TexansSeminole
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Always have a chance if you win turnover battle.
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**Official Divisional Round Playoff Game-Day Thread** Texans at Patriots, Saturday Jan 14, 2017!!
- Thread starter TejasTom
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False Start
On # 69
All these guys can eat a fat Richard.
TheMatrix31
Hall of Fame
God our body language looks ******* TERRIBLE.
banned1976
sleeper mode
OK, I put that imbecile PatsPatriots on ignore; first person ever for me. Not going to let that douchebag interfere with our thread. I don't recall any fan of an opposing team coming here and being such an ass.
Yes it does. His pisses me off. What kind of fuckin coach doesn't have his team fired up for this game?
powda
The bridge between stupid and useless is short.
I get the feeling PatPatriot gets it in the throat often. I dont think it would phase him.
houstongrrl
Practice Squad
Please Texans, just play like a team that deserves to be there.
We may sign that guy at QB in the off season.
This is all I EVER ask of my team.
TxnsJuggernaut
Veteran
Now we get out coached, out played and destroyed.
I am good for the first half but then I must get drunk and watch something much more entertaining.
I am good for the first half but then I must get drunk and watch something much more entertaining.
False Start
On # 69
This game feels like when you get in trouble and you're waiting for your Daddy to get home from work, knowing you got an ass whoopin coming... the anticipation is killing me. 
PatPatriot
Noob
Its because they don't.....This little piece they are showing right now, is pretty much saying the Texans have no chance... they are kind of rubbing it in.
PatPatriot
Noob
I'm not here to troll
Sigma
Veteran
was it really?
SAMURAITEXAN
All Pro
Let's go Texans!!!
powda
The bridge between stupid and useless is short.
Go gurgle your father's man juice you troll.
CloakNNNdagger
Hall of Fame
PatPatriot
Noob
Are you one of those people qhi can't handle the truth? Seems like it.
Go Texans
OzzO
.. and then?
Sarah Barshop @sarahbarshop
The Texans lost the coin toss and will receive the ball to start the game.
The Texans lost the coin toss and will receive the ball to start the game.
F'ck that.
Kick their ass. I want Brady seriously thinking about retirement when this is done.
I want Belichick so mad at "Billy" that he doesn't even say his name ever again. Instead, "Billy" becomes "the Coach"
TheMatrix31
Hall of Fame
Only way we win is if we have (at least) two defensive/ST touchdowns.
PatPatriot
Noob
You guys haven't even scored a TD against us in the last two games..... Yikes.
False Start
On # 69
Boy, they are just slobbin all over Brady's knob aren't they? WTF... "the best of luck" line to J-Jo?
PatPatriot
Noob
Even then..... Probably not.
TheMatrix31
Hall of Fame
My Spotify was playing Sanitarium and I just turned it off right at kickoff, right at the "listen dammit, we will win" line.
So maybe that works.
So maybe that works.
ATXtexanfan
Hall of Fame
I hate the texans
TheMatrix31
Hall of Fame
How nice of O'Brien to finally take Ervin off return duties and how nice of him to go no huddle to start.
Gee.
Gee.
False Start
On # 69
Brock, just Brocked... run the damn ball!
ATXtexanfan
Hall of Fame
Well here we go
WolverineFan
Hall of Fame
Mumphrey wide open on the crosser. Brock stares right at him and eats a sack instead
powda
The bridge between stupid and useless is short.
Dont worry, PatPatriot is checking as many balls as he can get his mouth around.
False Start
On # 69
Cool... good series.
TxnsJuggernaut
Veteran
I don't see a single storm cloud in the sky but I sure can smell the rain!
False Start
On # 69
Ervin is a disgrace to the #34..
ATXtexanfan
Hall of Fame
We fielded a punt and a 3 and out
Ball game
Ball game
SAMURAITEXAN
All Pro
Good D
Brandon420tx
Flounder
Looks like the Pats did some scouting, they're challenging Ervin to actually catch these punts. 10 bucks says he muffs one before halftime