The Pencil Neck
Hall of Fame
So this is the conversation then -
BB - So Bob, we'll give you Mallett for a 7th or a 6th if he plays much
BOB - Oh hell no. We think Mallett is our future at QB. I'll settle at nothing less than giving you next years first.
BB - Sold
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I think the conversation was:
[before the draft]
BB -- So Bob, you're not serious about this Pickspatrick thing, right? I'll cut you a deal. We'll give you Mallett for a 2014 3rd or a 2nd if he plays like you expect him to.
BOB -- Nah, I want him but I'm fine with what I've got.
[before TC]
BB -- Dude. Really? PICKSpatrick? See what I did there with his name inserting a word that means interception? You can't be serious. I'll cut you a deal. We'll give you Mallett for a 2015 3rd or a 2nd if he plays like you expect him to.
BOB -- Nah. I want him but I'm fine with what I've got.
[before season]
BOB -- Hey. JG has looked really, really good. Are you really going with 3 QBs this season? 3? You've got the GOAT, why do you need 3 QBs? Especially when one of them is going to leave when his rookie contract is up and you're not going to get a damned thing for him after spending a 3rd round draft pick on him. I'll cut you a deal. We'll give you a 2016 7th round pick for Mallett, but if he plays well... we'll bump that up to a 2015 6th rounder. Then you can use that extra spot for another crappy WR or DB.
BB -- Hmmm... deal.
Now, the argument is that if BOB really, really was lusting after Mallett, he would have blinked earlier and made one of the crappier trades. This trade is almost like the Patriots were pushing Mallett on us, making us take him.