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Name Our Defense

Blood and guts!!

Cush and Barwin get bloodied up nearly every game, and they certainly have shown lots of guts!!
 
I don't know if you name em

but off the top of my head.. the "NO BS defense"

take it as you want.. as in "no bull **** and get after you "

or

NO B(ush) S(mith) defense

:spin::fingergun:
 
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AJ revenge brigade



nah, I have no real suggestion, just thought they went out there and gave it all for AJ!
 
Who cares what it sounds like? They can call themselves the Prancing Pink Ponies if they want, as long as they keep kicking ass like they've been doing.
 
Who cares what it sounds like? They can call themselves the Prancing Pink Ponies if they want, as long as they keep kicking ass like they've been doing.

I can here it now, Here come the Houston Texans and their ''bulls on parade'' defense. As they exit the tunnel skipping and throwing daisies.
 
The steer of fear

If we just put a pic of that bullfighter that was gored thru his mouth in the visiting teams lockerroom that would be nice.
 
Actually, now that I think more about it, how about:

"Houston, We Don't Have a Problem Anymore. You do."

I know it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue like some of the others, but it satisfies the law that all Houston sports-related wordplay must incorporate that line in some way.
 
Bad news as of week 13. Not really a big deal but we can't claim the number 1 defense in the league in terms of total yards. .03 yards behind the Steelers
 
Bulls on Parade.....really? :ok:
Sounds tougher in the song than it reads. I'm OK with it.

Bad news as of week 13. Not really a big deal but we can't claim the number 1 defense in the league in terms of total yards. .03 yards behind the Steelers
That the Texans defense can be mentioned in the same breath as the Steelers and Ravens is simply amazing.
 
It's funny to me that the city with probably the highest concentration of conservative voters in the US is adopting a leftist anthem for its team. And that the song has lyrics like:

"Either drop the hits like De La O
Or get the f--- off the commode!"

Yeah, get off the commode, Ravens! Go Texans!
 
Sounds tougher in the song than it reads. I'm OK with it.


That the Texans defense can be mentioned in the same breath as the Steelers and Ravens is simply amazing.

....there's a song....?

:wadepalm:
 
Bad news as of week 13. Not really a big deal but we can't claim the number 1 defense in the league in terms of total yards. .03 yards behind the Steelers

They've still got Cleveland to play twice & we've got Carolina coming up.
 
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