The Official Half Assed Jackuars @ Texans Clinch the Division Gameday Thread

[santo]

Well at least the defense scored a touchdown.

 

[OzzO]

Bortles got Schaubed by KJax

 

[BigBull]

KJax with the pick 6

 

[Austrian]

Well that's ballgame

 

[BetaV1]

See ya'll next week!

 

[ziggy29]

FINAL -- Saints 20, Falcons 17. We are the AFC South champs! Now lets FINISH this one!

 

[dream_team]

Now all starters sit!

 

[ATXtexanfan]

Saints game cements division for texans

 

[ziggy29]

Now all starters sit!

Amen. We've already clinched with a Falcons loss and this one is all but in the books.

 

[thunderkyss]

Hopefully dumbasses will stop talking about how far behind Jacksonville we are.

 

[OzzO]

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Hopefully dumbasses will stop talking about how far behind Jacksonville we are.

Who says that?

The jags suck.

 

[pirbroke]

Ok so who do we play next week?

 

[htowntexans1985]

I hope it's the Chiefs and not the steelers.

 

[ziggy29]

Now playing: Garbage time!

 

[htowntexans1985]

Will the colts have a 2015 afc south division runner up banner hung?

 

[EllisUnit]

Now playing: Garbage time!

My fan duel account does not appreciate this garbage time. They have 27 FP right now...

 

[ziggy29]

Will the colts have a 2015 afc south division runner up banner hung?

Oh, that is precious. Love it!

 

[JCTexan]

Ok so who do we play next week?

The #5 seed. Right now it would be the Chiefs, but it could still end up being Pitt, NYJ or Denver depending on other results..

 

[b0ng]

If anybody ever tries to convince you that Blake Bortles isn't a shitty QB, YOU TELL THEM THE TRUTH. THAT HE IS, IN FACT, ****

 

[thunderkyss]

Think blue just passed a 100, you are watching Texans right? Lol

& I'm shocked.

I knew he was getting close, which was why I posted.

 

[ziggy29]

Meanwhile, Fitz throws ANOTHER pick as the Jets again tried to rally for a go-ahead TD.

 

[chenjy9]

Poor Bortles looks like he is developing Carr Syndrome. Just seems super jumpy back there.

 

[pirbroke]

The #5 seed. Right now it would be the Chiefs, but it could still end up being Pitt, NYJ or Denver depending on other results..

Dang still a lot of choices, thanks

 

[CretorFrigg]

On that 4th down pass, Bortles was definitely past the line of scrimmage.

 

[Austrian]

On that 4th down pass, Bortles was definitely past the line of scrimmage.

Saw that too

 

[chenjy9]

Wait, is that actually a sack for Watt?

 

[OzzO]

Charles James II ‏@CJDeuce_
Broken foot was well worth it! AFC South Champs baby! #Playoffs #DivisonChamps

 

[ziggy29]

Shows how much Belichick cares about home field: Garoppalo is in the game on the two-minute offense. He fizzled, Dolphins have the ball and almost certainly the win. I don't care for Denver but I would love for the Evil Empire Pats to play a playoff game on the road....

 

[pirbroke]

I think we had 8 sacks, wow

 

[ziggy29]

Final in Buffalo: Bills 22, Jets 17 as Fitzpatrick throws two late interceptions derailing promising drives. Pittsburgh looks to be in as they are easily beating Cleveland, which usually isn't hard to do. Jets? Bye-bye!

 

[JCTexan]

Shows how much Belichick cares about home field: Garoppalo is in the game on the two-minute offense. He fizzled, Dolphins have the ball and almost certainly the win. I don't care for Denver but I would love for the Evil Empire Pats to play a playoff game on the road....

I wouldn't. That would mean the Texans aren't in the AFC Championship game. I would rather the Texans go into Foxbourgh and beat the Patriots.

 

[mussop]

Lol look at Hoyer walking around after th game looking for anyone to Recognize him.

