Thats like spotting Bigfoot riding a surfboard holding a tiki torch in a cloud of unicorn farts.
Of course, Im still mad they put mayo on my burger 3 weeks ago so.....but it was mayo... thats what you put on someone's burger when you're too lazy to spit.
TK got it right............Luck.
To be fair, as much as I dislike Manning....So it is a good system but not as good as the one Manning was in
Understand that these were not Pep's words, just a barebones summary of a non-professional's personal oversimplified interpretation of the offense.New Texans OC Pep Hamilton runs the āNo coast systemā which emphasizes:
ā¢Running with power by creating mismatches
ā¢Early down completions as an extension of the run game
ā¢being efficient on 3rd down
ā¢taking shots downfield
Doc posted above quote yesterday afternoon, (Thanks, Doc !), and I wanted to reply, but took the high road instead. This should be a time to be hopeful, but, assuming these are the words of Hamilton, they are all I ever need to know about "Pep". They are the thoughtless, empty word salad of a crooked politician. He had nothing to share at that time, so he spewed a line of crap - in the form of coach speak, meant to make us believe that he was splitting atoms. Sad too, because Lovie had come in previously, and quietly and honestly, spoken to us in a straight forward and authentic manner .... one that I'd bet 95% of us understood and appreciated. All Hamilton had to say was, "I am excited to have this opportunity, and although we haven't completely ironed out all the wrinkles, I promise, you will know our plans for the Texans' future offense in the next week." Thank you and the organization for believing in me .... it's gonna be a great ride" ! Problem is, once they disrespect you, you can't unhear it !
Understand that these were not Pep's words, just a barebones summary of a non-professional's personal oversimplified interpretation of the offense.
To be fair, as much as I dislike Manning....
.... Manning being in a system doesn't necessarily mean the system is better. It could very well be that Manning is just better.
Our new running back.I love knowing that we might actually draft a RB and some beef up front. It is not in the article but if we do run the ball we would need it. 2 OL at least who are road graders. Guys who flatten DLs or better yet take up 2 DLmen or flatten them. And then a true 3 down RB. A guy who has decent speed and size, like Foster did (without the injury history). Besides so D help, I would like to see that in the draft and/or free agency. Please no 30yr old RBs, we need fresh legs.
Doesn't mean he tried to hire him as OC.
Back to the question. The rest of the NFL seems to think he's a QB coach. Why do you think he deserves another shot at OC?
Our new running back.
Did we trade Tunsil for him?
I understand this. Deserves got nothing to do with it.By that line of thinking why does Lovie deserve another shot at HC? Oh yeah, because he was the best we could get out of the available choices. You go to war with the army you have.