Texans @ Dolphins Gameday Thread

[Thorn]

Typical frigging Texans. Typical Kubiac coached team. If the offense doesn't score here, it could actually turn into a game when it shouldn't have.

 

[Cjeremy635]

They better get their head out of their ass or it's over. The season hangs on this next series by the offense and defense. Watch for the onside here boys. The damn nerves are starting to kick in. 17 unanswered points....totally unacceptable. We may feel different about the cause of the melt down, but regardless, it's a shame and it's embarassing. Hopefully we can squeak by with a 27-24 win.

 

[AnthonyE]

Jacoby Jones may be good at punt returns, but on kickoffs he doesn't look too great.

 

[Hervoyel]

We're a passing team. Screw this run the clock BS. Put the ball in the air, work it to Anderson and Dressen while Andre draws all the double and triple coverage.

Gary will say "It's on me. I should have let Matt throw the ball more. We couldn't get it done on the ground so we should have adjusted to that sooner" or some bullshit. His presser will be priceless this time around.

 

[Mailman]

What the hell do they do during half time? Why cant we play a full game!!!

Because then we'd be a perennial SB contender. Every average to good-but-not-great team does this.

 

[qman_tx]

Why Andre not getting the ball?

 

[mariowillshine15]

Gary will say "It's on me. I should have let Matt throw the ball more. We couldn't get it done on the ground so we should have adjusted to that sooner" or some bullshit. His presser will be priceless this time around.

Maybe a pink slip will be waiting on his podium.

 

[Buffi2]

Announcers are correct - we have to get AJ the ball and stop this screwing around with the run game.

 

[Austrian]

huge 1st.

 

[Cjeremy635]

Big catch by Anderson for the 1st.

 

[ziggy29]

Same old Texans -- unable or unwilling to go for the kill shot and turn a potential blowout into a nail-biter by going too conservative in the second half.

Does a Gary Kubiak team *know* how to deliver the kill shot? Very frustrating. It would be nice to not have induced heart failure each week. Fortunately, long-time followers of this team probably saw it coming and could medicate proactively.

 

[fikster]

this is crazy. Andre needs to call a timeout and go Jason Taylor on the O and Kubiak. Give him the damn ball

 

[New_Texans]

On a side note: With Andre Davis out and jacoby in at WR, anyone else notice how Jacoby actually shows up in the stat line.


-he better not be hurt.

 

[Buffi2]

Same old Texans -- unable or unwilling to go for the kill shot and turn a potential blowout into a nail-biter by going too conservative in the second half.

Does a Gary Kubiak team *know* how to deliver the kill shot? Very frustrating. It would be nice to not have induced heart failure each week. Fortunately, long-time followers of this team probably saw it coming and could medicate proactively.

Unfortunately, that is entirely too true.

 

[AnthonyE]

Dreessen was open in the flat.

 

[J_R]

Same old Texans -- unable or unwilling to go for the kill shot and turn a potential blowout into a nail-biter by going too conservative in the second half.

Does a Gary Kubiak team *know* how to deliver the kill shot? Very frustrating. It would be nice to not have induced heart failure each week. Fortunately, long-time followers of this team probably saw it coming and could medicate proactively.

Nice guys dont kill people - not in football, not in real life

 

[Cjeremy635]

Same old Texans -- unable or unwilling to go for the kill shot and turn a potential blowout into a nail-biter by going too conservative in the second half.

Does a Gary Kubiak team *know* how to deliver the kill shot? Very frustrating. It would be nice to not have induced heart failure each week. Fortunately, long-time followers of this team probably saw it coming and could medicate proactively.

I saw Dunta's name on the jersey that was getting burned, not Kubiak's.


Jacoby needed to catch that.

 

[mariowillshine15]

This team knows how to twist my stomach into a pretzel. Never an easy game.

 

[New_Texans]

Unless that ball was tipped, thats pass interference.

 

[Cjeremy635]

DAMNIT! Come on D...hold these turds!

 

[fikster]

Same old Texans -- unable or unwilling to go for the kill shot and turn a potential blowout into a nail-biter by going too conservative in the second half.

Does a Gary Kubiak team *know* how to deliver the kill shot? Very frustrating. It would be nice to not have induced heart failure each week. Fortunately, long-time followers of this team probably saw it coming and could medicate proactively.

my beer turns into Captain's halfway through the 3rd

 

[Stemp]

Unless that ball was tipped, thats pass interference.

The refs have been pretty bad with non-calls and bad spots.

 

[Buffi2]

There are no printable words for this.

 

[Wolf]

Why Andre not getting the ball?

announcers said that AJ is consistently being doubled now during this half

 

[Cjeremy635]

Unless that ball was tipped, thats pass interference.

That's what I thought too. Not calling that too much this game, been pretty quiet with the penalties so far. Which is a good thin IMHO.

 

[Ryan]

EDIT: don't really mean that, stupid fan emotions.

 

[False Start]

Unless that ball was tipped, thats pass interference.

Yeah, he kind of got pushed in the back there.

 

[cardiactgaters]

i need another drink

 

[AnthonyE]

Cush!

 

[qman_tx]

Cushing DROY!

 

[Xcellerator]

Cushing ftw!!

 

[Buffi2]

i need another drink

I need to start.

 

[Lucky]

kubiak you can die in a fire.

Thanks for keeping everything in perspective. Have a happy new year.

 

[fikster]

kubiak you can die in a fire.

wow. Damn.

 

[Austrian]

Do they drink milk and eat cookies and then take a nap during halftime, or what?

 

[Cjeremy635]

I've got man-crush on Cushing. Dude's a BEAST!

 

[TheIronDuke]

Does Okoye have any awareness at all? Heene ran right into him.

 

[Mailman]

All you crybabies should please just stfu!

Let's wait until after the game for you to indulge your reflexive urge to berate the Texans and Gary Kubiak.

 

[Cjeremy635]

kubiak you can die in a fire.

Dude...that's just sorry.

 

[AnthonyE]

kubiak you can die in a fire.

My goodness. You're feisty.

 

[Ckw]

Cush!

Wow my tv must be behind yours. I read this post, and then look up and the ball is just being snapped and then I see the Cush sack.

Haha! Cush sack...

 

[mariowillshine15]

Cushing is a monster

 

[ziggy29]

Do they drink milk and eat cookies and then take a nap during halftime, or what?

Only when they have a big lead. They figure the fans paid good money for tickets and deserve a drama for 60 full minutes of football.

 

[Mailman]

I am outta here. Some of you make me want to puke on my new shoes.

 

[fikster]

is anyone else wondering why Mark Anthony needs a body guard? I'm just saying

 

[Ryan]

sorry i don't mean that. My emotions have really gotten to me. Kubes is a good guy, i just dislike him as a coach.

 

[New_Texans]

If cushing doesnt win DROY...

 

[Lucky]

Cincy up 17-10 with 2 minutes left. Now Ravens have to lose.

 

[cardiactgaters]

kill them !!!!!!

 

[mariowillshine15]

Only when they have a big lead. They figure the fans paid good money for tickets and deserve a drama for 60 full minutes of football.

The Texans should use that as a sales slogan

Movie voice guy-"60 minutes of action. 60 minutes of excitement. The Houston Texans. Dont miss a second."