the Official Half Assed Texans @ Colts Gameday Thread

[PapaL]

Found our next kicker!

 

[Texans55HaveFuN]

What about Leinart?

lol oh yeah forgot about him but didn't he get hurt so we didn't see him play at all ? xD he played like what 2 - 3 qts?

 

[powda]

Not a safety?

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Mumphry....lol

 

[Bulls on Parade]

Benardrick McKinney is special.
A lot of ups and downs, mostly downs, as a rookie.
But in year two or three I expect him to become a pro bowler.

 

[PapaL]

BMc with Sack!

 

[gwallaia]

Ok, Texans can we take advantage of this field position?

 

[nut]

i hope obrien doesnt try a fg on 1st down

 

[PapaL]

Ok offense. 31 yards from a touchdown.

 

[Bulls on Parade]

Brandon Weeden has guts!
That's a big time run right there.

 

[PapaL]

Random thought - haven't noticed Newton today. That's an improvement.

 

[Uncle Rico]

Props to Weeden for not balling up fetal position at the slightest pressure. Nice play.

 

[Wolf6151]

Bob McNair, Rick Smith, and Bill O'Brien are making it very hard to be a Texans fan.

 

[RTP2110]

Blatant hands to Weeden's face not called on the scramble.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Fedo can't catch then this

 

[nut]

why do our TE's commit so many stupid penalties?

 

[Uncle Rico]

Fido cant create separation from a 34 year old DE. Fido cant block. Why is Fido on team?

 

[Bulls on Parade]

Throw the playbook away.

Just let Weeden lob one up to Hopkins in the end zone.
Easy pitch and catch like you do at the playground as a kid.

These Mickey Mouse plays we're calling aren't working.

 

[PapaL]

We must have the worst TEs in the league.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

What kind of play calling???

 

[disaacks3]

Great play call on 2nd and forever.


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[powda]

Random thought - haven't noticed Newton today. That's an improvement.

Watch him. Mathis is kickin his azz

 

[disaacks3]

Flag on the Texans, I'm shocked.


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[RTP2110]

I hate our tight ends

 

[Uncle Rico]

LOL I swear the TE's on this team are worthless.

 

[nut]

another dumbass TE penalty

 

[CretorFrigg]

We need to cut all of our TEs.

 

[cdollaz]

As I said last week, as bad as our QBs are, our TEs are considerably worse.

 

[CretorFrigg]

And...there's our patented 3rd and long draw play.

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Good job. Good effort.

 

[powda]

We need to cut all of our TEs.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

 

[gwallaia]

Our tight ends are Canadian Football quality.

 

[Bulls on Parade]

What kind of play calling???

Seems like O'Brien was playing for a field goal the entire time on that drive. The problem is Novak has already missed one totay. They aren't automatic.

Thankfully he made that one from 47 yards.

Sigh of relief. Only down 10-6.

 

[nut]

like magic. we turn a td into a FG

 

[Uncle Rico]

HaHa ... "in this incredible matchup in the AFC South"

 

[texan279]

Our tight ends are Canadian Football quality.

Don't insult the CFL like that...

 

[EVOLVIST]

This is why we keep Tight Ends. If ever we feel the need to get penalized or a pass dropped, we call on these guys.

 

[PapaL]

Defense and special teams gives the offense the ball on the 31. Offense ends up advancing the ball to the 29.

Yeah...

 

[BigBull]

Yea lets just run it on 3rd and forever. Then settle for a fg.


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[Bulls on Parade]

LOL I swear the TE's on this team are worthless.

I see many good tight ends watching the college bowl games this Holiday season. We can draft anybody and they'd instantly become a huge upgrade for us at that position.

 

[nut]

that 3rd down play was drawn up by a eunuch

 

[Big Lou]

like magic. we turn a td into a FG

Please that hold called on Griffin is almost every down for Watt.

 

[disaacks3]

Hard to score that TD when you spend the drive moving backwards. I'm sure glad the other team never holds.


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[texan279]

Random thought - haven't noticed Newton today. That's an improvement.

If I remember correctly he's allowed 2 sacks today one of which resulted on a fumble...

 

[PapaL]

Our tight ends are Canadian Football quality.

Whoa whoa whoa, my girl is Canadian. They have some QUALITY tight ends up north.

 

[dream_team]

We need to cut all of our TEs.

In his defense, that was a ticky tack call.

 

[PapaL]

If I remember correctly he's allowed 2 sacks today one of which resulted on a fumble...

Maybe I'm use to him sucking and those haven't stood out hahaha.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Pathetic

 

[nut]

why havent we hit Hasselback legally in the upper body area yet?

 

[amazing80]

Man these tight ends need to be cut this week. They are so frickin terrible.