Week 14: Where is the Bears thread?

[steelbtexan]

I would take it a step further. Is this the worst team in Texans history? #lostdecade

Nope, the 2-14 teams were alot worse.

This is what this offense looks like when they aren't beating up on the Jags/Lions etc...

 

[whodknee]

Great fumble....textbook

 

[Texansballer74]

Bwhahaha and he fumbles

 

[whodknee]

The Texans are about to lose to a Team with CLOWN socks

 

[Earl34]

I guess it was a good thing I worked today and missed the game.

LOL. I was off today and this game made me feel like going to work.

 

[Mr teX]

And now you see why Keke was in the doghouse. He simply can’t hold onto the ball. He’s got at least 3-4 fumbles I can remember off the top of my head from his limited snaps. That’s just not a good look for a WR, much less one trying to get more snaps.

 

[H_Town_Gaucho]

If the NFL would go to a 32 team playoff system we might still make the playoffs...

 

[whodknee]

Cal is at the game...Speaking of Clowns

 

[AcresHomesTexan]

So special teams got in on the act...I can go grocery shopping in peace now.

 

[AcresHomesTexan]

Cal is at the game...Speaking of Clowns

His wife looked like she rather be doing well, anything else.

 

[thunderkyss]

This is garbage time

 

[MeatBear77]

Do you need a pacifier or a spanking? Which is it?

You’re not a very effective troll.

Spank him!

 

[KA4Texan]

His wife looked like she rather be doing well, anything else.

Except Cal.

*rim shot*

 

[Riblet]

Hansen is the best receiver on the team

 

[Mr teX]

I’m liking this Hansen kid....

 

[Bugman7star]

The new regime needs to give Hansen a shot this offseason. You can tell he can help this team with the right coaches and scheme.

 

[Mr teX]

WR core next year needs to be

Fuller
Cooks
Hansen
Reid

 

[Bugman7star]

Everyone knows to leave JJ the hell alone.

 

[whodknee]

Oh well...Garlic fries are on me next year...Section 111

 

[spek]

Fiting end to tha abomination of a game.

 

[steelbtexan]

7 pts in the last 6 qtrs.

 

[Mr teX]

7 pts in the last 6 qtrs.

Were u counting points before these last 2 games? Probably not.

 

[KA4Texan]

7 pts in the last 6 qtrs.

I blame Thorn.

He fought for the right to arm bears.

 

[whodknee]

7-9 Time to head over to the ESPN playoff machine

 

[welsh texan]

Amongst the worst performances in franchise history?

 

[whodknee]

Amongst the worst performances in franchise history?

I knew that

 

[kiwitexansfan]

dang that is pathetic

 

[Decim8]

7 pts in the last 6 qtrs.

Goddamit i knew this was coming lol

 

[welsh texan]

I knew that

Go you

 

[whodknee]

7-9 Time to head over to the ESPN playoff machine

The Texans are Eliminated...

 

[Mr teX]

Amongst the worst performances in franchise history?

nothing tops last year’s playoff KC game.

But yes add this to the list. The only 1’s worse that come to mind after KC playoff game last year is that Seahawks game back in 2005 where Shaun Alexander ran all over us in prime time & Schaub’s record setting pick 6 game back in 2014 against the 49ers.....in prime time.

 

[steelbtexan]

Were u counting points before these last 2 games? Probably not.

I was counting bad games at the beginning of the yr.

The difference today is they weren't playing the Lions/Jags defenses. The Bears actually have a good defense and the results speak for themselves.

 

[steelbtexan]

Goddamit i knew this was coming lol

I knew the offensive performance was coming too.

 

[KA4Texan]

It's like watching a pig in slop.

You sir have weird hobbies....

Not judging, Im sure its far more entertaining and productive than watching the Texans. Today at least

 

[Decim8]

I knew the offensive performance was coming too.

When keke/Hansen are your n.o 1 WR with no running game, that be pretty easy to see. What I didnt expect was trubisky putting up the numbers against our defense......trubisky of all ppl

 

[steelbtexan]

nothing tops last year’s playoff KC game.

But yes add this to the list. The only 1’s worse that come to mind after KC playoff game last year is that Seahawks game back in 2005 where Shaun Alexander ran all over us in prime time & Schaub’s record setting pick 6 game back in 2014 against the 49ers.....in prime time.

There are many to choose from

The butt whipping the Falcons gave them I think it was 42-0.

I was in Miami for the game Mallett missed the flight, I think that was 41-0 at halftime.

 

[steelbtexan]

When keke/Hansen are your n.o 1 WR with no running game, that be pretty easy to see. What I didnt expect was trubisky putting up the numbers against our defense......trubisky of all ppl

I still expect more than 7 pts in 6 freaking qtrs.

 

[maverick512000]

His wife looked like she rather be doing well, anything else.

That ok the Texans did to.

 

[Decim8]

I still expect more than 7 pts in 6 freaking qtrs.

Shows you just how terrible the team is

 

[Mr teX]

I still expect more than 7 pts in 6 freaking qtrs.

You shouldn’t...

 

[maverick512000]

So now can we please pull Watson, Tunsil and JJ out for the season?

 

[KA4Texan]

I still expect more than 7 pts in 6 freaking qtrs.

The bears gave you plenty of scoring today..... yeesh

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Amongst the worst performances in franchise history?

I can think of few games during the OB era alone that were worse.

 

[banned1976]

Rivers McCown (@riversmccown) Tweeted:
Hannah McNair is all of us https://t.co/nNliHJysSe

https://twitter.com/x/status/1338226135314948100

Add your own caption.

 

[PapaL]

Glad I did something at half and forgot about the game. Last 2 pages of this thread have been pretty solid lol

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Well, I see the Texans defense and OL played an amazing game with tons of heart but can someone tell exactly what in the sam-hell Watson did to lose this game today? Watson must be playing for RD3 draft position!!!!!! What single pass play will we be discussing this week to be better understand how the Texans lost this game? Dammit!!!!!!!!

 

[banned1976]

Renamed thread title: “Why is there a Bears Thread?” when one team didn’t even show up for the game?

 

[KA4Texan]

Well, I see the Texans defense and OL played an amazing game with tons of heart but can someone tell exactly what in the sam-hell Watson did to lose this game today? Watson must be playing for RD3 draft position!!!!!! What single pass play will we be discussing this week to be better understand how the Texans lost this game? Dammit!!!!!!!!

To understand this, we must look to the stock market.

It is a bull and bear market. Clearly today, those who sold won big.

 

[thunderkyss]

7 pts in the last 6 qtrs.

Please, please tell me we have as many rushing yards.

 

[thunderkyss]

Well, I see the Texans defense and OL played an amazing game with tons of heart but can someone tell exactly what in the sam-hell Watson did to lose this game today? Watson must be playing for RD3 draft position!!!!!! What single pass play will we be discussing this week to be better understand how the Texans lost this game? Dammit!!!!!!!!

He fumbled the ball twice. Once, he let a fat linebacker rip it from his hands & then on a punt return it looked like a hot potato.