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Houston Texans V Indianapolis Ponies Game Day thread

HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL. That is why the guy makes the active roster.

He was f-l-y-i-n-g down the field.
 
Hey guys, made it back from the barbecue. Can someone outline who/what looks good and who/what looks bad for the Texans? Thanks.
 
Oh SNAP!!!
I benched JJ for Dwayne freakin' Bowe

that's the last time I listen to that CBS fantasy advice
 
it's 34 - 0 at half. if the starters play in the
second half Kubiak should be slapped

we are one injured Shaub away from every
other team in our division..

TJ
 
WHo is #22 for us? He got onto perfect position and blew up the kicker!

LMAO! So sweet. So beautifully sweet. I think I'm going to throw up.
 
GP said:
Does she have that queasy look on her face, like she has to fart but she's holding it in and trying to act like things are OK? I hope so.
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She's so full of **** that it's actuall more of a "my ass could explode at any time" look. :)
 
I'm the biggest damned homer in the world, but I never expected this! Preseason game # 5 counts!!
 
Is there a little part of you that wishes it was a little closer ... a little more gut-wrenching for the ponies?

NAH, they've had their day with us, so take a dose of your own medication :splits:
 
rmartin65 said:
Hey guys, made it back from the barbecue. Can someone outline who/what looks good and who/what looks bad for the Texans? Thanks.
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Rmartin:

There isn't ANYTHING that looks bad.

Every Texans player is breaking it off into the butt of the Colts.

It's worse than last year. And last year was bad on opening day.

It's Christmas, Birthday, Graduation Day, all wrapped up in one.
 
rmartin65 said:
Hey guys, made it back from the barbecue. Can someone outline who/what looks good and who/what looks bad for the Texans? Thanks.
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Too much to answer. The scoreboard really speaks for itself. Mario had a quick sack, we even have a runback.....just too much good to name in one post.
 
The Texans are a force to be reckoned with. That much is now undeniable. 34-0 at the half. That is ungodly.
 
I think the Colts fans are getting brain damage from watching this. Quite a few of them are misspelling words and one just keeps going, "derrrrr."
 
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