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stevo3883 said:
in ancient aramaic, Vince Young actually mean "saves bad coaches"
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Webster's Dictionary had the same definition, but Vince Young is more humble than Mother Teresa, so he thought for a minute and it disappeared out of all dictionaries. He knew if you were smart enough to know ancient aramaic, you already realized he saves bad coaches.
 
Reggie Bush? No sir!
Vince Young is our team savior
ELEPHANTS BEWARE!

...can haikus have punctuation? I'm not Norwegian :um:
 
There was a book sometime ago about Vince and some nice lady named Eve.
It took place in some garden as I recall, but I think Vince decided not to publish it...


"Humanity....! I am your Father!" ~ VY
 
Vince Young once beat the best team in the history of college football in the last second after being down 12 points..it was crazy he threw the ball and ran the ball better than anyone else in the biggest game in years

....wait that really happend
 
Jesus walked on water. Moses split the Red Sea. Vince Young did both before he came out of the womb, then he roundhoused Jesus and Moses.
 
(mods feel free to delete, but I had to get this out of the way)

Vince Young's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

Vince Young doesnt sleep.. he waits.

Vince Young spent 10 years in a tiger cage in Vietnam. Not because he was caught by the Vietcong. But because he wanted to spend some time alone with his thoughts.


When Vince Young folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
 
When VY craps, the national debt is paid off...
When he scrambles, rain falls from the heavens in praise of his greatness..
 
You know, I often wondered why Philly Fans booed McNabb when they drafted him. I think I can see it coming from Houston....
 
blockhead83 said:
When Vince Young does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

Vince Young is the first man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

In fine print at the end of the Guinness Book of World Record it states that Vince Young actually holds every world record, and those previously listed are just the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Superman owns a pair of Vince Young pajamas.

Vince Young can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Vince Young killed Bill Brasky with a trident.








You know, I really would want some Vince Young PJs but I am whack that way. If they made some full length flannel PJs that looked like the uni, I would be all over that.
 
blockhead83 said:
When Vince Young does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
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This one is probably my fav so far. I actually laughed out loud when I read it last night. :heh:
 
When 72 virgins die and go to heaven, they are rewarded with Vince Young...

Vince Young created Himself in the image of Himself...

The greatest trick Vince Young ever pulled was convincing us that he didn't exist... he got tired of that trick on May 18, 1983...
 
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Mack Brown was going to Las Vegas and asked Vince Young if there was anyone there that he knew that he wanted him to howdy to. Vince says "Yea if you see Wayne Newton tell him I said howdy. So Mack goes to Vegas and lo and behold runs into Wayne Newton. Mack says " Hey a buddy of mine, Vince Young, said to say howdy." Wayne Newton promptly said " Hey tell Vinny I said hello. Now this puzzled Mack but he brushed it off as a coincedence. The next week Mack's heading to Atlantic City and asks Vince again if there was anyone there that he knew that he would like to say howdy to for him. Vince promptly replied, " Yea, if you see Donald Trump tell him I said howdy." Mack thinks, "Yea right." Off he goes to Atlantic City and runs into Donald Trump. Mack says, "Mr. Trump, a buddy of mine said to say hello." Mr Trump asked him who it was and Mack says, "Vince Young." Mr. Trump says, OH! Vince! He's an old friend from way back. You tell him I said hello as well. Now this really set Mack back. The next week, Mack's heading off to the Vatican. Vince says, "Hey, if you see the Pope, tell him I said howdy. Mack says, "Screw that, you're going with me." So off to the Vatican they go. Once there they got in line to see the Pope and while waiting Vince says, "Man, I got to take a leak. I'll be back in just a second." So Vince ducks into the Vatican building. After a moment or so, trumpets start a blaring and the crowd starts a stirring and out on the balcony steps the Pope with Vince Young standing next to him. Vince looks around to see Mack and noticed he was laying on the ground passed out. Vince tells the Pope, "Hang on, I'll be right back." So Vince runs down and revives Mack and asks him, "Are you all right?" Mack responds, " Yea, I think so." Vince asked him, "What happened, why did you pass out." Mack replied, "Man, when you came out with the Pope that was shock enough, but then an Italian guy in the crowd asked me, "Hey, who's the dude in the pointy hat standing there with Vince.
 
1. VY has counted to infinity. Twice.
2. VY sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled football skills. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Vince juked the devil out of his horns and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
3. Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. VY jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
4. VY discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which VY is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, VY juked him so hard he fell and suffered a spinal injury. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
5. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures VY allows to live.
6. VY does not sleep. He waits.
 
When Vince Young does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

Vince Young is the first man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

In fine print at the end of the Guinness Book of World Record it states that Vince Young actually holds every world record, and those previously listed are just the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Superman owns a pair of Vince Young pajamas.

Vince Young can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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This is the funniest post that I've seen on this website thus far....LMAO.
 
Texan Asylum said:
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Mack Brown was going to Las Vegas and asked Vince Young if there was anyone there that he knew that he wanted him to howdy to. Vince says "Yea if you see Wayne Newton tell him I said howdy. So Mack goes to Vegas and lo and behold runs into Wayne Newton. Mack says " Hey a buddy of mine, Vince Young, said to say howdy." Wayne Newton promptly said " Hey tell Vinny I said hello. Now this puzzled Mack but he brushed it off as a coincedence. The next week Mack's heading to Atlantic City and asks Vince again if there was anyone there that he knew that he would like to say howdy to for him. Vince promptly replied, " Yea, if you see Donald Trump tell him I said howdy." Mack thinks, "Yea right." Off he goes to Atlantic City and runs into Donald Trump. Mack says, "Mr. Trump, a buddy of mine said to say hello." Mr Trump asked him who it was and Mack says, "Vince Young." Mr. Trump says, OH! Vince! He's an old friend from way back. You tell him I said hello as well. Now this really set Mack back. The next week, Mack's heading off to the Vatican. Vince says, "Hey, if you see the Pope, tell him I said howdy. Mack says, "Screw that, you're going with me." So off to the Vatican they go. Once there they got in line to see the Pope and while waiting Vince says, "Man, I got to take a leak. I'll be back in just a second." So Vince ducks into the Vatican building. After a moment or so, trumpets start a blaring and the crowd starts a stirring and out on the balcony steps the Pope with Vince Young standing next to him. Vince looks around to see Mack and noticed he was laying on the ground passed out. Vince tells the Pope, "Hang on, I'll be right back." So Vince runs down and revives Mack and asks him, "Are you all right?" Mack responds, " Yea, I think so." Vince asked him, "What happened, why did you pass out." Mack replied, "Man, when you came out with the Pope that was shock enough, but then an Italian guy in the crowd asked me, "Hey, who's the dude in the pointy hat standing there with Vince.
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An old school favorite... my dad told me that one about 20 years ago, but Vince's name was R.B. back then....

Thanks for ressurecting it, Asylum.
 
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for VY.

VY can touch MC Hammer.

As a teen VY had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to VY and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

The sun doesn't actually rise or set. VY simply claps twice.

Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no VY tendon. You do the math.
 
I saw Vince Young smack Matt Leinhart in the face with a steak!

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*Note* This was posted by TexanAlmighty about a week ago...
 
The entire time I was watching the Rose Bowl i had this ringing in my ears that sounded like that sound that they used when Steve Austin kicked in his bionics.
 
Little known fact, but the scar on Vince Young's stomache is from him ripping out Chuck Norris. After ripping him out, Vince then proceeded to eat him again. To this day, Norris is still in his stomache.
 
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