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Playoffs...Divisional Round...New England Patriots!

Bulls on Parade said:
We need to attack and take some shots deep on first down.
The Patriots play a lot of zone coverage on first downs...

I'd hit their defense early with a 55-yard Brock Osweiler strike
If we come out and run early and often it plays right into their hands!

Let's come out to win! We need to change the gameplan.

Brock Osweiler is going to have his "Joe Flacco" moment in these playoffs. That year Flacco went on a Joe Montana like Super Bowl run. 11 TDs and 0 INTs in the 2012 playoffs on his way to winning the Super Bowl with the Ravens. I feel like Brock can play a lot like Flacco "at his best" when he's on his A-game. We see sparks of it. We need to see it all come together tomorrow night.
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I agree with the strategy. I don't believe Oz is the one who can execute it.
 
DBCooper said:
I don't know, the pats have a pretty decent cheerleader here:

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Is Tom dancing or squeezing a tall invisible mans hairy beanbag?
 
The Houston Texans will win at Foxborough for the first time ever!
And let's do it for J.J. Watt. It has to eat him up that he isn't playing.
We can punch our ticket to the AFC Championship TONIGHT!!!!

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Catch that magic moment, and do it right, right now!
Oh, Right now...
It's what's happening?
Right here and now
Right now... It's right now
Oh, Tell me, what are you waiting for...
Turn this thing around!!!!

 
Wolfiegrrl said:
I can see this as being the upset game of the decade. Texans have a defense that can get after Brady. Remember, we were devastated when JJ went down for the year during this game. Those boys lost their spark. Well, it's been found gain in JD. Them Pats is gonna be sorry they overlooked this defense.
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Bet the house and car. There is always a bridge you can live under and mass transit. == Texans 20-16
 
I'm very nervous that the Texans are going to look past the patriots and have one eye on the steelers/chiefs conference championship game. I fear complacency will be our undoing and reluctantly pick the patriots for a surprise victory.


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markn said:
I'm very nervous that the Texans are going to look past the patriots and have one eye on the steelers/chiefs conference championship game. I fear complacency will be our undoing and reluctantly pick the patriots for a surprise victory.


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I see it just the opposite. It was a big win last week and the team is still on a high wanting to get through this week in a similar fashion. I don't think they are looking past the Pats,
 
Should I drink E.H Taylor or Four Roses single barrel tonight. Both are 100 proof so they should get the job done
 

You'll notice of the 25 listed most are motivated by religion. Football is my religion. Screw boston. I cant wait to watch the glassy eye'd convulsions when we shock the world today. Welcome to #26 chowder eating southies!
 
The texans new at the beginning of the season that they eventually will have to face the patriots on the playoffs. So they decided to pretended they were a mediocre team to get everybody's guard down. See the Pats think they know what they are Facing but in reality BOB gets the big boy playbook out and Tells Brock its time to win. and he goes 24/36 308 yards and 3tds Nuk 158 yards and 2tds and miller gets 21 carries for 118 yards and a td the texans stun the patriots 31 to 21 the Defense sacks Brady 5 times(clowney gets 2 one strip sack). Bouye shuts down whoever he's covering and picks off Brady. Brady actually throw 2 picks one to someone unexpected. watch pats out im telling ya
 
The texans new at the beginning of the season that they eventually will have to face the patriots on the playoffs. So they decided to pretended they were a mediocre team to get everybody's guard down. See the Pats think they know what they are Facing but in reality BOB gets the big boy playbook out and Tells Brock its time to win. and he goes 24/36 308 yards and 3tds Nuk 158 yards and 2tds and miller gets 21 carries for 118 yards and a td the texans stun the patriots 31 to 21 the Defense sacks Brady 5 times(clowney gets 2 one strip sack). Bouye shuts down whoever he's covering and picks off Brady. Brady actually throw 2 picks one to someone unexpected. watch pats out im telling ya
 
Rocketzzz13 said:
The texans new at the beginning of the season that they eventually will have to face the patriots on the playoffs. So they decided to pretended they were a mediocre team to get everybody's guard down. See the Pats think they know what they are Facing but in reality BOB gets the big boy playbook out and Tells Brock its time to win. and he goes 24/36 308 yards and 3tds Nuk 158 yards and 2tds and miller gets 21 carries for 118 yards and a td the texans stun the patriots 31 to 21 the Defense sacks Brady 5 times(clowney gets 2 one strip sack). Bouye shuts down whoever he's covering and picks off Brady. Brady actually throw 2 picks one to someone unexpected. watch pats out im telling ya
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Sweet. Only positive waves.
 
markn said:
I'm very nervous that the Texans are going to look past the patriots and have one eye on the steelers/chiefs conference championship game. I fear complacency will be our undoing and reluctantly pick the patriots for a surprise victory.


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Totally understandable given the circumstances.
Although I don't think the patriots will be able to take advantage of this.

Some things are just not meant to be
 
Wolf said:
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Marketing department of the Texans are some funny guys. Between this and their fanduel posts i am all for the Texans but they are posting stuff that i can't defend in a conversation..of course they will take CJ. But he isn't even winning in the size/weight category on these stats
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I can defend it. Bennett had, for the most part, Brady feeding his stats while Fiedorowicz had some guy from Denver as his spoon.

It doesn't say much for the QB situation but that wasn't the topic. :nolisten:
 
This thread has been a hilarious read with the stuff you come up with to actually think you have a chance. Pats might bring up practice squad guys to fill some spots and sit some starters so we don't risk then getting hurt for our game next week.
 
PatPatriot said:
This thread has been a hilarious read with the did you come up with to actually think you have a chance. Pats might bring up practice squad guys to fill some spots and sit some starters so we don't risk then getting hurt for our game next week.
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you're right
you'll need all the help you need when you will get a real opponent.

Patriots not only had the lowest strength of schedule in the regular season, but in the playoffs as well.
 
The Texans shock the world and UPSET the Pats. Brock has a breakout game w WRs n his legs. Miller runs like the bulls. OL stands strong. TE becomes untighten. Special teams come up big. Defense well they are #1. Now if i'm wrong or one says I'm dreaming then what, somebody gonna ground me for the rest of the year...lol
 
Our only shot is if Os can throw it more than 7 yds downfield. We have way too many plays run with no receivers past 10 yds downfield. That kind of f constipated offense won't win us any games


I'm curios if any game manager style offense has ever beaten elite QBs in the playoffs.
 
powda said:

You'll notice of the 25 listed most are motivated by religion. Football is my religion. Screw boston. I cant wait to watch the glassy eye'd convulsions when we shock the world today. Welcome to #26 chowder eating southies!
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LOL...........
 
will fuller's tiny baby sized hands cost us the game. there is a reason the hand size is recorded at the combine and we deserve this loss for ignoring this glaring stat.
 
Cerberus said:
Well, I was kind of close. Too bad, it looked like the Texans had a chance until Os started throwing picks.
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Good prediction.

I wonder where that cockknocker is that said Houston would lose by >21 and probably wouldn't score.

While I'm at it, I wish Osweiler gone no matter the money consequences.
 
We know Osweiler played like crap.

Did anyone else on offense play well enough to win yesterday?
 
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