Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Houston Texans. Noon. 9/27. FOX. **Artificial Gameday Thread**

[TheMatrix31]

Yeah he didn't get in. Wouldn't be surprised with these dumb ass refs in this league though.

 

[brg88tx]

2nd foot not even close. why even have referees?

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

other teams field an offense. We have a collection of guys who have no chemistry or coordination. They play sometimes like they don't practice together but merely looked over the same playbook earlier today over breakfast.

Well, I can give a little slack on that because of the OLine trouble, but a bulk of that comes from no stability at qb.

OB screwed up big time with his reps splitting.

 

[OzzO]

while we're at commercial....

PDS ‏@PatDStat
Bucs sending the field goal unit on the field. #Texans

 

[FuzzyLogic]

other teams field an offense. We have a collection of guys who have no chemistry or coordination. They play sometimes like they don't practice together but merely looked over the same playbook earlier today over breakfast.

That is all directly on the head coach, the defense didn't start most of their starters all preseason the ongoing QB competition that didn't let any of the players get meaningful game time together. And now that is how we look, like a team out of sync. Fully on the coaching staff there.

 

[EVOLVIST]

Thats egg McMuffin is going to get him a BJ for sure. *note to self*

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

No doubt, he takes chances down the field, and I would love to have him.

I'd trade our next 20 4th round picks for him

 

[Mr. Texan]

worst nfl game of the season lmfao

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Their kicker is perplexing.

 

[Uncle Rico]

LOL look how they celebrate a missed FG!

 

[WolverineFan]

Which team wants to lose more

 

[TheMatrix31]

Please score. Holy **** please score. The Colts are losing. My goodness score the damn ball.

 

[TexansBull]

Mallett needs to show some late game magic.

 

[OzzO]

Wow! So, keep the Bucs within 50 yards and we're ok

 

[TexansBull]

Kenny Alberts voice doesn't match his body.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

He looks like he still might be hurt to me.

That's what I've said from the beginning of the game. In fact, before the game, I said that since he had no full contact or otherwise practices, he was not over his injury and would not be playing today.

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Run

 

[markn]

Slow bicycle race

 

[SAMURAITEXAN]

Is that you Randy?

 

[OzzO]

Adam Clanton ‏@adamclanton
These 2 kickers making alcoholics of their respective fan bases w/ each passing kick. (I’m kidding—HOU fans been in the bottle for years.)

 

[Uncle Rico]

Lets see ... Blue is averaging like 5ypc, but why not lets just try someone else, because you know we need to see what we got. Jiminy.

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

LoL

 

[amazing80]

wtf, another wr screen on third down

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Are we trying to lose?

 

[TheMatrix31]

ENOUGH with this ******* play. ENOUGH.

 

[Mr. Texan]

texans gotta be the worst screen team in the league.

 

[Ghostform]

Keshawn Martin just scored a TD lol

 

[OzzO]

one of these days (years) that play will work

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Another failed screen!

 

[Uncle Rico]

Sure why not, bubble screens seem to never work, but lets keep trying them.

 

[TexansBull]

Why does Mallett make those passes? Is that the play call?

 

[brg88tx]

our punt coverage SUCKS BIG OLE DONKEY DICK!!!!!

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Another poorly covered punt with also poor tackling.

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

We have heard boos directed at the home team both home games so far.

 

[FuzzyLogic]

wtf, another wr screen on third down

OB "Hell yes I said another WR screen... we are going to run it until it works!"

 

[Mr. Texan]

keyshawn martin scored a td lol

 

[OzzO]

Aaron Wilson ‏@AaronWilson_NFL
Texans' makeshift offensive line: LT Chris Clark, LG Oday Aboushi, C Ben Jones, RG Derek Newton, RT Kendall Lamm

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Keshawn Martin just scored a TD lol

Keshawn is probably going to be a nice pick up for the pats. The guy looked really good in pre season to me. Like a different player.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Why does Mallett make those passes? Is that the play call?

I'm pretty sure that with all these screens, the OC enamoured by this play is convinced that someday it's bound to work.

 

[TheMatrix31]

Aaron Wilson ‏@AaronWilson_NFL
Texans' makeshift offensive line: LT Chris Clark, LG Oday Aboushi, C Ben Jones, RG Derek Newton, RT Kendall Lamm

I know! Let's run plays multiple times a game that depend on those guys being in a position to block for a wide receiver!

 

[JCTexan]

Why does Mallett make those passes? Is that the play call?

Yes. The whole play is flowing toward the WR screen. If he throws it to anybody else you could get a penalty for blocking downfield.

 

[Uncle Rico]

They could just lob it up to Evans every single play if they wanted

 

[OzzO]

pick 6 would be nice here

edit: or punt

 

[Mr. Texan]

absolutely terrible special teams

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

The Texans are again playing the CBs 10 or more yds off the LOS.

 

[FuzzyLogic]

The two blockers on that punt led the guy right into the returner then let him go.

 

[Uncle Rico]

Special Teams are embarrassingly bad

 

[amazing80]

someone should go through and figure out our total net yards on wr screens.

 

[Runner]

They'll find a reason to not draft a qb early.

And 75% of the posters on this board will spin that as a brilliant decision.

 

[amazing80]

that is the third drop by Hopkins today