'Tis the preseason for overreaction on Osweiler
By
Brian T. Smith
Weekly hype, praise, panic and fear will soon surround a 25-year-old - a seven-game starter during four years in Denver - who's preparing for his home preseason debut Saturday night against Drew Brees' Saints at NRG Stadium.
August 19, 2016
don't blame you, Brock.
I wouldn't listen to the noise, either.
The Texans' $72 million man threw all of seven passes last weekend. He didn't have his real offensive line. Lamar Miller only carried the ball four times. Bill O'Brien and George Godsey barely flipped past the first page of their regular-season script.
But after Osweiler looked just a little shaky and annual August hero Tom Savage went 14-of-24 for 168 yards, two touchdowns and a 107.6 rating, the crazies were already out in full force.
After the first meaningless, pointless preseason game. With Week 1 still almost a month away. With no chance in H-E double hockey sticks that O'Brien's doing anything cuckoo at quarterback in 2016.
But, of course, the noise was still out there. And it will be all season during a campaign that's already set up as the year of the Osweiler Overreactions.
The first time that Denver's ex-heir apparent throws three picks for the Texans and O'Brien nearly tosses his headset into the stands, Houston's world will tragically end.
The day when Osweiler goes off for 400-plus yards and four TDs? Twitter will cry red-and-blue tears, local TV will devote a 30-minute special to No. 17's childhood and talk-radio fanatics will instantly declare that Brock is the greatest QB this city has seen since Warren Moon.
It'll be the best and worst from fans and the media, as we try to figure out what exactly the Texans are holding in their hands.
Super Bowl-caliber franchise QB who can lead this team into the next decade, becoming the Peyton Manning the Texans never had?
Good but never great (see: Matt Schaub), ultimately holding a contender back from what it can become?
A total freaking dud, who makes us long for those glorious times when Ryan Fitzpatrick threw six touchdowns against the Titans and T.J. Yates jumped off his couch to take down the Bengals on "Monday Night Football?"
After five months (14 years, really) of endless waiting, we'll soon find out. And many of us will completely overreact to everything until we get a true feel for just what Osweiler can do when he's The One.
How will the man himself handle the yo-yo life that awaits? By doing the smartest thing possible. Blacking out the windows, turning NRG Stadium's off-limits back rooms and hallways into a sanctuary, and boycotting all public discussion of his first-year legacy.
"Please don't take this as disrespect. Obviously, what you guys do is a tremendous deal and it's huge for our sport. But I don't read a single thing, I don't watch a single thing," the monk-like QB proclaimed Thursday. "Twitter is only on my phone because of all the false accounts that were out there, so I slide that in the back of my phone and I don't look at it.
"A coach once told me, 'Only focus on the things you can control.' I can't control what you guys write, what you guys say. I'm going to keep my focus where it needs to be, and that's … trying to be a great teammate and just being the best football player I can be."
Osweiler will get a gold star from O'Brien for the "great teammate" plug. And while I'm sure this city's new quarterback has a secret subscription to the Chronicle, everything else in his above statement was on target.
Thus far, Osweiler has looked and sounded the part. Commanding, confident and charismatic. Loud without being cocky or obnoxious. Striving for eventual greatness but still grounded in the minutiae and monotony that defines daily NFL life.
But this isn't Hollywood and Osweiler isn't running for mayor. The only thing that matters is if he can actually play the part he's been given.
"I like where he's at," O'Brien said. "I thought he's done a nice job in two-minute drills, he's had some good team periods.
"It's very difficult to come in here as a quarterback, both sides, and not really game plan, not really know what you're going to see and have to react to it on the fly. I think Brock's done a good job of that."
The Texans' coach acknowledged during the same interview that his team's passing game needs "work." O'Brien also confessed that he lives in a "cave" during the season, then declared that he isn't a "genie," which tells you how much is riding on the Texans getting their huge $72 million gamble right.
"We're coaching the heck out of our team. … I can't predict anything," said O'Brien, opting for common sense and reason during a time of preseason hysteria.
Right now, I'm more concerned about the fragile state of the Texans' offensive line than how many throws Osweiler nails in a game we hopefully won't remember in a few weeks.
I want to see a receiver other than DeAndre Hopkins in this offense. I want to know if Miller can walk in Arian Foster's shoes for 16 games – the latter struggled to fill his own the last two years.
Osweiler will be evaluated series by series, game by game, month by month. Just because he starts strong doesn't mean he'll finish that way. Bombing his initial September audition won't prove the Texans blew their cash on the wrong guy.
We'll know much more about Osweiler this time next year - and even then we'll still be trying to figure out if he's the true answer.
Everything else is just an overreaction.