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The bridge between stupid and useless is short.
Yellow Rose all day.
Dude! Still naked? Go upstairs.
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Yellow Rose all day.
There's no home owners association rule about half naked drunk women puking in your flower beds is there? That's sure to happen...
This is gonna be a fun night. Remember though fellas, I'm old and will probably be in bed early.Anything goes. Anywhere. No rules. No limitations.
YesYou ever seen the movie gi jane?
How old do you consider old?This is gonna be a fun night. Remember though fellas, I'm old and will probably be in bed early.
I ain't in my 30's no more. I start early to finish early now.How old do you consider old?
If she's got one of them there piercings to go along with her shaved head, I got that!!Well, her head is shaved but shes cool as hell. Shes um, perky. Lemme know if they're real.
I'll grab her a beer and bring her over...
If she's got one of them there piercings to go along with her shaved head, I'm got that!!
You wouldn't think a woman with a shaved head could be that attractive but...
Shes got the eye lashes and lips to pull it off. I can only see 1 piercing but I expect theres more. You let me know.
Sorry, I was eating and watching The War Wagon
Yeah, I see that now. Did you really need 3 girls in your lap while you did it?
Lemme grab you a beer.
Yes
No beer for me... I'll be on the Fireball & Bourbon soon enough
@JB you have a really nice house here but uhhh...
I gotta be honest. I'm starting to feel a bit out of place.
Maybe you'd feel more comfortable in the hot tub
Buncha my posts just got deleted in this convo. LolLook, @RGV82 is bouncing around here naked knocking over lamp shades like Johnny Holmes. @austins23 has this magnetic machismo girls cant resist. Your clearly doing ok @JB rolling like Cloney in a nice house.
I'm just a guy.
And then she walked in. She wasn't from the bikini caravan I brought over.
She was from somewhere else and her name was Trina Martinez.
Buncha my posts just got deleted in this convo. Lol
So hey there "GI Jane Girl", lemme see that other piercing. Whadda ya say?So ummmm, this is my boy Austin. He works near the border and does some intense ****...
Told you I could cook it up! Damn, Fireball and Bourbon? Don't worry, we'll clean up the place before we leave.Sorry, I was eating and watching The War Wagon
Forgive me guys. I deleted some posts in this thread. I see the whole thread has gone to hell & the ones I deleted didn’t take away from what it’s become.
Pardon me. Carry on
So hey there "GI Jane Girl", lemme see that other piercing. Whadda ya say?
Told you I could cook it up! Damn, Fireball and Bourbon? Don't worry, we'll clean up the place before we leave.
@powda careful with that Trina girl. I remember her from the last party. Trouble
Drank all of @JBs Fireball. Then started doing donuts on her Harley in the front yard. JB didn't like that. Not sure you remember her too well. You ended up in the hot tub. Trina was gone.What kinda trouble?
So anyway, to get back on thread. You wanna invite OB to the party? Maybe he can have Trina's friend!
Well then. He may be perfect for Trina. She's got that look. The same one OB has when the play that he called doesn't work.No sir. I've been at a party with obrien before. Dude gets toasted and starts slashing tires.
Drank all of @JBs Fireball. Then started doing donuts on her Harley in the front yard. JB didn't like that. Not sure you remember her too well. You ended up in the hot tub. Trina was gone.
Well then. He may be perfect for Trina. She's got that look. The same one OB has when the play that he called doesn't work.
lol. sorry. No GI Jane is awesome. She's hungry now. We are going to the kitchen. Oh, and she'll have another beer.Man your killing the vibe. Are you mad at me for introducing you to gi jane? I dont wanna think about bill obrien. He's already killed my franchise. I dont need him to kill a relationship.
Buncha my posts just got deleted in this convo. Lol
Mine also
Well then. He may be perfect for Trina. She's got that look. The same one OB has when the play that he called doesn't work.
No you're not jumping to conclusions. Trina is the apple of both your eyes. When you found out your jealousy got the better of you. OB not only has a dent in his chin, he now sports a matching one between his eyes. OB left the building. Trina loves the bad boy temper. You two find the hot tub. @RGV82 was done with it.So maybe I'm jumping to conclusions but here at our lil house party Bill O'Brien and I are into the same girl.
That's messed up.
No you're not jumping to conclusions. Trina is the apple of both your eyes. When you found out your jealousy got the better of you. OB not only has a dent in his chin, he now sports a matching one between his eyes. OB left the building. Trina loves the bad boy temper. You two find the hot tub. @RGV82 was done with it.
I told you, Trina was trouble. But man, that bikini.Man. I gotta be honest. If ob's had a first down with Trina I don't know if I'm into her.
And I'm not sure I wanna be in the same hot tub as rgv82.
Man corona got y’all messed up
I told you, Trina was trouble. But man, that bikini.
Don't have to now. TK is there. He is the one that talks sense into all of us. Moderates the party, so to speak.Yeah I know. She bounces outta that thing.
F man.
Damn. What's this coming to. I really dont wanna fist fight obrien at a house party.
Don't have to now. TK is there. He is the one that talks sense into all of us. Moderates the party, so to speak.
Well wait for me to provide backup. I had to step out for a minute to do some work, real work. Housing a real life Gulf Cartel member. During interrogation I find out she is Trina's brother. I told you about her. You still wanna have a go at OB over her?Yeah but if Easterby cant talk sense into him can tk?
I have a feeling we're gonna do a 3 round death match.