 

[MistaRed]

Champs!

 

[PapaL]

Been sick since yesterday but I watched...half assed thread wins again!!!

 

[Nickass]

YES YES YES

 

[ziggy29]

I wouldn't. That would mean the Texans aren't in the AFC Championship game. I would rather the Texans go into Foxbourgh and beat the Patriots.

Well, OK, point taken -- the exception that proves the rule....

 

[mussop]

I wouldn't. That would mean the Texans aren't in the AFC Championship game. I would rather the Texans go into Foxbourgh and beat the Patriots.

You're delusional.

 

[Thorn]

Considering all that has happened this year, I'm glad the Texans get a playoff game out of this.

 

[Mr teX]

Final in Buffalo: Bills 22, Jets 17 as Fitzpatrick throws two late interceptions derailing promising drives. Pittsburgh looks to be in as they are easily beating Cleveland, which usually isn't hard to do. Jets? Bye-bye!

Yeah, but Fitz is soooooo much better than Hoyer according to some here looking only at stat boxes.

 

[Nitrofish]

Congrats Texans win their 3rd Division Title in 5 years! What a finish since the break.

 

[Brownsfan]

Great win by the Texans. Congratulations to the Texans team and fans.

 

[PapaL]

Yeah, but Fitz is soooooo much better than Hoyer according to some here looking only at stat boxes.

And Bortles is the second coming according to others.

 

[OzzO]

Just for grins….for Indy to have made it…

JAC 6 beat HOU 30
IND 30 beat TEN 24

MIA 20 beat NE 10
DEN beat SD (3 pm)
ATL 17 beat NO 20
BAL 16 beat CIN 24
BUF 22 beat NYJ 17
OAK beat KC (3 pm)
PIT 28 beat CLE 12

… but they can now suck with Luck

Adam Wexler ‏@awexler
AFC playoff teams: NE, DEN, CIN, HOU, KC, PIT.
#Texans vs: DEN - if DEN loss & KC win OR
vs KC - if DEN win/tie or KC loss/tie (Fixed)

Brian T. Smith ‏@ChronBrianSmith
First time Texans, Astros, Rockets have made playoffs in same calendar year. First time for Houston's Big Three since 1980.

 

[PapaL]

Considering all that has happened this year, I'm glad the Texans get a playoff game out of this.

From the wheels flying off to division champions. Not bad at all...

 

[b0ng]

If anybody ever tries to convince you that Blake Bortles isn't a shitty QB, YOU TELL THEM THE TRUTH. THAT HE IS, IN FACT, ****

 

[chenjy9]

The cruel irony of AJ80's decision; not only did he still lose in the Texans Indy at Indy matchup, he misses the playoffs to the same team he turned his back on after stabbing it in the back.

 

[PapaL]

Just for grins….for Indy to have made it…

JAC 6 beat HOU 30
IND 30 beat TEN 24

MIA 20 beat NE 10
DEN beat SD (3 pm)
ATL 17 beat NO 20
BAL 16 beat CIN 24
BUF 22 beat NYJ 17
OAK beat KC (3 pm)
PIT 28 beat CLE 12

… but they can now suck with Luck

Adam Wexler ‏@awexler
AFC playoff teams: NE, DEN, CIN, HOU, KC, PIT.
#Texans vs: DEN - if DEN loss & KC win OR
vs KC - if DEN win/tie or KC loss/tie (Fixed)

I think I'd rather play Denver. Chiefs excel at the short quick passes that we have no answer for. Denver has a top notch defense but I think their offense is suspect. Plus Kubes and Wade coming back to Houston? That's story book stuff.

 

[OzzO]

Titans secure 1st pick....

Get Titans on the phone, Clowney for Mariota and they can start with a new QB

 

[PapaL]

Did we just break the Hard Knocke curse?

 

[thunderkyss]

Yeah, but Fitz is soooooo much better than Hoyer according to some here looking only at stat boxes.

Did we cross mid-field in the second half?