Texans Promote Greg Grissom to Team President.

[powerfuldragon]

Texans promote Greg Grissom to team president

He has operated as a key lieutenant for the AFC South franchise since the Texans'...

www.houstonchronicle.com

Apparently he was Senior VP of Corporate Development. Cool surname I guess.

 

[KA4Texan]

Hopefully this is a better promotion than their last string of seasonal promotions.

 

[Double Barrel]

He's not legit until SI does an article about him.

 

[Speedy]

Seriously?? Greg Grissom?? Un-freaking-believable!!! Has he written a book saying how the fans are basically just sheep and will pay them anything they want? I don't think so. You've got to be kidding me with Greg Grissom BS.

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[DocBar]

Hopefully any explosives used during Liberty white games will be disarmed if he's in the building.

 

[Earl34]

Remember the good old days when the only interest we had in Texans' management (e.g., VP of football Ops, PR, team president) was when we were wondering if McNair would replace Rick Smith by moving him into one of those roles and hire a new GM? Now we know the names of the VP of Public Relations, Football Ops, team presidents and even the Grand Poobah.

 

[Hookem Horns]

He's not legit until SI does an article about him.

Love that avatar.

 

[thunderkyss]

If he reduces the price of beer & find some way to serve/sell beer in the 4th Qtr, I’ll be a fan.

If not.... I’d have preferred Jack

 

[Double Barrel]

Love that avatar.

Me, too. Houston pro football has never been funner than Luv Ya Blue.

I've read that heroine junkies are always chasing that first high. I'm wondering if that's similar to being an old-school fan of Houston football, always hoping/waiting for a return of the vibe we lived in the late '70's.

 

[SeriousShizzle]

Greg Grissom!!!!!!!!!! yes my dream came true

 

[Hookem Horns]

Me, too. Houston pro football has never been funner than Luv Ya Blue.

I've read that heroine junkies are always chasing that first high. I'm wondering if that's similar to being an old-school fan of Houston football, always hoping/waiting for a return of the vibe we lived in the late '70's.

If the Luv Ya Blue Oilers were a heroine high the Texans are that bag of oregano that you were told was pot when you were too young to know any better. I remember paying $20 and wondering why my joint tasted like pizza.

 

[Lucky]

If he reduces the price of beer & find some way to serve/sell beer in the 4th Qtr, I’ll be a fan.

He needs to devise a system where beer is pumped directly to your seat. Or beer helmet day. For every home game.

Bombed out of your gourd will be the only way to get this this season.

 

[CWTexansFan]

He needs to devise a system where beer is pumped directly to your seat. Or beer helmet day. For every home game.

Bombed out of your gourd will be the only way to get this this season.

Pumping marijuana smoke into the stadium would help immensely.

 

[steelbtexan]

Pumping marijuana smoke into the stadium would help immensely.

Atleast the Texans would think fans were laughing at them because they were high rather than the comedy of errors that currently plague the Houston Texans.

 

[JB]

Pumping marijuana smoke into the stadium would help immensely.

And on that note it is finally 420 here

 

[Double Barrel]

If the Luv Ya Blue Oilers were a heroine high the Texans are that bag of oregano that you were told was pot when you were too young to know any better. I remember paying $20 and wondering why my joint tasted like pizza.

lol The best metaphor I've read in a long time!

 

[SnakeEyes]

Pumping marijuana smoke into the stadium would help immensely.

And you could then raise the price of any type of food.

Guessing this could be in the works...