The Official Half Assed Chiefs @ Texans Wildcard Playoffs Gameday Thread

[mussop]

I don't ever EVER want to see Hoyer or Washington in a texans jersey again.

You can take TE's too.

 

[OzzO]

Jayson Braddock ‏@JaysonBraddock
Brian Hoyer has 10 completions, 3 interceptions, a lost fumble and 3.5 yards per attempt

 

[Brandon420tx]

Well, in case it wasn't obvious it shows that the three greatest needs on this team are QB, QB and QB.

My thoughts exactly, well more like QB, Offense, Offense QB

And next year the D will be good and hoyer will be week 1 starter

I hope not

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

game over. I am done with this franchise. loved texans since year 0 when I couldn't even speak english moving from south korea. I watched texans ruin Carr. ruin Andre Johnson's great years. pick terrible coaches. sticking with smith for year and year out. I just don't want to be fan of this **** team anymore. good luck texans fan hope you guys get great qb and win, but I can't take anymore with this **** franchise. I rather have no favorite team than watch this **** franchise ruin JJ's career.

I completely understand.

I've already become less of a diehard myself.

I have a little bit of fandom left but it's getting very close to empty.

 

[toronto]

Man sorry you guys are getting this today. Not cool at all.

 

[nut]

obriens got the hoyer look on the sideline now. why did he give up already? and that 92 is slower than ****

 

[Ghostform]

I just cannot believe BOB is still trotting this sack of **** out there after everything he has witnessed... this is unbelievable.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Why in God's name would they have him doing it then?

Lack of wisdom?

Tania Ganguli ‏@taniaganguli
J.J. Watt is arguing with the Texans head trainer and team doctor. Looks like he's trying to get back into the game. #Texans

There is evidently no end to this stupidity

 

[chicagotexan2]

game over. I am done with this franchise. loved texans since year 0 when I couldn't even speak english moving from south korea. I watched texans ruin Carr. ruin Andre Johnson's great years. pick terrible coaches. sticking with smith for year and year out. I just don't want to be fan of this **** team anymore. good luck texans fan hope you guys get great qb and win, but I can't take anymore with this **** franchise. I rather have no favorite team than watch this **** franchise ruin JJ's career.

There is no team that has always been good. I believe eventually they'll get it rightand even if they don't it's my hometown team and that's the only team I'll hitch my fandom to. Good luck finding a team
That makes you happy.

I'm dancing with the one that brought me.

 

[ziggy29]

I just cannot believe BOB is still trotting this sack of **** out there after everything he has witnessed... this is unbelievable.

Loyalty is a positive trait.

Blind loyalty is a hindrance.

 

[gafftop]

The Texans braintrust is so stupid I think they need to see more of Hoyer. I bet BOB still thinks he is great. BOB really has no clue about what makes a QB. Give him Brady and he does OK. Ask him to find a capable QB and he comes back with Ryan "joker smoker midnight toker" Mallet and great guy hard worker can't function under pressure and unable to throw a deep ball Hoyer. Oh but wait we do have Tom hasn't hardly played in the last five years journeyman "college qb" statue hand picked by QB guru BOB waiting in the wings.

 

[EllisUnit]

Do we not cover their only offensive weapon.

 

[powda]

Hello 2016

 

[HTown2ATX]

I'm drunk. Lots of Irish Whiskey and Shiner but this only amplifies my statement I'm about to make, not manufacture it. Rick Smith sucks, Hoyer sucks, our OC however you spell his dumbass name, sucks. The Texans are SOLELY in the playoffs thanks to being the least shitty team in a very shitty division. This is NOT a good team! Good defense - Yes. Good TEAM - NO. Want to doubt my fan hood, suck it, ask anyone that knows me. If you're a sunshine pumper YOU are the one that I doubt your fanhood. This is a ******* de-pantsing EMBARRASSMENT!! I'm pissed and tired of the mantle of mediocrity that this team represents.

I'm going to mute my TV, jam some death/black metal and enjoy my alcohol. Not going to have a stroke over this bullshit. Probably time for some video games. HTown for life but the Texans suck ass/end.

 

[ziggy29]

And yeah, this team has given up ANY hope of winning once JJ went out. They are probably on the sidelines calling for tee times now.

 

[Hervoyel]

JJo just went full-***** on that play.

 

[mussop]

Cushing should of planted smith on that sideline run and taken the penalty.

 

[powda]

Cheap flag

 

[mussop]

Long with the flop.

 

[Big Lou]

They seriously ******* called crick for that????

 

[MEGA SWATT]

I'm drunk. Lots of Irish Whiskey and Shiner but this only amplifies my statement I'm about to make, not manufacture it. Rick Smith sucks, Hoyer sucks, our OC however you spell his dumbass name, sucks. The Texans are SOLELY in the playoffs thanks to being the least shitty team in a very shitty division. This is NOT a good team! Good defense - Yes. Good TEAM - NO. Want to doubt my fan hood, suck it, ask anyone that knows me. If you're a sunshine pumper YOU are the one that I doubt your fanhood. This is a ******* de-pantsing EMBARRASSMENT!! I'm pissed and tired of the mantle of mediocrity that this team represents.

