the Official Half Assed Texans @ Colts Gameday Thread

[EVOLVIST]

Back to what works, in a "half assed" way.

No silly pictures, no clever tag lines, just a chance for the Texans to role these Indiana buttplugs, and take the division.

A win today and there's no reason the Texans shouldn't win out.

We suck, but they suck worse. Mediocrity rules the day.

Let's go Texans!

 

[JB]

Thanks for stepping up and taking the plunge

 

[DX-TEX]

I want to believe but I have a gut feeling they find a way to lose to a QB who was complaining about how painful it was to breath just a few days ago,

 

[NastyNate]

"We suck, but they suck worse!" Truer words have never been spoken. I don't care if it's Yates vs Hasslebeck, just please beat the damn colts in Indy for once! TJ, take us to the promised land.

 

[EVOLVIST]

I don't know why it bugs me, but it does, that TJ Yates is wearing #6. So you mean to tell me that he couldn't wrestle #13 from a practice squad player?

To me, TJ is associated with lucky 13.

 

[Thorn]

We'll win today. We still may not get the division or be in the playoffs, but we'll win today. The drought in Indy is over with.

 

[Lucky]

13 straight losses in Indy. Some by a field goal. Some by blowout. Each a loss since the inception of the franchise.

This has to end today.

 

[infantrycak]

Mediocrity rules the day.

Let's go Texans!

Ouch.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Hoyer, Rahim Moore, Darryl Morris, Christian Covington, Oday Aboushi, Graham and Tuggle inactive

Pagan is active in place of Covington.

 

[Wolf]

Jim Mora speaks..rings true about both teams..

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Adam Wexler ‏@awexler

@PatDStat Pagan was active vs Jets & Titans - did not take a snap in either game.

 

[TejasTom]

Adam Wexler ‏@awexler

@PatDStat Pagan was active vs Jets & Titans - did not take a snap in either game.

He's got to practice better.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Brian T. Smith ‏@ChronBrianSmith 60m60 minutes ago

Andre Johnson one of few #Colts working out on field two hours before game. #Texans

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

PDS ‏@PatDStat 11m11 minutes ago

They started moving Watt to the edge to keep him out of the middle of the defense. Had trouble holding up with one hand inside.

PDS ‏@PatDStat 12m12 minutes ago

As the game went on vs. the Patriots, looked like Watt was figuring out what was working with his moves.

PDS ‏@PatDStat 13m13 minutes ago

Want to see how Watt has adjusted with his cast. RAC used him more in stunts with JDC and Mercilus in 2nd half vs. NE.

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As I predicted, JJ had trouble with his club. And, despite his move to the outside, that compensation resulted in very limited improved effectiveness. I don't know how much change in scheme is going to negate his inability to grasp.

 

[htowntexans1985]

TJ Yates with the colts edge jersey lmao!

 

[gwallaia]

What a stupid decision by Yates. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

 

[dream_team]

Why is it quiet in here?

 

[DBCooper]

F@ckity f@ck

 

[humblegeo]

Who's our backup qb today?

 

[dream_team]

What a stupid decision by Yates. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

Such a bad throw that it looks like miscommunication somewhere.

 

[htowntexans1985]

Throw it to the corner you moron

 

[PapaL]

Shitty throw TJ.

 

[PapaL]

Why is it quiet in here?

We half ass it on the half ass thread

 

[htowntexans1985]

The old man about to have a game again

 

[WolverineFan]

That might be the worst throw by a Texans QB all year. And that is saying a lot.

 

[CretorFrigg]

The Texans D makes Hasselbeck look like Tom Brady.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

We're again starting our CBs 10 yds off the LOS

 

[steelbtexan]

Infurating

 

[htowntexans1985]

And still getting beat by tight ends

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Cushing just standing there looking stupid on that last play...no rush....no cover

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Who's our backup qb today?

Weedon

 

[dream_team]

Obviously, the defense is gassed. Lol

 

[htowntexans1985]

Got to start jamming these guys at the line.

 

[amazing80]

what is with our soft ass coverage all the time, so frustrating to watch

 

[amazing80]

We are too predictable on first down, its a run 98% of the time....

 

[amazing80]

Just when I was about to say Blue was running hard he fumbles wtf

 

[htowntexans1985]

That's out

 

[JCTexan]

Dammit, Blue.

 

[CretorFrigg]

Run on first down. Run on second down. Pass, 3rd and long. Texans strategy against the Colts.

 

[texan279]

I've been saying it all season, Blue should not be on this roster next season. Why the hell is Hunt not still in there???

 

[PapaL]

Looks like knee was down but why play Blue? Jeez I dislike his running style.

 

[powda]

Thats a fumble

 

[dream_team]

Run on first down. Run on second down. Pass, 3rd and long. Texans strategy against the Colts.

Because we should be easily running on these guys. "Should" is the key word.

 

[dream_team]

Looks like knee was down but why play Blue? Jeez I dislike his running style.

I think it will be too close to overturn.

 

[htowntexans1985]

And that's why we've never won their

 

[powda]

Nice hussel cush

 

[Thorn]

Wonderful. The Texans are being the Texans again. Maybe I'll fall asleep and miss it.

 

[gwallaia]

The Texans are not meant to win in Indy.

 

[welsh texan]

To think I was excited for this game. Need to up our play all over the place here .

 

[PapaL]

Cushing looks slow and out of it today.