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Texans vs Ravens Gameday Thread

So ****ing what...


I've seen this story before, it's the same story we've seen for 4 damn years


This team is so freaking soft on both sides of the ball. :Kubepalm: They have always been a soft team under coach Strawberry Shortbus.


Then go drink yourself to oblivion. Have fun man. Bring some beer for the rest of us, yeah?
 
Have been watching the whole game, but just now posting.

Let me see here....

(1) Slow start on offense? Check.

(2) Underthrown ball to AJ? Check.

(3) Opponent converts 3rd and 14, getting through three tacklers? Check.

(4) Goofy LB zone where about three guys just stand in one place and watch a RB run around them? Check.

(5) Opponent scores a TD and puts us in an early hole? Check.

(6) Texans continue to start slowly in first quarter? Check.

I hope this is Gary Kubiak's last MNF game as our HC.

This is freaking pathetic.
 
So ****ing what...


I've seen this story before, it's the same story we've seen for 4 damn years


This team is so freaking soft on both sides of the ball. :Kubepalm: They have always been a soft team under coach Strawberry Shortbus.

Boy do you live at the liquor store or what??
Only 6 minutes and your back! Maybe we should get you to play in our secondary...at least you won't get beat all night long.
 
Lol. 3rd and 14....hahahahahahahahahahaha

:kubepalm: to the max!

no carebear sightings so far.

effing bullshit so far. love how on that one drive it was all about passing....hardly any Arian. INDY MNF all over again.

......i think i heard a toilet flush.
 
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Have been watching the whole game, but just now posting.

Let me see here....

(1) Slow start on offense? Check.

(2) Underthrown ball to AJ? Check.

(3) Opponent converts 3rd and 14, getting through three tacklers? Check.

(4) Goofy LB zone where about three guys just stand in one place and watch a RB run around them? Check.

(5) Opponent scores a TD and puts us in an early hole? Check.

(6) Texans continue to start slowly in first quarter? Check.

I hope this is Gary Kubiak's last MNF game as our HC.

This is freaking pathetic.

Shitty kickoff return? Check.
 
Have been watching the whole game, but just now posting.

Let me see here....

(1) Slow start on offense? Check.

(2) Underthrown ball to AJ? Check.
(3) Opponent converts 3rd and 14, getting through three tacklers? Check.

(4) Goofy LB zone where about three guys just stand in one place and watch a RB run around them? Check.

(5) Opponent scores a TD and puts us in an early hole? Check.

(6) Texans continue to start slowly in first quarter? Check.

I hope this is Gary Kubiak's last MNF game as our HC.

This is freaking pathetic.

The bolded times a million. Effing poof lion for that throw :lion:
 
Have been watching the whole game, but just now posting.

Let me see here....

(1) Slow start on offense? Check.

(2) Underthrown ball to AJ? Check.

(3) Opponent converts 3rd and 14, getting through three tacklers? Check.

(4) Goofy LB zone where about three guys just stand in one place and watch a RB run around them? Check.

(5) Opponent scores a TD and puts us in an early hole? Check.

(6) Texans continue to start slowly in first quarter? Check.

I hope this is Gary Kubiak's last MNF game as our HC.

This is freaking pathetic.

Now you have
(7) short a$$ kick off return? Check
 
Have been watching the whole game, but just now posting.

Let me see here....

(1) Slow start on offense? Check.

(2) Underthrown ball to AJ? Check.

(3) Opponent converts 3rd and 14, getting through three tacklers? Check.

(4) Goofy LB zone where about three guys just stand in one place and watch a RB run around them? Check.

(5) Opponent scores a TD and puts us in an early hole? Check.

(6) Texans continue to start slowly in first quarter? Check.

I hope this is Gary Kubiak's last MNF game as our HC.

This is freaking pathetic.

(7) Slaton does absolutely nothing with a kickoff? Check.

(8) When we finally get the ball to a receiver, does he drop it? Check.
 
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