Texans vs Ravens Gameday Thread

[HTown2ATX]

another 3 and out....yay......

gonna heat up some brisket and a potatoe here in a minute....if the beginning of the 3rd is this shitty, anyone that has XBL and plays Split/Second is welcome to add me as a friend and play online with me...I'm about to check out.....

XBL name = H TOWN BALLA 80

 

[Carr Bombed]

Why does everything have to be a ****ing homerun?


What are the odds that Jacoby is going to haul in a 45 yard pass?

He can't even catch a 10 yard pass.

 

[Jottoz]

Wow Kubiak "coaching" his Offense up on the sidelines.

 

[GP]

TV camera showing Kubiak addressing Schaub and the offense. They all look super-pissed at each other.

Kubiak sensing that this is getting away from him.

 

[DocBar]

Cowher or Chucky?

 

[ChrisG]

Why does everything have to be a ****ing homerun?


What are the odds that Jacoby is going to haul in a 45 yards pass?

He can't even catch a 10 yard pass.

Ik lol. He couldn't catch a ball if u glued it on him

 

[Hervoyel]

Dennison is Kubiak's guy.......he wanted to take Dennison with him when he left Denver.

He wanted Frank Bush too. So far we've seen Bush actually make Richard Smith's defense look worse (didn't think that was possible) and now Dennison has the Texans offense rattling around in the bottom of the bowl. We have a running back and game but seem to have traded everything else to get it.

It's a pity Gary couldn't have assembled his coordinator "Dream Team" sooner. He'd be gone by now.

 

[TheMatrix31]

I can't believe the defense is playing (much) better than the offense.

 

[Jottoz]

That is a defensive 3 and out boys

Sweeeeeeeeeet

 

[T3x4NSBULL]

man i wished we play the patriots for the last game of the season cuz they would put 60 points against this defense and they run up the score:kubepalm:

 

[HTown2ATX]

OK, just gotta hold them to a FG and we're still in this.

*shake weight motion*

LMFAO!!!!!! rep to you if it will let me sir. I assume I was the 1st to use the *shake weight motion* thing, but either way...hilarious!!!!

 

[Texas T]

Wow Kubiak "coaching" his Offense up on the sidelines.

Is that what this is called??

 

[ChrisG]

So that's what a punt looks like

 

[axman40]

Schaub eyes a bulging ready to sling it now!

 

[Hervoyel]

TV camera showing Kubiak addressing Schaub and the offense. They all look super-pissed at each other.

Kubiak sensing that this is getting away from him.

In classic Kubiak fashion he's "sensing" this a few weeks late to say the least.

 

[DexmanC]

Commence with your drinking. Drink a lot for all of us. I don't feel like getting up to get anything. Have a few for me.

Why ya'll sad? This should be expected. Dennison's passing routes
seem photocopied from the Andy Reed playbook, but he doesn't
have receiver that can run 15 yards behind the line of scrimmage,
and gun it up the field 70 yards.

We REALLY miss Lil Shanny.

 

[Pantherstang84]

Cowher or Chucky?

Chucky

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Why does every team seem to get good field position and we like our own EZ?

 

[ChrisG]

Ravens d dont miss tackles

 

[GP]

another 3 and out....yay......

gonna heat up some brisket and a potatoe here in a minute....if the beginning of the 3rd is this shitty, anyone that has XBL and plays Split/Second is welcome to add me as a friend and play online with me...I'm about to check out.....

XBL name = H TOWN BALLA 80

Well, I'm about to play XBL "Battlefield 1943" it's what I do when this crap ends up happening. Then I pause my game and flip to the TV input to see how much more we're down to our opponent.

At least I get to do something fun, something that I CAN CONTROL and SUCCEED at. Rather than sit here as a hostage to Kubiak's dumb ass.

 

[TheMatrix31]

Why does every team seem to get good field position and we like our own EZ?

And that is the biggest problem this year.

