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DeVier Posey‏@DPo8

Vets got the rooks good 2day .lol jerseys were in the freezer this morning icy hot and atomic bomb in our helmets chin strap an mouth pieces
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I guess the plus side is that you know it is at least a teammate and not some random person. aka you are at a grocery store and have to go bad and so you use their facilities and have no idea who warmed it up for you
 
Shaun Cody‏@ShaunCody95

There is nothing like sitting down on a warm toilet seat that your teammate just used and enjoying his wonderful scents #teambonding
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At my office, I told a co-worker that "maybe you should work in some fruit, vegetables and anything less toxic than chronic fast food, because that was the most terrible experience (other than David Carr) EVER!!!"

Mix in a Colonoscopy!! Clean yourself out!!!
 
LOL, nice

Duane Brown‏@DuaneBrown76

So the clerk at the gas station just asked me what my favorite flavor of MD 20/20 was...so he'd know which to put on display. What the hell?
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Wolf said:
I guess the plus side is that you know it is at least a teammate and not some random person. aka you are at a grocery store and have to go bad and so you use their facilities and have no idea who warmed it up for you
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When you sit on a toilet seat and it's warm but you don't care, that's how you know someone is family.
 
dc_txtech said:
When you sit on a toilet seat and it's warm but you don't care, that's how you know someone is family.
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Unless it's your wife. I don't care how long you've been married, that $hit ain't cool. Stuff like that isn't in the brochure when they're selling you on the idea of "happily ever after." lol
 
To kickoff my partnership with Kroger, I will be signing autographs for the first 200 people at Kroger at the 5150 Buffalo Speedway location in Houston TONIGHT from 6-7PM!


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dc_txtech said:
Women don't poop though. Right?
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While I think men invented the silent-but-deadly fart, married women have PERFECTED it. Nothing more mood-killing than raising the covers to get in bed next to your sweetie and have one of those bad boys smack you in the nose.

:spin:
 
Sorry if I'm buggin y'all with all these Tweets, but this dude's off the wall funny to me.

:spit:

Seth Payne‏@PayneNFL

Chris Johnson tweeted "lol preseason" after a poor performance. I use a similar tactic with my wife: "lol foreplay"
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from the Texans site

How do you LIKE Siri? (From Texans fan @AriaFire on Twitter)
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Showtime100 said:
Am I the only one who gives less than a sh~!t about their FB or Tweets?

I think I might be.
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I don't tweet and you better stay out of my face. :lol:


I have enough internet exposure to my life just from this and a few other BBS's I post on. I certainly don't need more.
 
I dont know where to ask but how can we get the twitter feed on the front page updated? I mean I culd care less what Slaton, Leinart and Winston have to say anymore.

Need to add Wade, Schaub and our newer guys.
 
I think teams are getting too caught up in the ref "scandals."

To me, in the MNF game...both teams couldn't really move the ball at all against one another. For all the damage Russell Wilson did in the preseason, he hasn't made much noise so far in the reg season (not anything like what I expected, at least). And Green Bay? They look lost. Lots of mental errors.

So I think, IMO, they sort of created their own bad luck in that MNF game. And when you sort of gripe about not getting the right calls, it sort of becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy for teams like that. What happened? A really REALLY bad call at the end of the game, that's what.

I haven't seen the Texans players making any social media tweets or Facebook posts about the ref jobs out there. I know McNair, Smith, and Kubiak have probably already told their players that they are NOT to engage in the fireworks, but still...we're taking care of business and a lot of other teams who are struggling are just focusing on the negative.

The Packers look as lost as a blind goose in a blizzard out there. Rodgers looked bad in preseason, and he hasn't done much in reg season yet either. Will the Pack and the Saints find a way to turn things around? I dunno. I hope not.
 
I'd like to see how that ends, who wins. Think PM is aware of The Cushmonster. I bet he started finding and pointing at #99 shortly afterwards! :d:
 
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I KNOW THIS WON'T HAPPEN.


For Christmas, I am wishing that the Texans get the first seed wrapped up and home field advantage through out. The chips fall where the Texans first game in the playoffs is a team not named the Broncos(let them battle with NE) and go from there.

That is all I want :whip:
 
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