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Week 5: Texans at Cardinals Gameday Thread

Our edge pass rushing is sooooo bad right now, it's scary. I dont care how much of a beast #90 is, fact is that his run-around move ends 5 yards behind the qb with a pass...
 
Heh.

Our offense is looking like the Raiders. I'll keep listening to the game,
but I'm playing some Xbox. I can't watch no more of this ****.

See ya in Cincinnati.
 
Because unfortunately in the NFL you hardly ever play 2 shitty teams in a row.

Our victories are over a 0-4 Titans team and a 1-4 Oakland team (that just got absolutetly drilled by the Giants today.)

They don't even have to win. I just want them to look like an actual NFL team twice in a row.
 
Schaub looks like David Carr today. He just can't see the field. Or maybe no one is open? Whatever, he looks terrible.

Does anyone still believe the Texans have a "top 3" offense?

Arizona? That's what a top 3 offense looks like.
 
This team is done. Stick a fork in them people.

I'm ready to blow it all up and get Kubiak and his staff of old friends, kids of old friends, and guys who appear to be here for no other reason than to give an old timer a paycheck as far away from this team as possible.

Bob McNair screwed up again. Version 1.0 was ****. Version 2.0 is just better than ****.
 
Remember last year we had this cool play with OD catching the ball over the middle for 8~12 yards...

What happened with that?
 
I would love to be a fly on the wall at half time, if i was kubes i would be going f*"&"£*n mental at them, but doubt thats going to happen

seriously he needs to question himself he isnt doing the job he is being paid for.
 
watch what you guys say on here......the douches who think they are the kings of dictating who is a real fan and who is not will call you fairweather...LOL

O well, not even gonna get pissed, just start my laundry and listen in the background at this point. NOt worth me getting pissed.

What a dumbass play to run slaton on that 3rd and 1 when we know we have NO run game. Should have at least gave it to Leach. I'm sure the "fairweather" patrol will set me straight on that though!!
 
**** this ****. I am finding another game to watch on Sunday Ticket. The Texans are POORLY COACHED all around. Frank Bush's schemes and play calls SUCK ASS and Little Shanahan SUCKS and of course Kubiag sucks the most. FIRE THEM ALL. I am convinced now that coaching is holding us back. Get a good safety in the draft in the first round with a LEGIT coaching staff and we will be a real playoff contender. Oh, I wouldn't mind looking at QB options.
 
Schaub looks like David Carr today. He just can't see the field. Or maybe no one is open? Whatever, he looks terrible.

Does anyone still believe the Texans have a "top 3" offense?

Arizona? That's what a top 3 offense looks like.

I've come to the conclusion that he's not all that much better an option than David Carr was. Oh sure, Carr had all the obvious stuff wrong with him but Matt's not taking the next step. He's still talking like he is but the thing that gives it all away as just a Gary Kubiak pipe dream is how much worse Schaub plays when he's got time to throw the ball. He should be carving up defenses with the amount of time he gets and instead it's like the longer he has to throw the ball the more confused he becomes.

Time to start over IMO.
 
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