 

[ChrisG]

Kubes not even watching the play

 

[TheIronDuke]

Oh God, Carr comes back to kill us again.

 

[axman40]

OD tips for the int

 

[Texas T]

There's the interception...

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Has AJ been thrown to more than once?

 

[TheMatrix31]

Lewis pulled his arm back. Shouldn't have been thrown anyway.

 

[ChrisG]

Has AJ been thrown to more than once?

Nope

 

[Pantherstang84]

It just keeps getting better. Has the team quit on the coach? I'm starting to get a Dallas kind of feeling. Kubes to Denver?

 

[Hervoyel]

And that's the first half cherry on top right there.

 

[HTown2ATX]

Shake weight motion at this team and coach..

 

[PhilpW]

21 nothing coming up, then we can put up some stats.

 

[TheIronDuke]

Kubes certainly isn't winning the crowd.

 

[Rey]

The Texans suck.

 

[T3x4NSBULL]

21 to 0 **** yea. **** kubiak. FML

 

[mariowillshine15]

It just keeps getting better. Has the team quit on the coach? I'm starting to get a Dallas kind of feeling. Kubes to Denver?

Kubes to a dumpster?

The trashes stink is overwhelming.

 

[Carr Bombed]

Kubiak is getting exposed for the fraud he is as a head coach.

Same stupid **** year after year.......nobody beats themselves more than the Houston Texans.

 

[Mr teX]

Where's the "it ends today" thread? We're seeing it unravel for the ol' boy. McNair open up your suite window so you can here the boo birds. Next you need to smack Smith sitting next to you & come down to sideline & get your downsize on!!

 

[PhilpW]

Has AJ been thrown to more than once?

You mean under-thrown to?

 

[Mr. Texan]

 

[Blake]

Has AJ been thrown to more than once?

Nope

Incorrect. He was targeted twice in the first series.

 

[Texas T]

Has AJ been thrown to more than once?

It was twice-both in the first quarter.
I think they are just getting the Ravens in a false sense of security.
They did the same thing last week and in the second half AJ got 149 yds...

 

[GP]

(10) Freaky Schaub interception that we knew would happen? Check.

Please God, let the Ravens score a quick TD.

Then have Slaton fumble and lose the ball on the kickoff. And another Ravens TD after that.

And then may the crowd chant COWHER! COWHER! COWHER!

The guys from the board, who are at the game, need to run around and have the fans start chanting COWHER! COWHER! COWHER!

It's the only beneficial thing we can get out of this MNF game: To have the commentators pick it up and REPEAT it on national TV. Then, it will be on the sports shows when they talk about the game tomorrow.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

It just keeps getting better. Has the team quit on the coach? I'm starting to get a Dallas kind of feeling. Kubes to Denver?

Me to bathroom. Must relieve myself of all this S**T.

 

[texanchris]

schaubs usually good for 1 stupid interception each game. at least we got it over with in the first half...

 

[rmartin65]

I get all pumped to watch the Texans, I rarely get the chance due to my location (Ohio). Then this **** happens. How do you guys do it every week? Its like getting kicked in the nads on every other play.

And spare me the "true" fan spiel.

 

[80tothezone]

act like if u win the game ur gonna get candy!!!!

Texanmike jr..

 

[gafftop]

I don't think the Texans's come back to make it close because they are going to quit tonight. They are done. Cushing looks SCARED.

 

[Pantherstang84]

Where's the "it ends today" thread? We're seeing it unravel for the ol' boy. McNair open up your suite window so you can here the boo birds. Next you need to smack Smith sitting next to you & come down to sideline & get your downsize on!!

He needs to go to his office and start signing severance checks.

 

[Carr Bombed]

Where's the "it ends today" thread? We're seeing it unravel for the ol' boy. McNair open up your suite window so you can here the boo birds. Next you need to smack Smith sitting next to you & come down to sideline & get your downsize on!!

I want to hear a "Fire Kubiak!" chant.