Quarterbacks (2): Brian Hoyer, Ryan Mallett, ???
Tweedle dee and tweedle dumb
Running backs/fullbacks (5): Arian Foster, Alfred Blue, Jonathan Grimes, Chris Polk, Jay Prosch
Foster and the barber shop quartet
Wide receivers (6): DeAndre Hopkins, Nate Washington, Cecil Shorts, Jaelen Strong, Keith Mumphery, Keyshawn Martin
Isn't Martin just an older version of Mumphrey
Tight ends (3): Garrett Graham, C.J. Fiedorowicz, Ryan Griffin
The 3 Stooges
Offensive linemen (9): Duane Brown, Brandon Brooks, Ben Jones, Xavier Su'a-Filo, Derek Newton, Jeff Adams, Chris Clark, Greg Mancz, Kendall Lamm
These last 2 scare me
Defensive tackles (2): Vince Wilfork, Christian Covington
Defensive ends (3): J.J. Watt, Jared Crick, Jeoffrey Pagan
Someone's not getting much rest
Outside linebackers (4): Jadeveon Clowney, Whitney Mercilus, John Simon, Carlos Thompson
Carlos Thompson?!? I didn't even know this guy was in team. How many times did I say 44 made a play who is he? None, because he didn't make any plays. Must be another outstanding closed practice guy or the coaches didn't even know he was on the team to cut him.
Inside linebackers (5): Brian Cushing, Benardrick McKinney, Mike Mohamed, Akeem Dent, Justin Tuggle
Five ILB, finally we are expecting someone to get hurt.
Cornerbacks (6): Johnathan Joseph, Kareem Jackson, Kevin Johnson, A.J. Bouye, Jumal Rolle, Darryl Morris
First 3 good, second 3 what have done for me lately?
Safeties (5): Rahim Moore, Eddie Pleasant, Andre Hal, Quintin Demps, Lonnie Ballentine
Ballentine plays good against guys that are selling cars "this weekend" and he gets a job.
Specialists (3): P Shane Lechler, K Randy Bullock, LS Jonathan Weeks