I'm going to mute my TV, jam some death/black metal and enjoy my alcohol. Not going to have a stroke over this bullshit. Probably time for some video games. HTown for life but the Texans suck ass/end.

As long as the McNairs own the team this what you're gonna get

 

[Brandon420tx]

So games off now, please say if anything good happens in the gameday thread.

 

[EllisUnit]

So we put Weeden in when the game is lost woohoo OB u ******* idiot.

 

[Big Lou]

these refs are little punk ass bitches.

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Oh....now you put Weeden in???

He better hope to Buddha that Weeden stinks.

 

[MEGA SWATT]

I'm drunk. Lots of Irish Whiskey and Shiner but this only amplifies my statement I'm about to make, not manufacture it. Rick Smith sucks, Hoyer sucks, our OC however you spell his dumbass name, sucks. The Texans are SOLELY in the playoffs thanks to being the least shitty team in a very shitty division. This is NOT a good team! Good defense - Yes. Good TEAM - NO. Want to doubt my fan hood, suck it, ask anyone that knows me. If you're a sunshine pumper YOU are the one that I doubt your fanhood. This is a ******* de-pantsing EMBARRASSMENT!! I'm pissed and tired of the mantle of mediocrity that this team represents.

I'm going to mute my TV, jam some death/black metal and enjoy my alcohol. Not going to have a stroke over this bullshit. Probably time for some video games. HTown for life but the Texans suck ass/end.

As long as the McNairs own the team this what you're gonna get

 

[burro]

OB switching to Weeden now that it's hopeless. OB has no balls

 

[amazing80]

About to be down 4 scores in the 4th quarter and NOW he wants to go with Weeden? **** you BoB

 

[OzzO]

Seth Payne ‏@PayneNFL
I bet Kelce is pissed he's not wearing his FitBit.

 

[Big Lou]

So we put Weeden in when the game is lost woohoo OB u ******* idiot.

OB knows the games over doesn't want to risk a concussion he has big plans for him next year.

 

[DBCooper]

game over. I am done with this franchise. loved texans since year 0 when I couldn't even speak english moving from south korea. I watched texans ruin Carr. ruin Andre Johnson's great years. pick terrible coaches. sticking with smith for year and year out. I just don't want to be fan of this **** team anymore. good luck texans fan hope you guys get great qb and win, but I can't take anymore with this **** franchise. I rather have no favorite team than watch this **** franchise ruin JJ's career.

Wah

 

[TexansFight]

Biggest waste of time of a season. Ridiculous that Hoyerrible wasn't pulled for Weeden.

 

[gafftop]

Oh and by the way BOB do you see what a QB that can run does. Hope you are watching the game.

 

[Lucky]

After Hoyer shiites the bed, O'Brien lets Weeden play the 4th. Too freakin' late, Billy.

 

[amazing80]

Oh and by the way BOB do you see what a QB that can run does. Hope you are watching the game.

Don't tell him that because the next Browns QB to become available can run.....we better not get him.

 

[Hervoyel]

I'll revisit tomorrow. This is over and for the rest of the playoffs I'm going to go Steeler fan. Bill really fucked this up. Hoyer to Houston was a complete disaster. He brought that sorry **** to town and destroyed just about everything he had built lt the year before. Bill did this and Bill should pay for it.

 

[Big Lou]

Seroiuosly still pissed about that chicken sh-t call against crick.

 

[FirstTexansFan]

game over. I am done with this franchise. loved texans since year 0 when I couldn't even speak english moving from south korea. I watched texans ruin Carr. ruin Andre Johnson's great years. pick terrible coaches. sticking with smith for year and year out. I just don't want to be fan of this **** team anymore. good luck texans fan hope you guys get great qb and win, but I can't take anymore with this **** franchise. I rather have no favorite team than watch this **** franchise ruin JJ's career.

Some may disagree, but I understand

 

[ziggy29]

Nice tackling.

 

[powda]

Defense gave up. It's over.

 

[ROO]

Too late to put in Weeden. Need to leave Hoyer in and let him wallow in his misery.

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

I think I want OB fired....

 

[ziggy29]

Still pissed about drafting Clowney instead of a QB. Hated it then, hate it more now.

 

[Home team fan]

F'it throw off the helmets and fight. Maybe we can win that

 

[Sisco96]

You know it's bad when all ESPN announcers are laughing saying you are terrible. What a joke!

 

[Hervoyel]

Oh....now you put Weeden in???

He better hope to Buddha that Weeden stinks.

No worries. We're far enough behind now.

 

[MEGA SWATT]

Epic comeback starts Right now....

 

[ATXtexanfan]

OB is KCs *****

 

[JCTexan]

Now we're going to go with Weeden. Down 4 TD's... Little too late making this decision, OB.

 

[amazing80]

BoB deserves to be fired. It is clear that he allows his bias to alter this teams ability to win.