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10. Vince's intelligence level far surpasses any other QB's. Winning quarterbacks are typically very well-spoken and eloquent. Young brings a lot to the table with his verbal prowess.
9. Young has a prototypical throwing motion.
8. The key to a good quarterback is the ability to abandon the pass and scramble for yardage. Vince's lightning quick speed is unmatched by any defensive player in the world, nay, universe. His entrance into the NFL will require all other teams to revert to the 1910 rules, when the forward pass was unheard of.
7. While at the University of Texas, Young had to make do with a supporting cast that should not even start on a Pop Warner team. His ability to make players such as Cedric Benson, Roy Williams, Nathan Vasher, Derrick Johnson, and Bo Scaife appear to be talented is a trait of its own. In fact, legend has it that Vince Young actually fathered Earl Campbell after travelling to the past in a time machine that he created from his own awesomeness.
6. Speaking of supporting casts, Vince Young accomplished everything with an offensive line that would have allowed a new NCAA record of 400 sacks in a single season, had any other quarterback been at the helm other than Vince Young.
5. Despite being listed at 6'4", Young is actually ten inches taller.
4. Reggie Bush has never had a single "good" game in his entire career.
3. Vince Young does not need to read a defense, for he wrote every single defensive scheme with a magical pen.
2. Young was able to pull a 200/200 in a National Championship game against the same USC team that was fabled to be able to defeat any other national championship team in the last fifteen years. (Save for the 2001 Miami Hurricanes, who were blessed by Vince Young)
1. If the Texans do not draft Vince Young, he will rain fire upon the city of Houston and curse every first born son for the rest of eternity...because he's that good and he will be the best quarterback to ever play. EVER.
9. Young has a prototypical throwing motion.
8. The key to a good quarterback is the ability to abandon the pass and scramble for yardage. Vince's lightning quick speed is unmatched by any defensive player in the world, nay, universe. His entrance into the NFL will require all other teams to revert to the 1910 rules, when the forward pass was unheard of.
7. While at the University of Texas, Young had to make do with a supporting cast that should not even start on a Pop Warner team. His ability to make players such as Cedric Benson, Roy Williams, Nathan Vasher, Derrick Johnson, and Bo Scaife appear to be talented is a trait of its own. In fact, legend has it that Vince Young actually fathered Earl Campbell after travelling to the past in a time machine that he created from his own awesomeness.
6. Speaking of supporting casts, Vince Young accomplished everything with an offensive line that would have allowed a new NCAA record of 400 sacks in a single season, had any other quarterback been at the helm other than Vince Young.
5. Despite being listed at 6'4", Young is actually ten inches taller.
4. Reggie Bush has never had a single "good" game in his entire career.
3. Vince Young does not need to read a defense, for he wrote every single defensive scheme with a magical pen.
2. Young was able to pull a 200/200 in a National Championship game against the same USC team that was fabled to be able to defeat any other national championship team in the last fifteen years. (Save for the 2001 Miami Hurricanes, who were blessed by Vince Young)
1. If the Texans do not draft Vince Young, he will rain fire upon the city of Houston and curse every first born son for the rest of eternity...because he's that good and he will be the best quarterback to ever play. EVER.
"Jordan fades back...'swish'...and that's the game folks!" Jim Carey in Liar Liar
