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**Official Divisional Round Playoff Game-Day Thread** Texans at Patriots, Saturday Jan 14, 2017!!

CloakNNNdagger said:
Something I've tried to point out in the past. Total yds per game is how the NFL defense rankings are calculated. Points are the most important stat that should determine a #1 defense.
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As in, your team coughs it up on their own five yard line and you fight for three plays only to give up a TD or FG and that doesn't skew the line?

Respectfully disagree. Even though yards per game could vary depending on the situation (way ahead, way behind...etc) I find it difficult to statistically measure more accurately than ypg. Having errors in baseball to keep an era honest is my best comparison, though I'm sure there is better. :)
 
Showtime100 said:
As in, your team coughs it up on their own five yard line and you fight for three plays only to give up a TD or FG and that doesn't skew the line?

Respectfully disagree. Even though yards per game could vary depending on the situation (way ahead, way behind...etc) I find it difficult to statistically measure more accurately than ypg. Having errors in baseball to keep an era honest is my best comparison, though I'm sure there is better. :)
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And if you give up the least total yards, but can't hold the offense from scoring from the 5...........:foottap:
 
PatPatriot said:
Lol at that final score.
NE 41
HOU 10
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PatPatriot said:
You can't seriously believe the Texans will win?? You couldn't beat Jacoby.
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PatPatriot said:
Hilarious. Brady will have the ball out before either one is within 6 feet.
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PatPatriot said:
Not shocked a Texans fan that is about to watch his team get embarrassed would alter my statement.
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PatPatriot said:
I'll be waiting for you apology after the game you've been looking forward to all day is out of hand after we are up by 21 in the first quarter.
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PatPatriot said:
How am I acting like a dick? I'm just confident in my team.
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PatPatriot said:
Hate us cause you ain't us ......
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So, you're a Patrolliats fan then? :troll:

Y'all and Cowgirls fans should get along great. :cry2::pursefight:
 
Brock went home and told his wife he's scared. She gave him the Adrian to Rocky "What are you so scared of?" speech. He gets the point and goes into the game with a new outlook and NO FEAR. Brock pulls the Patriots in and forces them to punch themselves out. Then he taunts them to infuriate them further to take them off their game. The strategy works and the Texans, guided by the Brockwieler, drive the ball down the field, down by 2 points with less then 1 minute left,to allow Novack to kick a 52 yard field goal and get that last second knock out by 1 point!

LLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRUMBLLLLLE!!!
 
ATXtexanfan said:
Watching the Falcons and Seahawks.
It's amazing how terrible our offense is.
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And it is amazing how open the Falcons' receivers get.

(Well, that was weird. First time I ever double-posted. Was editing the previous post and it doubled.)
 
PapaL said:
I've yet to have one that doesn't. There's a solid dozen sources there. Some work on mobile too. Good Luck.
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Ive struggled with those in the past. Always asks me for money. I was able to see the Falcons game so let's see what happens with the Texans. I appreciate you! Thank you!
 
World's biggest tomato cans. That's what it would say in huge letters in the locker room. Right before we walkout on to the field OB should point to it and say, that's what people are calling us. That's what people think about us. Let's go out there and show these mother fuckers who we really are. Let's go out there and punch these son of a bitches right in the mouth and let them know we aren't no god dammed tomato cans. Today we play for RESPECT!!
 
amazing80 said:
I have to admit, I really wish Kyle was our OC. The creativity on offense, the beautiful run blocking, the scheming wr's open. Ugh, I miss that so much
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My fantasy is that Kyle doesn't have a job yet because he really just wants the Texans job to open up.

Fantasy indeed.
 
Patriots inactives: CB Cyrus Jones, CB Justin Coleman, RB D.J. Foster, QB Jacoby Brissett, OT LaAdrian Waddle, S Jordan Richards, WR M. Mitchell.
 
The way football should be played.

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Not at all confident.

About the least confident I've been in the history of Texans football.

If the Texans win this it will be sign of the impending abrockalypse.
 
mussop said:
I'm going to go ahead and guarantee a win. I put a hundred on new England. I have the worst luck in the world when it comes to gambling. You're welcome!
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straight up or to cover the spread? I think you'd win a couple bucks if you went Pat's straight up
 
kiwitexansfan said:
Not at all confident.

About the least confident I've been in the history of Texans football.

If the Texans win this it will be sign of the impending abrockalypse.
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The Chicago Cubs won the 2016 World Series.
It's pro sports. Anything can happen.
The Houston Texans can win Super Bowl 51.
I don't like when people say things are impossible.
 
It's a football game you poor little sad person. I'm not scared at all. I do feel sorry for you though. Your life is so sad this is the only way you can get any satisfaction out of it.
 
This little piece they are showing right now, is pretty much saying the Texans have no chance... they are kind of rubbing it in.:inneganned:
 
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