Houston Texans V Miami Aquatic Mammals Game Day thread

[Mr. Texan]

bwahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

 

[OzzO]

snicker..... he missed the post, and the FG. Can we see some offense now?

 

[Air Canada]

This guy makes Kris Brown look like a GOD

 

[TexCanada]

dodged another bullet..

 

[CretorFrigg]

Gosh, I hope Joseph isn't seriously hurt. It didn't look too bad.

 

[Ryan]

Let's just say we're lucky we're not playing the Saints right now.

 

[mexican_texan]

Looks like God is a Texans fan today.

 

[dinkatoid]

dodged another bullet..

No Kidding. I will take it when I can get it, but we can't count on this luck all game

 

[mattieuk]

Wow, I've got a strong feeling the footballing gods are smiling on the Texans today.

Better make the most of it whilst it lasts, you can be guaranteed it won't stick around for 60 minutes.

 

[srrono]

as long as mia keeps moving between 20s and keeps kicking fgs I am happy

 

[brakos82]

This guy make's Kris Brown look like a GOD

Though KB saves his misses for the 4th quarter.

 

[Buffi2]

Miami needs some field goal practice.

 

[Norg]

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS Fing D PLAYING BLOOD SWEET AND TEARS I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Thorn]

Defense is doing their job. The offense needs to pick it up. A score before the half would be real nice.

 

[Showtime100]

Great job Smith!

13-6, I can't live with that. Check that. 13-3, I CAN LIVE WITH THAT!

Damn! Yes, it should be 21-3 or whatever, but if you turn that make-believe around we could be tied or worse right now.

 

[welsh texan]

Wow the Defense may be looking a little shaky vs the run but they are finding ways to get the stop, 2 missed FG's is a huge let off, now lets put another 7 on them and make them pay.

 

[mexican_texan]

My grandma could run through the holes that the Miami O-line is giving their backs.

Geez....

Good thing the Dolphins signed Reggie Bush instead of your grandmother.

 

[Norg]

Are O is in a FUnk is anyelse just hoping for the Half time already : P

 

[redwhiteANDblue]

Can I please do the play calling? Wow this is bad

 

[JaneDoe]

WTF? They gave Bush the dive...not Jones?

 

[TexCanada]

havent seen Foster in a while

 

[Nawzer]

I jizzed my pants...

 

[Pollardized]

AJ is a beast!

 

[mexican_texan]

Can we go ahead and retire this man's number already?

 

[Austrian]

AJ is the man!

 

[srrono]

wow Aj big catch

 

[OzzO]

Damn, AJ is the schiz.

 

[JaneDoe]

Schaub to Johnson......got that cable connected now, baby!!

 

[GlassHalfFull]

AJ is God.

 

[Norg]

Lets GOOo AJ !!!!

 

[Mr. Texan]

that andre johnson guy is pretty good

 

[Ryan]

So it's pretty much a given AJ makes at least one ridiculous catch each time he plays Miami.

 

[welsh texan]

Andre Freakin' Johnson!!

 

[Air Canada]

Funny thing is... right after that 3rd down... stop... I kept saying it'll be hilarious if he misses this one... AND HE DID!

 

[Jottoz]

Is James Casey not part of this offense anymore?

 

[Showtime100]

That thing does not like Dwayne.

 

[JaneDoe]

OK, I am jonesin' for some pizza now. Can they please stop it with the pizza commercials?

 

[houstonspartan]

OK, I am jonesin' for some pizza now. Can they please stop it with the pizza commercials?

LOL. That's the point. You're supposed to pick up the phone and order a pizza.

 

[Kimmy]

OK, I am jonesin' for some pizza now. Can they please stop it with the pizza commercials?

Can they stop will all the damn commercials! I hate missing plays

 

[GlassHalfFull]

Ouch, AJ had to pony up for 164 tickets.

and based on the looks of the empty stands, he may have more fans in the stadium than Miami

 

[srrono]

Come on Hou need a TD here

 

[JaneDoe]

Wow. That was almost a disaster.

 

[Showtime100]

AJ......

 

[Buffi2]

Close call there. Johnson saved us a few lost yards.

 

[gafftop]

why so slow on timeout

 

[TheMatrix31]

Shittiness out of the timeout.

 

[OzzO]

seriously o-line?

 

[Ryan]

Winston sucks.

 

[Kimmy]

The OL is failing us right now

 

[JaneDoe]

Can they stop will all the damn commercials! I hate missing plays

Yeah, that really pisses me off.

Oh, and sacks on Schaub do, too.

Especially right after a timeout.